You Butterball!
last night I was playing in a SnG and one of the other players at the table didn't like my bluff so he/she decided to call me a "butterball"; after a couple sarcastic replies, I am apparently an "aids victim". Just thought it might be interesting to see what other odd names people have been called at the poker table.
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I win some decent sized pot
(Villain): You lucky fag
(Hero):
(says nothing)
I win another pot later
(V): Motherfucker!!
(H): Wait, I'm confused... am I gay or am I sleeping with women now?
(V): Fuck you asshole!
(H): Wait, you want to fuck me? Now I'm really confused.... are you gay? Well, hey, I'm down with that brother, slide on over to the seat next to me, you can be my little cowboy and we can play brokeback poker!
<Chat is filled with various "LOL" "haha" etc>
Mark
Mark
I don't have any funny stories, just the usual name calling. Mostly attacking my play.