Calling all Donks!!!!

Big E

Ok, everyone is sick of bad beats, how about some posts on hands were your opponent(s) were complete and utter donkeys and helped you pad your wallet.

I had this hand last night...wtf was he thinking?

Texas Hold'em $0.25-$0.25 NL (Real Money), #1,901,974,280
Table Ibiza, 19 Feb 2007 10:29 PM ET



Seat 1: superdray ($49.60 in chips)
Seat 3: parklaneN17 ($21.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Donk.E ($24.75 in chips) [ 7D,9D ]
Seat 6: jaxxxxx2233 ($16.45 in chips)
Seat 7: NinetyTing ($29.35 in chips)
Seat 8: mmmaddog_vp ($36.75 in chips)
Seat 9: zscatt_man ($20.90 in chips)
Seat 10: c2iverson ($53.60 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
parklaneN17 posts blind ($0.15), Donk.E posts blind ($0.25).

PRE-FLOP
jaxxxxx2233 folds, NinetyTing folds, mmmaddog_vp bets $1, zscatt_man folds, c2iverson calls $1, superdray folds, parklaneN17 folds, Donk.E calls $0.75. ok, perhaps not a great call but you have to switch up your play from time to time right? I was prepared to dump this unless the flop hits me hard.

FLOP [board cards 7H,9H,QS ] shazam!
Donk.E checks, mmmaddog_vp checks, c2iverson bets $5, Donk.E bets $10, mmmaddog_vp folds, c2iverson calls $5. Huge overbet screams 'I have Shit!' to me. I didn't want to scare him off but am going to push the rest on the turn for sure. No way I'm not way ahead here.

TURN [board cards 7H,9H,QS,9C ]
Donk.E bets $13.75 and is all-in, c2iverson calls $13.75. Can it get any better, was pushing anyways but now I fill up too..sweet jeebus!

RIVER [board cards 7H,9H,QS,9C,5S ]


SHOWDOWN
Donk.E shows [ 7D,9D ]
c2iverson shows [ AS,8D ] Nice call, thanks for the donation....you just got a spot on my buddy list.
Donk.E wins $50.15.

DrTyore

I was fond of this one.. and I thought my pre-flop call was bad, his EVERY OTHER CALL was horrible.

POKERSTARS GAME #8529209060: TOURNAMENT #43446300, $4.00+$0.40 HOLD'EM NO LIMIT - LEVEL II (15/30) - 2007/02/19 - 23:21:48 (ET)
Table '43446300 11' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Svensonator (1410 in chips)
Seat 2: XFit (1830 in chips)
Seat 3: Dammidge (760 in chips)
Seat 4: jvz503 (3360 in chips)
Seat 5: StompNbugS (1340 in chips)
Seat 6: Danimal04 (1380 in chips)
Seat 7: DrTyore (2950 in chips)
Seat 8: rnjd (2310 in chips)
Seat 9: sterrett19 (1430 in chips)
sterrett19: posts small blind 15
Svensonator: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DrTyore [As 5c]
XFit: folds
Dammidge: calls 30
jvz503: folds
StompNbugS: calls 30
Danimal04: folds
DrTyore: calls 30
rnjd: calls 30
sterrett19: calls 15
Svensonator: checks
*** FLOP *** [4d 3d 2h]
sterrett19: checks
Svensonator: checks
Dammidge: checks
StompNbugS: checks
DrTyore: bets 180
rnjd: folds
sterrett19: calls 180
Svensonator: folds
Dammidge: folds
StompNbugS: folds
*** TURN *** [4d 3d 2h] [3h]
sterrett19: checks
DrTyore: bets 500
sterrett19: calls 500
*** RIVER *** [4d 3d 2h 3h] [Kc]
sterrett19: bets 720 and is all-in
DrTyore: calls 720
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sterrett19: shows [4h Kd] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
DrTyore: shows [As 5c] (a straight, Ace to Five)
DrTyore collected 2980 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2980 | Rake 0
Board [4d 3d 2h 3h Kc]
Seat 1: Svensonator (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: XFit folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Dammidge folded on the Flop
Seat 4: jvz503 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: StompNbugS folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Danimal04 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: DrTyore showed [As 5c] and won (2980) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 8: rnjd (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: sterrett19 (small blind) showed [4h Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours

AcidJoe

I don't know whether you can call this a complete donk call from my opponent, unless he figured I was a donk since I only bought in for $20 (since I was at work). I'd be thinking twice about my hand tho if I was him. I honestly expected him to turn over AK.

