Haiku Time

ZithalZithal
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This is an original by me from 2001.

I own a Neon.
Chicks tell me how cool it is.
Kinda like wrestling.

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  • CanadaDaveCanadaDave
    Zithal wrote: »
    This is an original by me from 2001.

    I own a Neon.
    Chicks tell me how cool it is.
    Kinda like wrestling.

    Dude a neon sucks
    what kind of chicks do you know?
    Sorry, I'm joking.


    :P This barely qualifies as a haiku... at least I followed the main rule (syllables). :P
  • HobbesHobbes
    Not sure if this actually qualifies, but....

    I hit my full house.
    I now push my chips all in.
    Dam, the board isn't paired.

    :)
  • melikebeermelikebeer
    Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator
  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    I drive a smart car
    Mario laughs at it lots
    I laugh at gas cost
  • moosemoose
    Starry-eyed is he.
    His car is a joke. It sucks.
    Ladies point and laugh.
  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    Moose is right again
    No Lady lovings for me
    Car not the reason
  • HobbesHobbes
    There once was a man from Nantucket...

    Oh wait, that's not a Haiku....:)
  • Royal FlushRoyal Flush
    LOL worth reading :) lOL
  • HobbesHobbes
    The spammer I saw today inspired this:

    i am a spammer
    i have no value in world.
    me english no good.
  • BBC ZBBC Z
    A+. Would read again.
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