West Side Poker Club November 18th

ManiaclikeMatusow

This was the BIGGEST crock of shit poker "tournament" (I use the term VERY loosely) i've ever been to in my life. First of all it was in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere...literally in a forrestry area with ppl having a camp fire like 20 feet away. I walk in the place and it smelled like shit, as expected I guess considering the location. Come to find out this "poker club" doesn't even have one goddamn real poker table. But wait, it gets worse once you find out that YOU, yes you have to deal for yourself. That's right folks, a "poker club" with no poker tables and no dealers, oh wait...they were nice enough to offer a dealer for the final table...wow

Needless to say I didn't enter this piece of shit tourney...i'm sorry...maybe that's how it's done in Kitchener...but not anywhere else i've been. I don't knock anybody for trying to do their thing. But if you're gonna run a piece of shit tournament than advertise it as such. Maybe something like this would've worked "65$ PIECE OF SHIT Freeze-out tourney in Kitchener...NO DEALERS, GARBAGE TABLES"...Atleast that way we know what were getting.

I'll leave you with this simple yet effective statement:

STEP YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' GAME UP!!!

Have a nice day! :)

IM-ON-TILT

Great poker as always! Nice to meet a bunch of you forum members, especially blondefish who busted me out because I kept stealing his big blinds. I'll be back, next time I'll be sober! Hey Shops, freakin great action man! Can't believe my bodyguard Garry busted out first in only 6 mins! DAM!

Thanks again Brent and Cam!

Kristy

ManiaclikeMatusow;99169 wrote
if you're gonna run a piece of shit tournament than advertise it as such.

Holy Christ Princess..relax!
It was a $65 tournament with 70ppl.

Thank you Brent for a very well run tournament and a lot of fun...I bubbled and still had a great time, even if the queen of England 'did not approve'!

I'm waiting to hear about how Janet destroyed all you sharks after I busted out!

AcidJoe

ManiaclikeMatusow;99169 wrote
I'll leave you with this simple yet effective statement:

STEP YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' GAME UP!!!

Have a nice day! :)

wow Mike.... Mommy didn't make you breakfast? This is your first post in the forum? I'd like to say welcome to the forum, however I think you need to chill and take your own advise dude.

QueenNine

ManiaclikeMatusow;99169 wroteThis was the BIGGEST crock of shit poker "tournament" (I use the term VERY loosely) i've ever been to in my life. First of all it was in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere...literally in a forrestry area with ppl having a camp fire like 20 feet away. I walk in the place and it smelled like shit, as expected I guess considering the location. Come to find out this "poker club" doesn't even have one goddamn real poker table. But wait, it gets worse once you find out that YOU, yes you have to deal for yourself. That's right folks, a "poker club" with no poker tables and no dealers, oh wait...they were nice enough to offer a dealer for the final table...wow

Needless to say I didn't enter this piece of shit tourney...i'm sorry...maybe that's how it's done in Kitchener...but not anywhere else i've been. I don't knock anybody for trying to do their thing. But if you're gonna run a piece of shit tournament than advertise it as such. Maybe something like this would've worked "65$ PIECE OF SHIT Freeze-out tourney in Kitchener...NO DEALERS, GARBAGE TABLES"...Atleast that way we know what were getting.

I'll leave you with this simple yet effective statement:

STEP YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' GAME UP!!!

Have a nice day! :)

Where oh where was it ever professed to be a "poker club"? Nobody ever implied that you would be playing in The Bellagio North, nor did anyone say you would have (for the low sum of $65) professional dealers. It wasn't a "campfire" they were burning off the branches from the trees they were cutting down, and maybe the smell was coming from you, I didn't notice any off odour, except for the few times where I let a fluffer go.

Don't try to put a downer on one of the best run tournaments ever put on by and for members of this forum. Brent and Cameron run the absolute best tournaments I have been to. Smoothly run, started on time, affordable buy ins, great skilled poker players, and a nice comfortable club to do it all in and spend a nice Saturday afternoon.

