DIRRRRRRRRTY! Poker at it's least refined

KristyKristy
in Online Poker
Josh already posted the win for me, so I thought I'd post my sickest HH. This is from the APlady $2500 gtd. rebuy on Monday. It's gross, it's shady...it made me yell "FCK YEAH" at my monitor; and also forget why I had taken a break from online poker in the first place.

Explanation: I'm on the button, both blinds are short and had been playing weakly, Matrix is a serial limper who LOVES to financially support my strict "NO LIMPING" initiative, with surrendered calls....

After my 20k bet[which was supposed to eliminate the blinds-playing over their heads] and steal the almost 13k in the pot - I felt priced in with just about any two cards. [comments?]

The blinds went completely insane and the planets aligned in my favour.

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Stage #632220444 Tourney ID 1400879 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit $4000 - 2007-02-05 16:57:02 (ET)
Table: 32 (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer
Seat 1 - KRISTY_SEA ($152767.50 in chips)
Seat 3 - QUEENFORME ($31957.50 in chips)
Seat 4 - BOSA204 ($23955 in chips)
Seat 5 - CHTUNA ($114212.50 in chips)
Seat 6 - TONIGAL ($64450 in chips)
Seat 7 - MATTRIX01 ($72067.50 in chips)
Seat 8 - IHATEAC ($81843.34 in chips)
Seat 9 - U2DESIRE ($142842.68 in chips)
KRISTY_SEA - Ante $200
QUEENFORME - Ante $200
BOSA204 - Ante $200
CHTUNA - Ante $200
TONIGAL - Ante $200
MATTRIX01 - Ante $200
IHATEAC - Ante $200
U2DESIRE - Ante $200
QUEENFORME - Posts small blind $2000
BOSA204 - Posts big blind $4000
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to KRISTY_SEA [6c Ac]
CHTUNA - Folds
TONIGAL - Folds
MATTRIX01 - Calls $4000
IHATEAC - Folds
U2DESIRE - Folds
KRISTY_SEA - Raises $20000 to $20000
QUEENFORME - All-In(Raise) $29757.50 to $31757.50
BOSA204 - All-In $19755
MATTRIX01 - Folds
KRISTY_SEA - Calls $11757.50
*** FLOP *** [Jc 5d 2c]
*** TURN *** [Jc 5d 2c] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 5d 2c 9c] [10h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KRISTY_SEA - Shows [6c Ac] (Flush, ace high)
QUEENFORME - Shows [4c 4d] (One pair, fours)
BOSA204 - Shows [Ks Jd] (One pair, jacks)
KRISTY_SEA Collects $16005 from side pot-1
KRISTY_SEA Collects $76865 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($92870:$76865,$16005)
Board [Jc 5d 2c 9c 10h]
Seat 1: KRISTY_SEA (dealer) won Total ($92870) HI:($92870) with Flush, ace high [6c Ac - P: Ac,B: Jc,B: 9c,P: 6c,B: 2c]
Seat 3: QUEENFORME (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, fours [4c 4d - P: 4d,P: 4c,B:Jc,B: 10h,B: 9c]
Seat 4: BOSA204 (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, jacks [Ks Jd - P: Jd,B: Jc,P: Ks,B: 10h,B: 9c]
Seat 5: CHTUNA Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: TONIGAL Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: MATTRIX01 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: IHATEAC Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: U2DESIRE Folded on the POCKET CARDS

Here's the math:
Kristy_Sea+Queenforme+Bosa204= DONKEYS!!!!

Comments

  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    Dude!

    You change the opening sentence to "I had a read on these two players" and you just made the greatest call ever! :) You were 50/50 with the one guy, and beating the other, sure it's close, but I think it's mathematically the right call!

    Mark
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    After your raise, yes, it was the correct call.

    Nice hand, you lucksack!!!
    :)
  • g2g2
    Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    After my 20k bet[which was supposed to eliminate the blinds-playing over their heads] and steal the almost 13k in the pot - I felt priced in with just about any two cards. [comments?]

    The blinds went completely insane and the planets aligned in my favour.
    Huh? This is a really standard looking hand. You won a 3-way coin-flip. Being a chip monster relative to the blinds, who have Ms of 3 and 4 you could justify calling their all-ins even if you had zero chips committed to the pot. They didn't go completely insane, they didn't even minraise! LOL

    .. and yes I threw that LOL in just to f*ck with u haddon! werrrrrrrrd bro

    /g2
  • moosemoose
    very std hand

    Would anyone play this any different?

    You hit a naked A and you win too.
    You hit a 6 and you win the side pot.
    This is dirty?

    Bosa is a dumbass for limping (and calling) with weak cards.
    Queen is a dumbass for pushing a coin flip at best.

    What site is this again? I think I will get my wife to signup tonight.
  • theshoptheshop
    lol.. oops
  • KristyKristy
    I should have put more info in, I got side tracked.

    You guys are thinking the 11k call was the 'dirty' part...it was knocking out two players near the final table bubble with a forced A-6 call that became a flush. It felt so wrong..but GG them! The insanity refers to them shoving such trash KNOWING that I have to call.

    (Moose, it's Absolute Poker..I just access it through the 'woman' skin APlady.com. Same tournaments.)
  • g2g2
    moose wrote: »
    Bosa is a dumbass for limping (and calling) with weak cards.
    Bosa "limped" from the BB? ;)

    /g2
  • g2g2
    Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    I should have put more info in, I got side tracked.

    You guys are thinking the 11k call was the 'dirty' part...it was knocking out two players on the final table bubble with a forced A-6 call that became a flush. It felt so wrong..but GG them!

    (Moose, it's Absolute Poker..I just access it through the 'woman' skin APlady.com. Same tournaments.)
    It's not dirty... but it's definitely F*CK YEAH!

