Online poker poem

SoupSoup
in Off Topic Lounge
Saw it on 2p2, pretty funny

O Congress, you temptress, you heathenish bunch,

Making irrational decisions while out to lunch.

I’m usually too ignorant to have any opinions,

But this time I’m attacking your Republican minions.

I once had a job that now is a hobby,

That you wish to take from me, so you lobby.

I play online poker and make decent money,

To make that a crime just seems kind of funny.

What about lotto, and betting at the track?

When so many do, but for them it’s like crack.

You say gambling’s evil, but poker’s a skill,

I’ll tell you where you should put your bill…

A port security bill was pushed back months,

And all because of some Senator dunce.

You know who you are, don’t you Bill Frist,

At Catholic School you’d get smacked on the wrist.

You took twenty grand from a famous casino,

Cause no online poker means more people in Reno.

Don’t you know that casinos make billions?

You should have gone higher, taken a stab at a million.

If I go to Amsterdam and get stoned,

Am I a criminal in the U.S. cause I’m out of their zone?

Well if all of these internet sites are off-shore,

It’s like being out of the country and getting a whore.

The Unlawful Internet Gambling Act,

Is a bunch of crap and that is a fact.

I really don’t understand why Congress should care,

If I want to play poker in my underwear.

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