Seat 1: ShArK_EaTs_FiSh ($49.50)
Seat 2: bisell ($48.75)
Seat 3: Kokomo Joe ($19.85)
Seat 4: turkeybait ($34.75)
Seat 5: doubleme ($27.35)
Seat 6: Hestehvisker ($14.65)
Seat 7: BigBDog ($51.35)
Seat 8: hugepastrami ($42)
Seat 9: tinkep ($74.65)
ShArK_EaTs_FiSh posts the small blind of $0.25
bisell posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kokomo Joe [Ah Kd]
Kokomo Joe raises to $1.50
turkeybait folds
doubleme folds
Hestehvisker folds
BigBDog raises to $2.50
hugepastrami folds
tinkep folds
ShArK_EaTs_FiSh folds
bisell folds
hugepastrami stands up
Kokomo Joe calls $1
*** FLOP *** [5h Ac 5c] I don't really like paired flops but given his re raise of me it's hard to put him on a 5 and it's heads up.
Kokomo Joe bets $5.75 Let's see where I am
BigBDog calls $5.75
*** TURN *** [5h Ac 5c] [Jh]
Kokomo Joe bets $11.60, and is all in
BigBDog calls $11.60
Kokomo Joe shows [Ah Kd]
BigBDog shows [Qs Qd]
*** RIVER *** [5h Ac 5c Jh] [Ts]
Kokomo Joe shows two pair, Aces and Fives
BigBDog shows two pair, Queens and Fives
Kokomo Joe wins the pot ($38.45) with two pair, Aces and Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $40.45 | Rake $2

Wolffhound

*********** # 3 **************
PokerStars Game #8504830015: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/02/18 - 15:26:28 (ET)
Table 'Pikelner II' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Stelvask ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: PelExpert ($89.65 in chips)
Seat 3: JonnyBravo2 ($304.85 in chips)
Seat 5: MrBIond ($294 in chips)
Seat 6: Wolffhound ($226.65 in chips)
Seat 7: Ghisi ($192 in chips)
Seat 8: UnclePauly04 ($85.65 in chips)
Seat 9: broonster ($73 in chips)
broonster: posts small blind $1
Stelvask: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Wolffhound [Ts 6d]
PelExpert: folds
JonnyBravo2: raises $5 to $7
MrBIond: calls $7
Wolffhound: folds
Ghisi: folds
UnclePauly04: folds
broonster: folds
Stelvask: folds
*** FLOP *** [6c 9d Th]
JonnyBravo2: bets $12
MrBIond: raises $24 to $36
JonnyBravo2: raises $52 to $88
MrBIond: raises $199 to $287 and is all-in (dude did this with TPsosokicker)
JonnyBravo2: calls $199 ok...dude did this with FK all....
*** TURN *** [6c 9d Th] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [6c 9d Th 9c] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JonnyBravo2: shows [Jd Kd] (a pair of Nines)
MrBIond: shows [Tc Jc] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
MrBIond collected $588 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $591 | Rake $3
Board [6c 9d Th 9c 3h]
Seat 1: Stelvask (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: PelExpert folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: JonnyBravo2 showed [Jd Kd] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: MrBIond showed [Tc Jc] and won ($588) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 6: Wolffhound folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Ghisi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: UnclePauly04 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: broonster (small blind) folded before Flop

unfortunately I didn't benefit from it...but seemed donkish.

Big E

What is with people raising with JK...am I missing something, this is not a good hand...granted there are situations where a raise is ok but from EP come on? I see this on-line all the time and absolutely love when I'm sitting there with AK or KQ to take their money? Mind you I doubt I'm calling $5 with TJ suited or not either?

zachjackdad

I raise with any 2...are those good cards?

g2

zachjackdad wrote: »

I raise with any 2...are those good cards?

Same here, see my signature

/g2

Wolffhound

I don't mind the raise with KJo at all.

Is the calling off 200.00 with fk-all and no draws that I found donkish.

pkrfce9

Wolffhound wrote: »

Is the calling off 200.00 with fk-all and no draws that I found donkish.

you are way off. he had 2 overs (how could he know one was no good?) , a gutshot, and runner-runner for a straight AND a flush. and getting almost 2 to 1 pot odds. unfortunately no fold equity. but he did have the potential to build a great image and the value of that can't be discounted either.

Bobsi38127

btw the forum idea is excellent. Raising w/any 2 cards is fine as long as you are the aggressor and if things get too ugly u can fold.

Big E

Wolffhound wrote: »

I don't mind the raise with KJo at all.

Had a long reply typed out as to why I don't like it but fuck it, it really ain't worth it....and I'm glad people play it, it's paying for my cottage this summer.

Eclipse

Ok, this right here is the definition of my opponents handing me their money.

I sit down at 0.05/0.10 NLHE game on Stars. First hand I'm in the BB and I'm dealt AA. It's folded around to the button who pushes. I make the easiest call of my life. He turns over 7-10.