Just gonna put this out there...
When I finally expanded his avatar, I laughed for like 10 mins. Fed'14 is a fun poster that plays a role in my desire to forum, because I want to know what crazy shit he's gonna do next.
GTA and Mark are brilliant, awesome guys who contribute a ton to the forum, but sometimes you need a Jack The Ripper Fart Joke to really bring the thread home.
I say if you don't want to babysit, don't. Create a "briggands" thread, sticky it, and leave the burden of proof to the accusers/accused. No more babysitting threads for you, epic rants and counter rants for us looky-Loos, Caveat Emptor for chumps.
Ps. No wonder our mods are stressed. They are being forced to wear too many different hats...tech support, td, bouncer, white-collar crime division, morality police,ethics commissioners, sexual confidents and gurus.
Wait, that last one may have just been a filthy dream I was having.