    /g2
  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    Haha... I just re-read it...... and g2's post....

    Let me tell you a story...

    There's a magical poker game called Umm.. "northside", and this charming young lady named ummm... "kelly" arrives at a new table with a large fortune of chips.

    Immediately kelly starts using this chip stack to her advantage, pushing around people (before the dreaded "time of the boobie-raises", but that's another story). Then, a mean evil villain pushes BACK at kelly, but fortunatly she has a strong strong magical hand of AK, which she calls the villains all in. Villain show the pitiful A7o, but TRAGEDY! A 7 flops!!!!

    Kelly is in dire straits, until the magical river bring a King! Kelly chants the hallowed, magical phrase "FUCK YEAH!" And the villain is banished from the magical northside forever.

    Then, a handsome prince appears beside kelly, we'll call him "Marty", and, admiring her chip stack, comments that the magical phrase "Fuck yeah" is pronounced differently in his kingdom, where they say "Good game".

    The prince and Kelly lived happily until the time of the boobie-raise era...

    The End
    Mark

    P.S. - damn... I'm lame and bored at work.
  • g2g2
    DrTyore wrote: »
    P.S. - damn... I'm lame and bored at work.
    Wow, no kidding. That's quite the imagination you've got Mark. I can't wait for RC3 to see if you jump on a chair and... calmly say 'good game'.

    /g2
  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    I am SOOO doing that...

    Maybe I'll dress up like a prince too

    Mark
  • moosemoose
    g2 wrote: »
    Bosa "limped" from the BB? ;)

    /g2

    Sorry misread it. Matrix limped and folded. Bosa's play was even worse then, calling a raise and a reraise.

    Is APLady a separate skin? Any rakeback that anyone is aware of?
  • AcidJoeAcidJoe
    moose wrote: »
    Sorry misread it. Matrix limped and folded. Bosa's play was even worse then, calling a raise and a reraise.

    Is APLady a separate skin? Any rakeback that anyone is aware of?

    LOL, it's for chicks only as I understand it. But if you wear Mrs. Moose's dresses I guess it'll be ok :)
  • moosemoose
    It is for her you idiot. Nine poker changed networks and she lost her rakeback so she is down to rakeback on one site only. She is looking to add a couple new ones.
  • AcidJoeAcidJoe
    OMG moose, take a valium...... did you not see the smiley at the end. Sorry if you were offended..... :)
  • moosemoose
    Man, why does everyone end up recommending medication for me? The doctor, the psychiatrist, the judge, the lady at the check out...STOP JUDGING ME. I AM JUST FINE. mmmmmmm........aaaaaaaaaaa.............(wipes drool from chin)...........
  • g2g2
    moose wrote: »
    Bosa's play was even worse then, calling a raise and a reraise.
    I don't think it was that bad based on the stack sizes of the situation. Two face cards, an M of 4, and a chance to more than triple up... can't blame him... he was simply playing for a chance to win rather than just to maybe squeak into the money.

    /g2
  • KristyKristy
    DrTyore wrote: »
    The prince and Kelly lived happily until the time of the boobie-raise era...

    Freakin' Boob-raises...

    he had A-2o though and essentially called all-in with a reasonable stack size. I could have said 'good game' but I don't like to lie... ;)

    I heart re-sucks!
  • AcidJoeAcidJoe
    If you want to see dirty Kristy check this out.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #1776035995: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (13140109), Table 1 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha - 14:27:03 ET - 2007/02/11
    Seat 1: Leggba55 (2,203), is sitting out
    Seat 2: pockets27 (1,205)
    Seat 3: brandygirl04 (2,842)
    Seat 4: jjstra69 (1,995)
    Seat 6: yourmomisadonke (1,380)
    Seat 7: Kokomo Joe (2,615)
    Seat 8: garryrse (1,260)
    garryrse posts the small blind of 20
    Leggba55 posts the big blind of 40
    The button is in seat #7
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Kokomo Joe
    pockets27 calls 40
    brandygirl04 calls 40
    jjstra69 calls 40
    yourmomisadonke calls 40
    Kokomo Joe calls 40
    garryrse calls 20
    Leggba55 checks
    *** FLOP *** [4s Jh 9d]
    garryrse checks
    Leggba55 checks
    pockets27 checks
    brandygirl04 checks
    jjstra69 checks
    yourmomisadonke checks
    Kokomo Joe bets 200
    garryrse folds
    Leggba55 folds
    pockets27 raises to 540
    brandygirl04 folds
    jjstra69 folds
    yourmomisadonke folds
    Kokomo Joe raises to 880
    pockets27 raises to 1,165, and is all in
    Kokomo Joe calls 285
    pockets27 shows [5h Qh Jc Js]
    Kokomo Joe shows
    *** TURN *** [4s Jh 9d] [Jd]
    *** RIVER *** [4s Jh 9d Jd] [Kd]
    pockets27 shows four of a kind, Jacks
    Kokomo Joe shows a straight flush, King high
    Kokomo Joe wins the pot (2,610) with a straight flush, King high
    pockets27 stands up
    The blinds are now 25/50
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2,610 | Rake 0
    Board: [4s Jh 9d Jd Kd]
    Seat 1: Leggba55 (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 2: pockets27 showed [5h Qh Jc Js] and lost with four of a kind, Jacks
    Seat 3: brandygirl04 folded on the Flop
    Seat 4: jjstra69 folded on the Flop
    Seat 6: yourmomisadonke folded on the Flop
    Seat 7: Kokomo Joe (button) showed and won (2,610) with a straight flush, King high
    Seat 8: garryrse (small blind) folded on the Flop
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