What Tilt and Beer and SirWatts can inspire you to do....
So...after getting home at 3:30 and getting reaquainted with my fridge I proceed to lose 10's of dollars. The only thing that could make me feel better is to go broke...SO...
Hey BBC_Z...you asked about donkey's playing above limits....yeeeeeha.....
PokerStars Game #11043915819: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/07/20 - 19:04:42 (ET)
Table 'Gerda V' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Six Sticks ($985 in chips)
Seat 2: Wolffhound ($185 in chips)
Seat 3: Lukieplaya ($985 in chips)
Seat 4: poopsauce ($1078.05 in chips)
Seat 5: Scottylane ($249 in chips)
Seat 6: Aryamehr ($350 in chips)
Seat 7: ElkY ($995 in chips)
Seat 8: TexDuke ($1365.50 in chips)
Seat 9: j_t_s80 ($599 in chips)
Aryamehr: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Wolffhound [Kh Ac]
TexDuke: folds
j_t_s80: folds
Six Sticks: folds
Wolffhound: raises $20 to $30
Lukieplaya: folds
poopsauce: folds
Scottylane: folds
Aryamehr: folds
ElkY: folds
Wolffhound collected $25 from pot
Wolffhound: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $25 | Rake $0
Seat 1: Six Sticks folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Wolffhound collected ($25)
Seat 3: Lukieplaya folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: poopsauce folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Scottylane (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Aryamehr (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: ElkY (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: TexDuke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: j_t_s80 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Obviousy ElKY is my bitch....
2 Hands later....
PokerStars Game #11043936141: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/07/20 - 19:06:00 (ET)
Table 'Gerda V' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Six Sticks ($985 in chips)
Seat 2: Wolffhound ($200 in chips)
Seat 3: Lukieplaya ($1000 in chips)
Seat 4: poopsauce ($1078.05 in chips)
Seat 5: Scottylane ($249 in chips)
Seat 6: Aryamehr ($345 in chips)
Seat 7: ElkY ($980 in chips)
Seat 8: TexDuke ($2352.50 in chips)
Seat 9: j_t_s80 ($599 in chips)
TexDuke: posts small blind $5
j_t_s80: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Wolffhound [Kh Kd]
Six Sticks: folds
Wolffhound: raises $30 to $40
Lukieplaya: folds
poopsauce: calls $40
Scottylane: folds
Aryamehr: calls $40
ElkY: folds
TexDuke: folds
j_t_s80: raises $160 to $200
Wolffhound: calls $160 and is all-in
poopsauce: folds
Aryamehr: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qd Qh 3s]
*** TURN *** [Qd Qh 3s] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Qd Qh 3s 3c] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
j_t_s80: shows [As Ks] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
Wolffhound: shows [Kh Kd] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Wolffhound collected $482 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $485 | Rake $3
Board [Qd Qh 3s 3c 6d]
Seat 1: Six Sticks folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Wolffhound showed [Kh Kd] and won ($482) with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 3: Lukieplaya folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: poopsauce folded before Flop
Seat 5: Scottylane folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Aryamehr folded before Flop
Seat 7: ElkY (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: TexDuke (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: j_t_s80 (big blind) showed [As Ks] and lost with two pair, Queens and Threes
yeeeha...thank you SirWatts...shortstacking is the BOMB,
andyesidorealizethatiwillinfactgofukenbrokeificontinuetoplay5/10NLcauseTimexdoesn'thavesomeofmyaction, butfortonightidon'tgiveafuck.
p.s. yes, I do promise to post the hand where I go broke....stay tuned...now I'm off to my fridge then maybe some 25/50NL cause obviously I am a poker god.
Hey BBC_Z...you asked about donkey's playing above limits....yeeeeeha.....
PokerStars Game #11043915819: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/07/20 - 19:04:42 (ET)
Table 'Gerda V' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Six Sticks ($985 in chips)
Seat 2: Wolffhound ($185 in chips)
Seat 3: Lukieplaya ($985 in chips)
Seat 4: poopsauce ($1078.05 in chips)
Seat 5: Scottylane ($249 in chips)
Seat 6: Aryamehr ($350 in chips)
Seat 7: ElkY ($995 in chips)
Seat 8: TexDuke ($1365.50 in chips)
Seat 9: j_t_s80 ($599 in chips)
Aryamehr: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Wolffhound [Kh Ac]
TexDuke: folds
j_t_s80: folds
Six Sticks: folds
Wolffhound: raises $20 to $30
Lukieplaya: folds
poopsauce: folds
Scottylane: folds
Aryamehr: folds
ElkY: folds
Wolffhound collected $25 from pot
Wolffhound: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $25 | Rake $0
Seat 1: Six Sticks folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Wolffhound collected ($25)
Seat 3: Lukieplaya folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: poopsauce folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Scottylane (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Aryamehr (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: ElkY (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: TexDuke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: j_t_s80 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Obviousy ElKY is my bitch....
