Poker and sex...

BrickWallBrickWall
in General Poker Chat
I want to hear all the sexually suggestive poker terms out there...

I'll start...

I flopped the nuts, pushed all in then got sucked out on.

Any more...?

Comments

  • KristyKristy
    lol!

    -I wanted to play, but he came over the top of me with his monster.
  • tekguy22tekguy22
    She was sitting across from me

    I had the nuts in my hand

    She was holding on tight to her big pair
  • pkrfce9pkrfce9
    ok, let's see what i have...

    * she was in position
    * i pushed my big stack in
    * i had her dominated
    * i'm all-in, baby!
    * you SUCK, mario!
    * you doubled my short-stack
    * i don't know how he limped in
  • BuzzzarddBuzzzardd
    I heard you can tell the size of a mans penis by the size of his hands.

    signed Mr. Royal Flush
  • pkrfce9pkrfce9
    man, was she ever tight!
    man, was she ever loose!
  • BoyBlueBoyBlue
    i had my Big Slick ready and then she Busted me Out Before the Pre-Flop
  • haddonhaddon
    These are ridiculous but I am laughing because they are so not what the thread was looking for.

    I was just playing with her button when the guy in the box called me a fag.

    I was bluffing all along and ended up embarassed with my short stack.

    She said she doesn't play with jokers. Good thing deep down I'm a queen.

    It was a good session until we got busted for all our green.
  • haddonhaddon
    I couldn't believe that this girl on my end was so tight. It took so much concentration to not let her bust me too early. Eventually I blew it trying to slow play my monster, her 'tight' was too much for what I had in my pocket.
  • haddonhaddon
    <edited by Sloth>
  • pkrfce9pkrfce9
    haddon wrote: »
    <edited by Sloth>
    please PM :)
  • haddonhaddon
    sent, definately warranted an editting....sorry sloth
  • pkrfce9pkrfce9
    haddon wrote: »
    sent, definately warranted an editting....sorry sloth
    funny as the one about the guy eating... oh never mind.

    thanks!
  • AcidJoeAcidJoe
    Josh PM too please. I think I'm man enough to handle it. Besides 99% of the time the general public is wrong.
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    not this time Joe.
    ;)
  • JohnnieHJohnnieH
    pkrfce9 wrote: »
    * you SUCK, mario!

    I know it's old, but definately the best of the best*

    Johnnie

    *with the possible execption of whatever haddon had censored.
  • haddonhaddon
    I love having the nuts in the hole.
  • haddonhaddon
    You seemed loose at first, but backdoor I'd say you're pretty tight.
  • Big EBig E
    pkrfce9 wrote: »
    man, was she ever tight!
    man, was she ever loose!

    Is this a before having Greg and after having Greg?
  • haddonhaddon
    Lmpao!!!!!
  • BBC ZBBC Z
    Poker and sex...

    What are "the two things that unemployed Haddon can't afford anymore"?
  • haddonhaddon
    BBC Z wrote: »
    Poker and sex...

    What are "the two things BCC Z tried so hard to be good at but failed, and now he gives himself all the the bad beats."



    (And you're right, not having a job has really slowed up my gambling. :D)
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    BBC Z wrote: »
    What are "the two things that unemployed Haddon can't afford anymore"?



    ROFLMAO... welcome back BBC_Z! Good comeback Josh ;)
  • pkrfce9pkrfce9
    haddon u funny. props!
  • FREE ROLLFREE ROLL
    He hit the back door with the nuts and then pushed all in!

    It really hurts to get sucked out on with a smaller pair!
  • AcidJoeAcidJoe
    BBC Z wrote: »
    What are "the two things that unemployed Haddon can't afford anymore"?


    Classic BBC. Sure beats a YAWN!
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