My Top 10 Question for PF.ca Regs

Please answer all questions truthfully.




1.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]Amy Winehouse offers you a hit off of her crack pipe and a blow job. Do you need to hit the pipe before or after? If you could take a rain check on this offer that is good for exactly one year what are the odds she has any teeth left? Still alive?

2.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]You walk in on your wife fellating Bill Clinton. What color do you see first red or green?

3.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]I have a significant edge in the casino card game known as WAR. What comps would need to be offered before you would sit in this game with me.

4.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]You wake up in the Mexican town of Chihuahua, hung over and Married to Annie Duke. Do you drink more Tequilia or Drano?

5.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]What is you favorite recreational drug and why?

6.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]You must give surrender two testicles or one eyeball. What is your choice?

7.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]You are secksing a one night stand from the doggy-style position on a Super 8 hotel room bed. In the midst of a drunken thrust she bounces her head off of the headboard and becomes unconscious. Would it be considered rude to finish up? Under what circumstances would the opposite be true?

8.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]Sloth hands you the Pokerforum.ca Perma-Ban Hammer. Who gets it?

9.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]You are offered poker coaching at no charge from Phil Laak under the condition that every session must be endured in its entirety with Antonio Esfandiari diddling your bunghole while shouting, “I love America!” Do you accept?

10.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT] You are entitled to all of his WSOP 2006 winnings but must have Jamie Gold sit at every poker table you play at for the rest of your life. Do you accept?

Comments

  • I could argue that you're either ahead of your time, or on the wrong poker forum for this kind of fun.

    1. I don't know who Amy Winehouse is. (I wikipedia-d her)
    2. The inside of my eyelids are more pink
    3. Masseuse to relieve, my War. related tension..and also to deal with the strain of losing the card game to you. (he must NOT be wearing gold lamé bike shorts)
    4. It depends, do I have to read her book? If yes than drano ftw!
    5. caffeine, because it gives me that awesome Michael J. Fox look.
    6. You can have my ovaries, I'm not using them.
    7. No fun without an audience, dismount and call for help...try to leave before he wakes up so you don't have to go to the hospital.
    8. Sincerely don't have one.
    9. I don't have a specific example in mind...but I've probably done worse for less.
    10. SHIP!
  • cadillac wrote: »
    Please answer all questions truthfully.




    1.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]Amy Winehouse offers you a hit off of her crack pipe and a blow job. Do you need to hit the pipe before or after? If you could take a rain check on this offer that is good for exactly one year what
    are the odds she has any teeth left? Still alive?
    amy who? Never heard of her.
    2.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]You walk in on your wife fellating Bill Clinton. What color do you see first red or green?
    The viewfinder of my camera is red.

    3.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]I have a significant edge in the casino card game known as WAR. What comps would need to be offered before you would sit in this game with me.
    Humm... if you have an edge at war that must mean you ... gasp... own a casino...

    Bridal suite ... Hookers and sawhorses ....

    4.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]You wake up in the Mexican town of Chihuahua, hung over and Married to Annie Duke. Do you drink more Tequilia or Drano?

    Tequila ... Her dvd video isn't too shabby.
    5.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]What is you favorite recreational drug and why?
    MJ makes me happy.
    6.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]You must give surrender two testicles or one eyeball. What is your choice?

    Easy... eyeball ... preferably somebody elses.


    7.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]You are secksing a one night stand from the doggy-style position on a Super 8 hotel room bed. In the midst of a drunken thrust she bounces her head off of the headboard and becomes unconscious. Would it be considered rude to finish up? Under what circumstances would the opposite be true?

    This is what bondage is for.... prevent this kind of stuff.

    8.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]Sloth hands you the Pokerforum.ca Perma-Ban Hammer. Who gets it?

    No idea.
    9.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]You are offered poker coaching at no charge from Phil Laak under the condition that every session must be endured in its entirety with Antonio Esfandiari diddling your bunghole while shouting, “I love America!” Do you accept?

    As long as I get to do Jenifer Tilly at the same time...
    10.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT] You are entitled to all of his WSOP 2006 winnings but must have Jamie Gold sit at every poker table you play at for the rest of your life. Do you accept?

