You can't kill a stripper....

'cuz, like this section, they are already dead inside.

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Comments

  • Ok, that was obvious post whoring;

    A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
  • I knew someone would say that...but...'no cpf bux are awarded for posts in this section'

    The truth is I just really wanted to talk about strippers.

    I actually played a cash game recently where a guy started measuring his raises in lap dances...ie: I raise you 5 lap dances =$100

    I think I'm going to start doing that.
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    I actually played a cash game recently where a guy started measuring his raises in lap dances...ie: I raise you 5 lap dances =$100

    I need to move up in limits, Iam still at the table dancing level

    I reraise you 5 table dances = $25
  • It just takes time: First it is Tim Horton's (ie: I raise 8 coffees and a bagel) THEN table dances, THEN lapdances...I wonder what comes next?
  • Hookers and 8 balls baby...

    hookers and 8 balls..... ohhh I wann be like Stu
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    I knew someone would say that...but...'no cpf bux are awarded for posts in this section'

    The truth is I just really wanted to talk about strippers.

    I actually played a cash game recently where a guy started measuring his raises in lap dances...ie: I raise you 5 lap dances =$100

    I think I'm going to start doing that.

    Can I just take the lap dance and see what "raise" comes out of it? :)
  • You lost me... what was the point of this thread?
  • lol @ n00b looking for 'meaning' in one of my threads.




    (welcome to the forum!)
  • Graham wrote: »
    You lost me... what was the point of this thread?

    I'ts Kristy Nuff said.
  • Okay, a memory has finally surfaced from the dark reaches of my brain. Knew a peeler who moonlighted as a legal secretary (or maybe it was the other way around, it was long time ago). Working Friday nights and Saturdays, she paid off a house in Mississauga, in just over three years. Table dances were $5.00 at the time, and "specials" were just coming into vogue, so you do the math. Her plan was to stick with it for two years after mortgage burning to build a nest egg. Wonder whatever became of that plan . . .
  • goddammit...I hate being a girl,

    what's a 'special'
  • lol, more than a lap dance, less than sex. Within those parameters lies a LOT of interpretation. But it's been a while, so who knows where the boundaries are now?
  • I need to move up in limits, Iam still at the table dancing level

    I reraise you 5 table dances = $25

    LOL!...reminds me of the late 80's to early 90's.

    Unfortunately the VIP lounges have made the table dance obsolete.
  • I do not even want to know . . .
  • This thread is useless without pics.
  • I nominate The_Awesome for the best picture/signature combo.

    (but I did say that we should keep that picture private baby. ;))
  • Don't worry I'll keep the other, less dressed pictures private ;).

    I always loved your last sig pic though and I would like to see a larger image of Graham's :).
  • Second Kristy's nomination. That is the sort of image of which it has been said, "I would crawl naked through a mile of broken glass to sniff the exhaust of the truck that takes away her laundry." Not as good as Kristy's previous avatar but, . . . DAMN
  • HAHAHAHAHA...I clicked on this because I wanted to see my grafitti...and I just realized that I sassed Graham and called him a n00b on page 1 while he was still posting incognito.
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    HAHAHAHAHA...I clicked on this because I wanted to see my grafitti...and I just realized that I sassed Graham and called him a n00b on page 1 while he was still posting incognito.

    Lol... you're just lucky I never saw it ;)
  • Is your grafitti an oversized monkey who just burned a bridge with a torch?
    the monkey looks big... very creepy... prolly won't be able to sleep tonight :(
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