crazykoby;326806 wroteWhats your worst drunk story?
Worst as in most drunk I have ever been? Easy game . . . I answered this one last time.
Best friend used to host pool parties when he worked at McD's . . . lots of girls, lots of booze, and the two of us had a decent little DJ booth set up. I was running two turntables, three cassette decks, and taking free drinks for requests.
Started out drinking Rye and coke until half way through my bottle I ran out of mix. started drinking straight Rye out of the bottle . . . bad sign #1.
People kept feeding me drinks for songs, to the point that I had a girl slap me in the face for reasons I still do not know . . . bad sign #2.
Party is over, and it takes me 45 minutes to walk home, a distance of some 200-300m . . . this time frame is courtesy of my best friends Mom . . . bad sign #3.
I was not aware of being followed . . . bad sign #4.
Get to bed, and the room is spinning one way, while I am spinning the other. Contents of my stomach are about to go nuclear as I rush to the bathroom to spew . . . not noticing the light is already on.
Classic hook slide to the bowl, whereupon I smash my face on my Father's knee, interrupting his late night visitation. I roll over to the tub, and start puking and bleeding into it while he is cursing a blue streak. Mom gets to play conciliator, and the only thing I can think to say is, "Dad . . . kill me, but just stop yelling . . ."
And that is my worst drunk story.