    Bring it on!
  • Humm... if you have an edge at war that must mean you ... gasp... own a casino

    Nah. I'm just really good at it.

    Easy... eyeball ... preferably somebody elses.

    nh sir
  • 1) Before AND after. 60/40 on the teeth, 70/30 on the dead pool.
    2) Green, cause I've never seen her from that angle. j/k
    3) I'd take your list of women from Kristy's thread, either on an hourly or group basis. Bear in mind I would want look-alikes for the aged or deceased members of the list. The alternative is just rude.
    4) YES.
    5) Vodka, had to pick one for this fershlugginer list.
    6) I'd choose the Kirk variant of the Kobayashi Maru, thus avoiding the choice all together
    7) Who cares? Ditto
    8) Phred, I hate that guy.
    9) Short answer: NO
    10) Ship it! I can always send him out for pizza.
  • Milo wrote: »
    6) I'd choose the Kirk variant of the Kobayashi Maru, thus avoiding the choice all together

    You'd sneak in the night before and reprogram the simulator?

    Don't see how that makes sense here.

    Geek-man strikes again!

    Mark
  • Makes perfect sense. None of these things are going to occur in REAL life (well maybe 3 & 5), so it MUST be a simulation, right?
  • cadillac wrote: »
    Please answer all questions truthfully.

    Ok...truthfully

    cadillac wrote: »
    1.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]Amy Winehouse offers you a hit off of her crack pipe and a blow job. Do you need to hit the pipe before or after? If you could take a rain check on this offer that is good for exactly one year what are the odds she has any teeth left? Still alive?

    This is actually three questions dumbass...
    1a) A blow job is a blow job and I'll take one from anyone offering, even if she is the ugliest woman alive.
    1b) She'll be dead, but she'll have at least one tooth left...100%
    1c) See 1b.
    cadillac wrote: »
    2.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]You walk in on your wife fellating Bill Clinton. What color do you see first red or green?

    Depends what colour lipstick my wife was wearing, likely red, she likes red.
    cadillac wrote: »
    3.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]I have a significant edge in the casino card game known as WAR. What comps would need to be offered before you would sit in this game with me.

    Pretty fucking high on yourself, people that are high on themself bug me. I wouldn't need any comps but I don't play people that bug me.
    cadillac wrote: »
    4.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]You wake up in the Mexican town of Chihuahua, hung over and Married to Annie Duke. Do you drink more Tequilia or Drano?

    Don't really care for the taste of Drano.
    cadillac wrote: »
    5.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]What is you favorite recreational drug and why?

    again, two stupid questions, or two questions stupid?

    Don't do them anymore, I guess I grew up...stupid is as stupid does.
    cadillac wrote: »
    6.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]You must give surrender two testicles or one eyeball. What is your choice?

    Don't need balls to slam your wife/girlfriend but I'd like to keep my eyes so I can watch her enjoy the facial!
    cadillac wrote: »
    7.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]You are secksing a one night stand from the doggy-style position on a Super 8 hotel room bed. In the midst of a drunken thrust she bounces her head off of the headboard and becomes unconscious. Would it be considered rude to finish up? Under what circumstances would the opposite be true?

    Did Cole write this question??? p.s. Always finish, period.
    cadillac wrote: »
    8.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]Sloth hands you the Pokerforum.ca Perma-Ban Hammer. Who gets it?

    People who post this stupid garbage....and rude assholes...so you first and then me second.
    cadillac wrote: »
    9.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]You are offered poker coaching at no charge from Phil Laak under the condition that every session must be endured in its entirety with Antonio Esfandiari diddling your bunghole while shouting, “I love America!” Do you accept?

    Antonio is rich, not fat and not ugly...a little pain is worth the gain?
    cadillac wrote: »
    10.[FONT=&quot] [/FONT] You are entitled to all of his WSOP 2006 winnings but must have Jamie Gold sit at every poker table you play at for the rest of your life. Do you accept?

    Umm, sure...he gets a dagger through the heart pretty quick though. I don't mind if he gets stuffed and propped at the table every game then I can bounce chips off his forehead.

