My girl wants to do me with a strap on

InsaneGuy

Ummmm.... like the topic says. She wants to do me with a strap on and being the freewheeling dude that I am, I am open to the idea provided that the strap on is no where near as large as I am. Does this make me gay? Anyways, I've never done anything like this before although there was this one time when I was in the cub scouts at a sleepover and....anyways...

opinions?

Kristy

InsaneGuy FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serious answer: I don't think this makes you gay, just be careful and take it slow.

InsaneGuy

well... She keeps telling me how good it will feel and that nobody would know about it (except you guys). My real concern is murphy's law. What if something goes horribly wrong and I have to go to the ER with a strap on stuck in my ass. I guess I could wear my jackass t-shirt there and they would think it is a stunt.

Kristy

Does a strap on really feel good for guys? That seems false, anyone have any information on this?

I know all the talk of the male g-spot but I sort of think that even if it is true the logistics of the strap-on-doggy-style-fuck isn't going to stimulate the right places?

800OVER

InsaneGuy;156631 wrote Does this make me gay?
opinions?

Having her shove a watermelon up your ass doesn't make you gay....unless you're imagining she's Tom Cruise while she does it.

BBC Z

Go for it, you only live once.

Kristy

I actually said "Yesssssss" as I clicked seeing that 800over had replied. Where the fuck is like -EV and Pkrfce9 with awesome disgustingness now?

the strap-on in a guy is gateway dick 4sho

;)

MickeyHoldem

Just draw the line when she asks you to wear a dog collar... it's tough to get your dignity back after that!

First, a thread about dating a porn star, now this,... I have a strong desire to join a triple-x forum and start posting about folding aces pre-flop!

JimmyHo

BBC Z;156638 wroteGo for it, you only live once.

+1; we will be waiting for the full 'all-in' report.

DrTyore

There are movies related to this..

I believe Nina Hartley provides several "how to" videos from everything to standard sex, to oral, anal, etc etc.... I'm relatively sure that she covers this topic, and I even think the name of the video is "Bend over Boyfriend".

Mark

P.S. Why am I mildly sure nobody is surprised at the extent of knowledge I had on this topic....

actyper

So which float will you be on this weekend?

Kristy

Hey Mark, you want to come over tonight and watch it? Start D/Ling it now!

(This is the best CPF thread ever..where is Blondefish)

DrTyore

Haha...

Mark

Hellmuth's Mole

In a merge of posts.... I am definitely not dating a porn star with a strap-on....

.....again

pkrfce9

this alleged 'poker' forum is a joke

Hellmuth's Mole

pkrfce9;156661 wrote 'poker'

No, no read the OP again.....she's going to poke him. :)

The_Awesome

Gayest thread ever.

Kristy

pkrfce9;156661 wrotethis alleged 'poker' forum is a joke

[X] obv has not checked out Neverwinpoker.com

**I'm disappointed in you Greg, you used to be more than old-guard whining about the way things used to be. Look at all the truly active poker forums they all have WAY more active OT's than us.

Zithal

Perhaps you should start small to see if it feels good. Like a finger or two up the poop-shoot.

Graham

Best thread ever? I think I almost spit my drink out on my laptop when I opened this....

Does it make you gay? Well, I think it makes you 1/2 gay because you are getting railed by a penis like object in your ass, but since its coming from a girl, then it can't be considered fully gay.

Kristy_Sea;156636 wroteDoes a strap on really feel good for guys?

Sounds like you might have some info on the female perspective... ^-^