Don't use a 'warming lube' and start with a Highlighter or Sharpie.
Also, be drunk.
Also, be drunk.
My girl wants to do me with a strap on
yeah, one night me and xxCindyxx were having a sleepover and feeling naughty...well I typed a whole detailed description ...Graham;156668 wroteSounds like you might have some info on the female perspective... ^-^
but I erased it because I didn't want to upset Pkrfce9. ;)
NSFW: we are probably going to order this
Bend Over Beginners Kit - Tantus - TAN400
Doesn't look too big and all so with lube and everything it should be fine...
I'm a bit scared but excited at the same time!!!
Bend Over Beginners Kit - Tantus - TAN400
Doesn't look too big and all so with lube and everything it should be fine...
I'm a bit scared but excited at the same time!!!
Sorry dude... if you are taking some sort or pole up the pooper, be it biological or some sort or man made substitute you are for sure 100% gay.
There is no half gay... you either like to smoke poles and let others rectally explore you or you don't.
I have nothing against gay people (especially chicks) but have do doubt you are crossing the line into gayhood here.
There is no half gay... you either like to smoke poles and let others rectally explore you or you don't.
I have nothing against gay people (especially chicks) but have do doubt you are crossing the line into gayhood here.
Guess you need a dictionaryThe_Awesome;156683 wroteSorry dude... if you are taking some sort or pole up the pooper, be it biological or some sort or man made substitute you are for sure 100% gay.
Gay: Of or relating to males who experience a sexual attraction toward, and responsiveness to, other males.
He's not sexually attracted to men.
We need pics of the girl.
So when you tried "smoking a pole" you decided to be on the non gay side after not liking it? or to paraphrase: Have you ever sucked a dick you didn't like? It's so retro to hear opinions like this it's almost quaint. Being gay is a mental thing, it's not based on what parts of your body can be aroused.The_Awesome;156683 wroteSorry dude... if you are taking some sort or pole up the pooper, be it biological or some sort or man made substitute you are for sure 100% gay.
There is no half gay... you either like to smoke poles and let others rectally explore you or you don't.
I have nothing against gay people (especially chicks) but have do doubt you are crossing the line into gayhood here.
Dammit, I miss all the fun lurking at work.
Okay, off the top, not gay. Nothing improves a routine oral examination like a digital prostate exam from your lover. Not gay . . . really, I swear.
As for strap-ons, no personal experiences, but I would think that smaller is better for newbs. I am sure that women enjoy strap-ons very much, as they are usually not the ones being poled with it, at least in a hetero relationship.
Awesome, you prudish twit. How can you accept gay chicks, and not accept gay guys?!? Beyond the obvious hawtness of the former, of course. :D
Definitely pics or GTFO
Oh, and don't forget: if she's coming in through the servant's entrance, you should be entitled to the same privileges. Also, if she comes out with something labelled DeWalt, or Ridgid, you could be in for a long night. After all, nothing works like a "Ridgid" tool. (Suck it mathies. LOL)
Okay, off the top, not gay. Nothing improves a routine oral examination like a digital prostate exam from your lover. Not gay . . . really, I swear.
As for strap-ons, no personal experiences, but I would think that smaller is better for newbs. I am sure that women enjoy strap-ons very much, as they are usually not the ones being poled with it, at least in a hetero relationship.
Awesome, you prudish twit. How can you accept gay chicks, and not accept gay guys?!? Beyond the obvious hawtness of the former, of course. :D
Definitely pics or GTFO
Oh, and don't forget: if she's coming in through the servant's entrance, you should be entitled to the same privileges. Also, if she comes out with something labelled DeWalt, or Ridgid, you could be in for a long night. After all, nothing works like a "Ridgid" tool. (Suck it mathies. LOL)
We need pics of the "event".Kristy_Sea;156688 wroteWe need pics of the girl.
No comment really, except...
Go BIG or go home!
/g2
Go BIG or go home!
/g2
"Awesome, you prudish twit. How can you accept gay chicks, and not accept gay guys?!? Beyond the obvious hawtness of the former, of course"
Pretty sure I said I have nothing against gays :). I don't get male gayness though... does not compute with me. Now girls that are gay... I totally understand because chicks are hot... I see the logic ;).
Besides I'm just raz'n you. But next time I drive out east I'll just pass right by Drummonville thanks.
Anal probing is still gay to me.
Pretty sure I said I have nothing against gays :). I don't get male gayness though... does not compute with me. Now girls that are gay... I totally understand because chicks are hot... I see the logic ;).
Besides I'm just raz'n you. But next time I drive out east I'll just pass right by Drummonville thanks.
Anal probing is still gay to me.
You are so provincial. It's kind of cute, really.^-^
+1... post picsKristy_Sea;156688 wroteWe need pics of the girl.
As a hetro male I do not understand how another hetro male could be excited about having anyone shoving a missile up their ass.
Having said that I still fondly remember the first time I had my a-hole licked by a woman. It was a one-night stand during a May 24 weekend. I was a little baked after smoking some pot and this chick I just met stuck her tongue in my ass. It actually made me dizzy, I almost fainted for christ sakes, it was a moment I will definitely never forget.
Having said that I still fondly remember the first time I had my a-hole licked by a woman. It was a one-night stand during a May 24 weekend. I was a little baked after smoking some pot and this chick I just met stuck her tongue in my ass. It actually made me dizzy, I almost fainted for christ sakes, it was a moment I will definitely never forget.
So if a woman sticks something up your ass, then you are therefore gay and attracted to men ?The_Awesome;156698 wrote
Anal probing is still gay to me.
I just threw up in my mouth.
I can't remember....is that referred to as Tossing your Cookies, or Salad?GTA Poker;156727 wroteI just threw up in my mouth.
I guess it would depend on what he ate . . .
Any guy that thinks anal play means the person is gay is nuts..
That's like saying your a vegetarian because you like carrots
Mark
That's like saying your a vegetarian because you like carrots
Mark