    Moderators: Disclaimer All comments made in jest with no malicious intent. Although it seems I have a chip on my shoulder, I certainly do not, nor do I mean anything I say towards the poster...who I do not know.
  • cadillac wrote: »
    Nah. I'm just really good at it.




    nh sir

    The only skill at war is the cheating ... What techniques are you using?
  • The only skill at war is the cheating ... What techniques are you using?

    I'll always share poker strategy but my WAR techniques will always be secret.

    Also, I'm really skilled in coinflips. What do make of that?
  • Big E wrote: »
    Don't need balls to slam your wife/girlfriend but I'd like to keep my eyes so I can watch her enjoy the facial!

    Something seems very wrong with this statement !?!

    The question was which would you rather surrender, two balls or one eyeball. I think yo are saying you would rather keep the eyeball (thus giving up both your balls) so that you could still pound your mate (which does not require balls) and then watch her enjoy the facial (which would come from your non-exsistent balls). You must like M-M-F threesomes.
  • Actually

    Someone without testicles could still produce significant seminal fluid. The sperm actually comes form the testicles, however, the bulk of an ejaculation - the semial fluid - is produced by the cowper's gland. It is a combination of fluid, protein, and sodium I believe. The point is... without a testicle, one can produce seminal fluid, but nothing that is reproductively viable.

    Bottom line... facials are still fun.

    Mark
  • DrTyore wrote: »
    Actually

    Someone without testicles could still produce significant seminal fluid. The sperm actually comes form the testicles, however, the bulk of an ejaculation - the semial fluid - is produced by the cowper's gland. It is a combination of fluid, protein, and sodium I believe. The point is... without a testicle, one can produce seminal fluid, but nothing that is reproductively viable.

    Bottom line... facials are still fun.

    Mark
    After this far too detailed explanation Bob has asked to have his picture removed from your avitar.... :)
  • Haha...

    Careful now compuease.. I think i've a picture of you around here too

    Mark
  • DrTyore wrote: »
    Actually

    Someone without testicles could still produce significant seminal fluid. The sperm actually comes form the testicles, however, the bulk of an ejaculation - the semial fluid - is produced by the cowper's gland. It is a combination of fluid, protein, and sodium I believe. The point is... without a testicle, one can produce seminal fluid, but nothing that is reproductively viable.

    Mark

    The fact that you actually must have researched that inexplicably scares the hell out of me.
  • Actually I didn't have to research it at all...

    I just remember crazy shit.

    Mark
  • Aaaaahhhh, finally someone with an equally uncanny ability to pull useless trivia out of his, er . . . ear. Yeah, that's it.
  • 10- i dont accept
  • cadillac wrote: »
    Nah. I'm just really good at it.




    nh sir

    You have an edge in war??
    Bottom or second dealing?
  • You have an edge in war??
    Bottom or second dealing?

    Why are you repeatedly accusing me of cheating?

    I said I wouldn't discuss strategy on this topic and that is not about to change. So now you want to accuse me? Are you a reporter or something?


    First of all I don't expect you to understand the intricacies of this game. There is way more to it than meets the eye. My strategy is a family secret that was passed down to me by grandfather on my mothers side. He was a very smart guy who actually went to war. I have backed up his theories over 34 000 093 simulations. I am obviously qualified.


    I'm sorry that you are so jealous of my skills. Go find something to be good at for yourself.
  • 13CARDS wrote: »
    Something seems very wrong with this statement !?!

    The question was which would you rather surrender, two balls or one eyeball. I think yo are saying you would rather keep the eyeball (thus giving up both your balls) so that you could still pound your mate (which does not require balls) and then watch her enjoy the facial (which would come from your non-exsistent balls). You must like M-M-F threesomes.


    Absolutely no mention of another M in the room, me and wife/gf at most is M-F-F, and at least M-F. Apparantly you have some hidden desire to experiment that has clouded your thinking. Or perhaps you want to just hold the camera?
  • DrTyore wrote: »
    Actually

    Bottom line... facials are still fun.

    Mark


    POTD....I nearly fell of my chair laughing
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