Ok I'll give my constructive ?? advice on Jennifer's play
Either knock it off with showing the knockers, or learn to control your breathing when you have a good hand. Every time you hit a big hand you breathe so heavily it looks like two milk monsters are preparing to invade the table, engulfing the pot and spilling into the dealer rack (no pun intended). When you didn't have a hand, the twin giants were sleeping peacefully. Every guy (and probably most women poker players*) are going to be staring down both barrels of your bazookas, so this tell will not go unnoticed, so you have to do something. You could try breathing heavy when you're bluffing, or better yet, how about wearing something normal and just trying to play poker better? See tip #2 below.
Don't check down a full house on the river when you're last to act. You flopped a set of Jacks vs. a player who I'm unfamiliar with. I can't quite remember the action, but the turn paired the King, so you had like the 5th best possible hand. On the turn, your opponent checked, and you also checked. This was a decent move. The river was a blank, and your opponent checked. You immediately checked and turned over the boat, making the comment "I thought you had quad kings". I almost fell off the couch laughing when the cameras showed the other players' faces when you showed your boat. I think somebody said "5th best hand, nothing wrong with checking", and I almost pissed my pants. The pot was fairly miniscule, and there was only a bet / call on the flop. So next time, try betting. If you get trapped by quad kings, it's probably because your opponent saw the jugs bouncing and knew you had a monster.
Ok I'll give my constructive ?? advice on Jennifer's play
Either knock it off with showing the knockers, or learn to control your breathing when you have a good hand. Every time you hit a big hand you breathe so heavily it looks like two milk monsters are preparing to invade the table, engulfing the pot and spilling into the dealer rack (no pun intended). When you didn't have a hand, the twin giants were sleeping peacefully. Every guy (and probably most women poker players*) are going to be staring down both barrels of your bazookas, so this tell will not go unnoticed, so you have to do something. You could try breathing heavy when you're bluffing, or better yet, how about wearing something normal and just trying to play poker better? See tip #2 below.
So next time, try betting. If you get trapped by quad kings, it's probably because your opponent saw the jugs bouncing and knew you had a monster.
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That would be a no! I played against her at the Bellagio. Nice to look at ... she was not.
I must say she looks much much better on TV!
so she's pretty from a far.. but far from pretty?
Heh.. this has to be the 3rd thread we have about her play that ends up being about her looks. :P
Thats crazy funny...especially when she said "I thought you had pocket kings"...LOL!
lol exactly what I was thinking
no no, Magi would have advised folding. The most profitable play in poker.
Apologies Magi, but I can't resist a good internet feud.
well thats all i've seen her on
So i guess ill take your word for it.
think she's on a hand?
apparantly she didn't.
???
That was absolutely awful play...
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Well, I would guess her rack is less than 8, but the mount is nearly 50. Eeewwww.
Either knock it off with showing the knockers, or learn to control your breathing when you have a good hand. Every time you hit a big hand you breathe so heavily it looks like two milk monsters are preparing to invade the table, engulfing the pot and spilling into the dealer rack (no pun intended). When you didn't have a hand, the twin giants were sleeping peacefully. Every guy (and probably most women poker players*) are going to be staring down both barrels of your bazookas, so this tell will not go unnoticed, so you have to do something. You could try breathing heavy when you're bluffing, or better yet, how about wearing something normal and just trying to play poker better? See tip #2 below.
Don't check down a full house on the river when you're last to act. You flopped a set of Jacks vs. a player who I'm unfamiliar with. I can't quite remember the action, but the turn paired the King, so you had like the 5th best possible hand. On the turn, your opponent checked, and you also checked. This was a decent move. The river was a blank, and your opponent checked. You immediately checked and turned over the boat, making the comment "I thought you had quad kings". I almost fell off the couch laughing when the cameras showed the other players' faces when you showed your boat. I think somebody said "5th best hand, nothing wrong with checking", and I almost pissed my pants. The pot was fairly miniscule, and there was only a bet / call on the flop. So next time, try betting. If you get trapped by quad kings, it's probably because your opponent saw the jugs bouncing and knew you had a monster.
Please bite your tongue sir.