the offending post...

here it is

So I was sitting around thinking about it, and I came up with a list of things most likely to be found in certain forumer's asses. They are as follows;

haddon: The O.P.P.'s fist.
Kristy_Sea: The 2005 'Hooper of the year' award, which she in fact, 'hooped'.
DrTyore: Itsame's dick.
Metro: A shot of Hazelnut.
Compuese: Dust.
Moose: A stick.
BBC_Z: Shit that does not, in fact, stink.
Itsame: DrTyore's tongue.
beanie42: A Hotwheel one of the kids placed unfortunately.
stpboy: Futuristic receipt for a medical heightening procedure from 2012.
8ball: Pure sunshine.
Wraychel: (See Merry Xmas Madness log 2006.)
g2: Ron Jeremy's hard throbbing manmeat.
ElElliott: A letter from me signed, 'Eleanor you fucking bitch, let's work it out.'
Sloth: His thumb.
SirWatts: A horseshoe. (For a Clydesdale).
Westside8: STR82ACE's brown nose.
Zithal: Hair as long as those on his head.
BigChrisEl: A T.V. Remote.
Pkrfce9: Ching Hill's $.
DataMn: A bunch of Scrabble tiles - D-I-G-A-H-O-S-O-D-D-N.
STR82ACE: A fucking fence post.

Just thought I'd share my findings. See most of you tomorrow at Bristol.

Werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!

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everyone happy?

I don't think we ought to be deleting posts unless they are spam or racial or that sort of thing. Hey, it wasn't deleted, just moved, so everyone can be friends again.

-Sloth

Comments

  • Could you post the replies as well, pleeeease. (mainly for moose's)

    /g2
  • Funny stuff.
    Classic Haddon
  • moose's reply:

    AcidJoe: condom wrapped contraband
    Blondefish: special sliderule showing patience and skill factor
    All_Aces: giant novelty check
    JohnnieH: spare Blue Jays hat
  • Thanks sloth. You da man.

    /g2
  • g2 wrote: »
    Thanks sloth. You da man.

    /g2

    da' man with a thumb in his ass.
  • now I'm offended because I didn't make the list :(
  • pokerJAH wrote: »
    now I'm offended because I didn't make the list :(


    pokerJAH- a 2 year old vhs tape of the degree donktard challenge
  • WERRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!

    Love ya Sloth....just don't touch me with your thumbs..
  • And now I'm offended, methinks it's not dust but rust.... and you spelled my handle wrong.... get back to jail, and where have you been for the last few weeks, with Bubba, or perhaps the Vegas hostel again?
  • laugh out loud.

    stp
  • sloth wrote: »
    JohnnieH: spare Blue Jays hat

    bahahahahahahah! But I have so many.....

    ps...Wraych doesn't like ANYTHING in her ass. Trust me :)
  • JohnnieH wrote: »
    bahahahahahahah! But I have so many.....

    ps...Wraych doesn't like ANYTHING in her ass. witness me trying to convice her otherwise :)

    btw, Merry X-mas madness is coming up soon!
  • pokerJAH- a 2 year old vhs tape of the degree donktard challenge

    very nice! now I feel a part of the forum :)
  • I just want to know why I have the tiles for

    HADDON IS DOG

    Up in there?? ;-)
  • DataMn wrote: »
    I just want to know why I have the tiles for

    HADDON IS DOG

    Up in there?? ;-)

    And why do you have more tiles than allowed?
  • lol..gg AL!


    Hobbes, he's obv lost the little bag that comes with the game.
  • DOG? You called me GOD last night....

    (And this post is not a joke. OR is it?)
  • BTW moose no condom there. I like the added flavour ala cheech and chong's Labrador gold......

    OMG I can't believe I"ve stooped to Haddon's level.

    PS I did make a poker strategy comment earlier so there......

    PPS Yes Haddon your a sell out.
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    btw, Merry X-mas madness is coming up soon!

    lol...That certainly didn't help my cause any.

    Johnnie

    ps....I'm not drinking this year.
  • JohnnieH wrote: »
    ps....I'm not drinking wine this year.

    FYP

    sadglkjjasddfkl
  • LOL LOL LOL >... I cant stop laughing ... I think is a good thing I didnt make the list... :)
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