2 Hands later....
PokerStars Game #11043936141: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/07/20 - 19:06:00 (ET)
Table 'Gerda V' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Six Sticks ($985 in chips)
Seat 2: Wolffhound ($200 in chips)
Seat 3: Lukieplaya ($1000 in chips)
Seat 4: poopsauce ($1078.05 in chips)
Seat 5: Scottylane ($249 in chips)
Seat 6: Aryamehr ($345 in chips)
Seat 7: ElkY ($980 in chips)
Seat 8: TexDuke ($2352.50 in chips)
Seat 9: j_t_s80 ($599 in chips)
TexDuke: posts small blind $5
j_t_s80: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Wolffhound [Kh Kd]
Six Sticks: folds
Wolffhound: raises $30 to $40
Lukieplaya: folds
poopsauce: calls $40
Scottylane: folds
Aryamehr: calls $40
ElkY: folds
TexDuke: folds
j_t_s80: raises $160 to $200
Wolffhound: calls $160 and is all-in
poopsauce: folds
Aryamehr: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qd Qh 3s]
*** TURN *** [Qd Qh 3s] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Qd Qh 3s 3c] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
j_t_s80: shows [As Ks] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
Wolffhound: shows [Kh Kd] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Wolffhound collected $482 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $485 | Rake $3
Board [Qd Qh 3s 3c 6d]
Seat 1: Six Sticks folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Wolffhound showed [Kh Kd] and won ($482) with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 3: Lukieplaya folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: poopsauce folded before Flop
Seat 5: Scottylane folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Aryamehr folded before Flop
Seat 7: ElkY (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: TexDuke (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: j_t_s80 (big blind) showed [As Ks] and lost with two pair, Queens and Threes
yeeeha...thank you SirWatts...shortstacking is the BOMB,
andyesidorealizethatiwillinfactgofukenbrokeificontinuetoplay5/10NLcauseTimexdoesn'thavesomeofmyaction, butfortonightidon'tgiveafuck.
p.s. yes, I do promise to post the hand where I go broke....stay tuned...now I'm off to my fridge then maybe some 25/50NL cause obviously I am a poker god.
Comments
You are inspiring sir!!
My wife says that all the time.
It was anti-climatic. Lost 1/2 buyin at 5/10 after the above....and as she says...."that was it". Its morning and I like money...back to .10/.25 and 5.50 SNG's.
PokerStars Game #11184518038: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/07/28 - 16:42:21 (ET)
Table 'Horus' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Kelisitaan ($1033.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Suck My Ace ($477 in chips)
Seat 3: jampiriki ($661 in chips)
Seat 4: jms919 ($1062.80 in chips)
Seat 5: RoniSky33 ($303.80 in chips)
Seat 6: trump236 ($385.50 in chips)
Seat 8: Wolffhound ($225 in chips)
Seat 9: Ironm@n ($1112.65 in chips)
Wolffhound: posts small blind $5
Ironm@n: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Wolffhound [Js 8d]
Kelisitaan: folds
Suck My Ace: folds
jampiriki: folds
jms919: folds
RoniSky33: calls $10
trump236: folds
Wolffhound: calls $5
Ironm@n: checks
*** FLOP *** [8s 5d 2d]
Wolffhound: checks
Ironm@n: checks
RoniSky33: checks
*** TURN *** [8s 5d 2d] [Jc]
Wolffhound: bets $20
Ironm@n: folds
RoniSky33: raises $40 to $60
Wolffhound: raises $155 to $215 and is all-in
RoniSky33: calls $155
*** RIVER *** [8s 5d 2d Jc] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Wolffhound: shows [Js 8d] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
RoniSky33: mucks hand
Wolffhound collected $457 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $460 | Rake $3
Board [8s 5d 2d Jc Ah]
Seat 1: Kelisitaan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Suck My Ace folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: jampiriki folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jms919 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: RoniSky33 mucked [Qs Jd]
Seat 6: trump236 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Wolffhound (small blind) showed [Js 8d] and won ($457) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 9: Ironm@n (big blind) folded on the Turn
wasted a lot of time play .50/1.00 limit......5/10NL is where its at!!!!!!!!
See you on Cake Watts!!!!!
D
p.s. a whack load of Moosehead doesn't hurt either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Table 'Horus' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Kelisitaan ($1041.75 in chips)
Seat 3: jampiriki ($646 in chips)
Seat 4: jms919 ($1047.80 in chips)
Seat 5: RoniSky33 ($91.55 in chips)
Seat 6: trump236 ($404.25 in chips)
Seat 8: Wolffhound ($457 in chips)
Seat 9: Ironm@n ($1087.65 in chips)
trump236: posts small blind $5
Wolffhound: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Wolffhound [4h 4c]
Ironm@n: folds
Kelisitaan: raises $10 to $20
jampiriki: calls $20
jms919: calls $20
RoniSky33 has timed out
RoniSky33: folds
RoniSky33 is sitting out
trump236: calls $15
Wolffhound: calls $10
*** FLOP *** [Ts 4d 7d]
RoniSky33 has returned
trump236: checks
Wolffhound: bets $60
Kelisitaan: calls $60
jampiriki: folds
jms919: calls $60
trump236: folds
*** TURN *** [Ts 4d 7d] [2h]
Wolffhound: bets $200
Kelisitaan: folds
jms919: folds
Wolffhound collected $277 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $280 | Rake $3
Board [Ts 4d 7d 2h]
Seat 1: Kelisitaan folded on the Turn
Seat 3: jampiriki folded on the Flop
Seat 4: jms919 folded on the Turn
Seat 5: RoniSky33 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: trump236 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Wolffhound (big blind) collected ($277)
Seat 9: Ironm@n folded before Flop (didn't bet)
two FF's...and you might get a PM......
Hopefully by the river you have built the pot to a point where you can shove your remaining chips and get a call.
Good advice though and I appreciate it.