Favorite Simpsons Line?

ScottyZScottyZ
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Any fans of The Simpsons out there?

What's your all-time favorite line (or short exchange of lines, or something non-verbal happening, or whatever) from the show?

ScottyZ

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  • djwdjw
    Same episode:

    "You have to wait 3 days for a permit" Gun Store Guy
    "3 DAYS!! But I'm angry now!" Homer

    then later:

    "This gun has cost me everything except my precious precious gun." Homer
  • PhredPhred
    Hello, I'm Troy McClure . . . God I miss Phil Hartman.
  • stpboystpboy
    I remember Homer whispering to someone, I think it was Moe " I think she likes you". I thought that was funny.

    Also...

    When Homer hugs his rotten submarine sandwich and says "how could I stay mad at you?".
  • Big JBig J
    Far and away:

    Hutz: Uh oh! We've drawn Judge Schneider!

    Marge: Is that bad?

    Hutz: Well, he's kinda had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog.

    Marge: You did?

    Hutz: Yeah, if you replace 'dog' with 'son,' and 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly.'

    Phil Hartmann is greatly missed.
  • garrogarro
    "Everything's coming up Milhouse"

    -- Line from Milhouse after complaining about having to wear flood pants, just before homer floods the town for an art project.
  • MickeyHoldemMickeyHoldem
    Homer--- "Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close!"
  • gordan_geccogordan_gecco
    I'm a big fan of Lenny. Here are two of my favourite Lenny lines:

    "The team's been horrible since it was bought by that cheap and heartless duff corporation. Hey Moe, gimme a duff. (drinks). Oh yeah. Sweeet Duff."

    "I'm Lenny, this is Carl, and Homer. I'm Lenny."
  • mikeiwomikeiwo
    Simpsons likely holds the sound bite record...

    Some favs:

    Homer: Marge, I'm going to Moe's. Send the kids to the neighbours, I'm coming home loaded.

    Homer: Here's to alcohol. The cause of and answer to all of life's problems.

    Ralph: I bent my wookie.

    ...Any Ralph Wiggum comment...

    Santa's Little Helper runs after George Bush...
    Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.
    Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you will ever say and nobody heard it.
    Homer: D'oh!!!
  • professorprofessor
    Homer: MOve over eggs, bacon has a new best friend -- fudge!
  • alex_844alex_844
    Homer (thinking): Don't tell them you were at a bar.
    Homer: I was at a pornography shop, buying pornography.
  • Fielder69Fielder69
    ?: The time will come when you will know my name
    Lisa: It says here your name is L.T Smash..
    L.t Smash: The time has come. My name is L.T Smash

    and

    Lt. Smash: There's 3 types of brainwashing, direct, luminal and superluminal
    Lisa: Superluminal???
    Lt. Smash: Yah let me show you. (Goes to window) Hey you two! Join the navy!!
    Lenny: OK.
  • DJPDJP
    The 5 day wait for the gun was my fave too.

    Also the "Krusty Burger with cheese" parody of Pulp Fiction.

    Both priceless. lol

    Have both on mp3 but too big to post here.
  • ScottyZScottyZ
    Here's one of my all-time favorites:


    *****

    Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?

    Moe: No! [buzz]
    All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]

    Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.

    Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]
    _A_ date. [buzz]
    Dinner with friends. [buzz]
    Dinner alone. [buzz]
    Watching TV alone. [buzz]
    All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz]
    [weakly] Sears catalog. [ding]
    [angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
    deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

    *****


    And honorable mentions to some poker-related sequences:

    *****

    Homer: Can we make this hand high-low?

    Fat Tony: No.

    Homer: I fold.


    *****

    Moe: All right, I raise a quarter.

    Carl: I'm out.

    Lenny: I'm out.

    Barney: I'm out. Whoa -- [passes out; chair tips over]

    Moe: Homer, you want any cards? [Homer gags] Homer! [hits Homer; he coughs up a blue chip]

    Homer: Whoo! Don't try to eat these so-called "chips".

    Lenny: You want another card or not?

    Homer: Huh? Oh, OK. I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! I mean...woo hoo.

    Moe: I'm in. [tosses a chip into the pot] Let's see your cards.

    Homer: Oh, I was bluffing. [shows them]

    Moe: Ha ha. Come to papa -- wait a minute! You have a straight flush, Homer! You do this every time, you -- oh, you -- oh! Gah! I'm choking on my own rage here.

    Carl: Hey, don't yell at Homer. Just 'cause he's a little slow...

    Homer: [gasps] [thinks] Something was said...not good. What was it? "Don't yell at Homer!" No, that's OK. What was it? ...Slow! They called you slow! [stands up, yells] How dare you call me that! I -- huh? [Lenny walks into empty kitchen wearing night cap]

    Lenny: [opens fridge] Hey, Homer, you still here? Boy, you are slow.

    Homer: [thinks] Something said...not good.

    Lenny: Get the hell out of here!

    Lenny boots him out Homer tells the family about it at a meal the next day.

    Homer: So anywho, last night we're playing poker, right? As usual, I'm winning and not realizing it...

    *****


    ScottyZ
  • JayJay
    ^^^ Ahahaha, those are great!!!
  • DJPDJP
    Just saw a repeat of the "Little treehouse of horrors #13"

    Zombie cowboys come back to life, after Springfield has melted down all the guns in town. (Billy the Kid, Frank and Jessie James etc)


    Billy says to assembled townspeople, and cowboys....


    "We'll rob from the rich, and give to the poor. ye haw
    Then we'll rob from the poor, and shoot the money."


    lmao
  • YodYod
    "There is no justice like angry mob justice" Moe :mad:
  • ol-stone-faceol-stone-face
    Owner: “Take this object. But beware, it carries a terrible curse.”
    Homer: “Ooh, that’s bad.”
    Owner: “But it comes with a free frogurt!”
    Homer: “That’s good!”
    Owner: “The frogurt is also cursed.”
    Homer: “That’s bad.”
    Owner: “But you get your choice of topping!”
    Homer: “That’s good!”
    Owner: “The toppings contain potassium benzoate.”
    Homer: (stares at the shop owner)
    Owner: “That’s bad.”
    Homer: “Can I go now?”
  • ConfusedONEConfusedONE
    ol-stone-face wrote:
    Owner: “Take this object. But beware, it carries a terrible curse.”
    Homer: “Ooh, that’s bad.”
    Owner: “But it comes with a free frogurt!”
    Homer: “That’s good!”
    Owner: “The frogurt is also cursed.”
    Homer: “That’s bad.”
    Owner: “But you get your choice of topping!”
    Homer: “That’s good!”
    Owner: “The toppings contain potassium benzoate.”
    Homer: (stares at the shop owner)
    Owner: “That’s bad.”
    Homer: “Can I go now?”
    roflmao :D:D:D
  • ConfusedONEConfusedONE
    djw wrote:
    Same episode:

    "You have to wait 3 days for a permit" Gun Store Guy
    "3 DAYS!! But I'm angry now!" Homer

    then later:

    "This gun has cost me everything except my precious precious gun." Homer
    DOH :banghead:

    lol :tongue::tongue::tongue:
  • yubyub1978yubyub1978
    Only Who Can Prevent Forest Fires?
    You Pressed You Refering To Me.
    The Correct Answer Is You.
  • twosnacestwosnaces
    My cat's breath smells like cat food. -Ralph
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