JohnnieH;315349 wrote1. Suggesting I purchase anything from WM is a waste of time. I will never, ever do so.
2. The wife has promised a ride on mower for my 40th, which is only a few years away so I won't be getting anything new in the meantime.
3. I cut my lawn on Thursday and it's about double in height already.
4. My lawn is fairly large, which you would know if you ever got off your ass and attend one of my tournaments.
1. Went with the cheapest place I could think of because... well, someone will back me up on this one :)
2. Promises schmomises. Didn't you also promise me that you wouldn't leave cab fare on the nightstand and sneak out before I woke up again, but there it was, that $3.50, sitting on the nightstand this morning.
3. Yeah, my lawn is going to be an every week thing too.
4. As per #2, I never see your yard in daylight :(