Topless Poker Dealers - Who's in?

JimmyHoJimmyHo
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Although the rake might have to be 90% to cover the cost of the dealer... might make for an exciting home game :)

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-services-entertainment-need-hot-poker-dealers-lingerie-hostesses-W0QQAdIdZ34510613

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  • JohnnieHJohnnieH
    Topless...not so much.

    But you can get one of the KWers PANTLESS for cheap!
  • RedingtonRedington
    They have this outside the poker room at Ceasers in Vegas. There is a section of table games that is the pussycats or something like that where all the dealers for the table games are scantily clad and there are go-go platforms beside each of the tables (think of Coyote Ugly but with BJ tables replacing the bar);

    Brings new meaning to daily double jackpot!
  • westside8westside8
    Isn't there like a playboy casino or something in Vegas too now?

    Can't really search for it seeing how I'm in the second row in class...:D
  • JohnnieHJohnnieH
    westside8 wrote: »
    Isn't there like a playboy casino or something in Vegas too now?

    Can't really search for it seeing how I'm in the second row in class...:D

    Shouldn't get you into too much trouble....

    http://www.palms.com/playboy_club_1.php
  • actyperactyper
    pokerJAH wrote: »
    Although the rake might have to be 90% to cover the cost of the dealer... might make for an exciting home game :)

    http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-services-entertainment-need-hot-poker-dealers-lingerie-hostesses-W0QQAdIdZ34510613

    Geez, need to bring your own paper bag though for a more enjoyable experience.
  • Martin BandleMartin Bandle
    Redington wrote: »
    They have this outside the poker room at Ceasers in Vegas. There is a section of table games that is the pussycats or something like that where all the dealers for the table games are scantily clad and there are go-go platforms beside each of the tables (think of Coyote Ugly but with BJ tables replacing the bar);

    Brings new meaning to daily double jackpot!
    what do you mean.."BJ tables"?....oops sorry just figured it out...black jack..lol
  • TiMSuMTiMSuM
    westside8 wrote: »
    Isn't there like a playboy casino or something in Vegas too now?

    Can't really search for it seeing how I'm in the second row in class...:D

    Yeah. I went up there in May last year when I was in Vegas. $20 cover to go up. The floor itself is pretty small. All around the outside is lounge chairs and bottle service, in the middle are tables. $100-300 min. bet. It's definitely ballin' territory. Dealers all dressed up in the black lingerie with bunny ears.

    It's an experience.
  • 800OVER800OVER
    Shit, I'll deal topless for 5% max $5. Tell me when and where.
  • HobbesHobbes
    800OVER wrote: »
    Shit, I'll deal topless for 5% max $5. Tell me when and where.

    How bout 10% and you keep your shirt on :D
  • captiuscaptius
    Is this topless dealing thing really helping the game? It's becoming more and more mainstream... but I am not sure how this helps it along... kinda makes it look like it used to... for degenerates and all that..

    But I must admit it does sound pretty sweet... if I didn't have a girlfriend who was uber protective and didn't play poker I would probably get into a game like that... probably lose my whole bankroll just to stay there too lol
  • KristyKristy
    *sigh*

    and for the record this is the single worst idea ever...

    why in the name of fck would you ever want some spoiled princess directing your action. Trust me, it is not worth it. 'Bambi' or whatever the hell can get to the rail and clap and bounce and cheer.... I want some 30 yr old guy name Frank with no social skills, nor desire to gain social skills and 3/4ths to 1 whole brain dealing for me.

    And kindly try, when one of you reposts to be more clever than to make a 'spoiled princess joke' please. I'm about 80% certain I'll projectile vomit on my screen.
  • 13CARDS13CARDS
    Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    *sigh*

    and for the record this is the single worst idea ever...

    why in the name of fck would you ever want some spoiled princess directing your action. Trust me, it is not worth it. 'Bambi' or whatever the hell can get to the rail and clap and bounce and cheer.... I want some 30 yr old guy name Frank with no social skills, nor desire to gain social skills and 3/4ths to 1 whole brain dealing for me.

    And kindly try, when one of you reposts to be more clever than to make a 'spoiled princess joke' please. I'm about 80% certain I'll projectile vomit on my screen.

    I don't/can't follow this rant at all !?!? I should go away...
  • MiloMilo
    Whats not to follow? If I want boobies - strip joint. Poker - card room. Easy. I have to agree with Kristy, this is quite possibly the dumbest idea I have heard of.
  • Davis08Davis08
    JohnnieH wrote: »
    Shouldn't get you into too much trouble....

    http://www.palms.com/playboy_club_1.php
    i think that would be very distracting to me.. LOL
  • KristyKristy
    also it would be a bunch of tip-whoring instead of fast competent dealing.
  • AcidJoeAcidJoe
    It would cut into the young cute chicks who know how to play poker and who activately flaunt their cleveage to the older/stupid players who are too busy looking at tatas rather than their cards. I think it would be a great idea for a drunken stag, for anything else not so much.
  • JimmyHoJimmyHo
    AcidJoe wrote: »
    It would cut into the young cute chicks who know how to play poker and who activately flaunt their cleveage to the older/stupid players who are too busy looking at tatas rather than their cards. I think it would be a great idea for a drunken stag, for anything else not so much.

    Might be an idea for the Crown Casino finale :) I would think the Bradford clan would be interested.
  • PokerAddictzPokerAddictz
    I could see major losses with that idea... no time to look at the cards...
  • KristyKristy
    I'm sooooo citing this thread the next time one of you schmucks (:h: xoxoxoxoxo:h: ) tries to tell me that the only gender at your table is cash.

    I've said it before but fake boobs and hair extensions FTW!
  • AcidJoeAcidJoe
    Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    I'm sooooo citing this thread the next time one of you schmucks (:h: xoxoxoxoxo:h: ) tries to tell me that the only gender at your table is cash.

    I've said it before but fake boobs and hair extensions FTW!

    There is no gender at my table. I don't like fake boobs and btw what is FTW?
  • schabsschabs
    FTW = for the win
  • KristyKristy
    For The World also, think of beauty contestants wishing for world peace.

    The two are pretty interchangeable IMO
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