Happy New Year!
This forum is fucking boring.
Slit my wrists.
You guys suck.
All you mutha fucka's are going to pay...
Mark, You dumb bastard, it's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.
Mario, You pathetic rebound FUCK! Get your patoulie Stink outta my Store!
BBC_Z, sucked off an 'orse.
AcidJoe, you know what I love about highschool girls? I get older, they stay the same age.
Cam, I've give you to the count of ten to get your ugly yella' no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead.
Shannon, 37 dicks? In a row?
Brent, Isn't it interesting that religious behaviour is so close to crazy that we can't tell them apart?
Sean, Hey! If you want to see this seventh card you're gonna stop speakin' fuckin' Sputnick.
Zithal, Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
Trevor, No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you.
Greg, (the old one) He kissed me like a normal guy. He fucked me like a normal guy, but when he got up to use the bathroom.... he still had that old man ass.
g2, Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.
ElElliot, you fucking Bitch! Let's work it out.
Northy, I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!
AJ, man's crazy. Loco. Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take their clothes off. That's of course if he's taken his medication.
Wes, I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!
Kristy, If you want to last longer than a week, you give me a blow-job. First I get you used to the money, then I make you swallow.
Johnnie H, Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Cole, look how young and cute you are... baby want some milk?
Cory, there are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they're faster or stronger than other fish. They're just touched by something extra.
Shopsy, let it go, Donkey.
and if I'm not already banned, maybe this'll lock it up...
SLOTH, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
Happy New Year to my favourite ATM's. God Bless and shit, guess your movie quote...it'll be fun. And feel free to slam me back.
Slit my wrists.
You guys suck.
All you mutha fucka's are going to pay...
Mark, You dumb bastard, it's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.
Mario, You pathetic rebound FUCK! Get your patoulie Stink outta my Store!
BBC_Z, sucked off an 'orse.
AcidJoe, you know what I love about highschool girls? I get older, they stay the same age.
Cam, I've give you to the count of ten to get your ugly yella' no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead.
Shannon, 37 dicks? In a row?
Brent, Isn't it interesting that religious behaviour is so close to crazy that we can't tell them apart?
Sean, Hey! If you want to see this seventh card you're gonna stop speakin' fuckin' Sputnick.
Zithal, Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
Trevor, No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you.
Greg, (the old one) He kissed me like a normal guy. He fucked me like a normal guy, but when he got up to use the bathroom.... he still had that old man ass.
g2, Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.
ElElliot, you fucking Bitch! Let's work it out.
Northy, I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!
AJ, man's crazy. Loco. Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take their clothes off. That's of course if he's taken his medication.
Wes, I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!
Kristy, If you want to last longer than a week, you give me a blow-job. First I get you used to the money, then I make you swallow.
Johnnie H, Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Cole, look how young and cute you are... baby want some milk?
Cory, there are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they're faster or stronger than other fish. They're just touched by something extra.
Shopsy, let it go, Donkey.
and if I'm not already banned, maybe this'll lock it up...
SLOTH, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
Happy New Year to my favourite ATM's. God Bless and shit, guess your movie quote...it'll be fun. And feel free to slam me back.
Comments
Thanks for the MSN message. It'll be your last to me.
Johnnie
Johnnie's got a great one though... LOVE that movie, and I bet I can eat 50 eggs.
Mark
(it's funny Johnnie, lighten up..I thought that I read that you overcame the rage problems..and your A-5o wasn't THAT great of a hand)
Happy New year all.
Sean
Thanks for the Cool Hand Luke correction.
You comparing me to Jack or Walter? Personally, I think Walter nailed that role!
Grumpy Old Men 1993
Beanie...I was so close to doing a Resevoir quote for you or Zithal. Oh well...the Dogma one is fun.
I'll take that bet!!!
Plus, Matt Damon has way too large of an overbite to toss my salad as good as you anyway.
High Fidelity was mine
I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea.
Peace,
Johnnie
Sometimes in the heat of the moment, it's acceptable to go A2M
/g2
Oh, that explains the donkey avatar. I thought it was poker related.
Silly me.