I just have a simple question for you.

If you didn't even enter this "piece of shit tourny" then why the hell did you drive all the way out to "butt fuck nowhere"?

Hmmmmm?

WebHeadJames

Come to find out this "poker club" doesn't even have one goddamn real poker table. But wait, it gets worse once you find out that YOU, yes you have to deal for yourself. That's right folks, a "poker club" with no poker tables and no dealers, oh wait...they were nice enough to offer a dealer for the final table...wow

This aint Hollywood or TV land, real world games involve real world locations and set ups..... yes some are better than others, but if it truly was the atmosphere that turned you away, how does that speak for your level of gameplay? Intimidated? I think so, hell , if you were half as good as some of the people I was pleased to play against, you may have had a chance.....but you turned and walked away.....sorry for ya!

Anyways, Brent, nice meeting you and some of the other guys and gals ( didn't get many names but faces are noted...lol ) that were in attendance.
I did fairly well considering some of the early loose play I was forced to witness and suffer losses to, all in all, I had a great time and will not hesitate to go to another event you may host, time permitting of course. I gained alot of valuable game and player info for future events....had a blast man.

Jamie

coach

Brent

This is Coach Jr.

Had a great time for my first cash tournament with a 6th place finish.
I actually liked the tables - I think I am going to pick up curling learning how to slide those cards in there.

Thank you to Brent for a great blind structure

I will be back

Coach Jr. AKA Luc

Hobbes

hmmm...If maniac didn't like the atmosphere, how the hell did he know that there would be a dealer for the final table.

Sounds like someone who lost a bunch of $$$ to Josh at 2/4NL...LOL

Me, I'd prefer a bigger prize pool than sending some $$$ to dealers.

Great day, actually made enough in the 1/2 game to make the day a freeroll.

See ya next time.

Kristy

hmmm..hobbes does this tourney apply for our last longer bet..or do I have to wait for the next stars tourney? ;)

Hobbes

Kristy_Sea;99192 wrotehmmm..hobbes does this tourney apply for our last longer bet..or do I have to wait for the next stars tourney? ;)

Next stars touney which should be fun.
I think it's a HU tourney.

Would you prefer that or a regular NL game?

Kristy

Hobbes;99195 wroteNext stars touney which should be fun.
I think it's a HU tourney.

Would you prefer that or a regular NL game?

tough call..I've never played a HU tourney before...but I'm WAY OVERCONFIDENT ;)

I guess I'll hold out for reg NL if that's allright with you?

Did we play at any of the same tables yesterday? I was the girl with the dark hair, blk shirt and shitty jeans?

Hobbes

Ok. Next reg tourney then (Dec 12th), which means one of us will be owned till after Christmas, cause I'm going away...lol

We weren't at the same table, but I remember seeing you.

BlondeFish

IM-ON-TILT;99171 wroteNice to meet a bunch of you forum members, especially blondefish who busted me out because I kept stealing his big blinds.
Can't believe my bodyguard Garry busted out first in only 6 mins! DAM!

IM-ON-TILT, didn't you know that you should not bluff a FISH - especially a BlondeFish! ;) Sorry about busting you and your "paré" (bro) Garry. After flopping a King-high flush on his very first hand, there were a whole series of bets until Garry ended up all-in on the river. There was only one hand that could beat him, and I had flopped the Ace-high flush!

Unfortunately for me, WSPC did not use bounty chips for the first time. Otherwise, I would already have had four bounty chips before the first break, along with being chip leader with almost 40,000 chips. After 4 blind levels, there were 55 players left out of 70, and the average stack was 12,727. After my table was broken up, I was sandwiched between two aggressive sharks, who would later end up in the final table - Kristy Sea and Ken(?).

At the second break, it was time to eat the pizza we ordered. Thanks, Dr. Tyore! I had fallen below the average stack of 22,580 with 31 players left. Half of the players in my next table were women, all with huge stacks (chip stacks, I mean ;) ).

The final table of 9 players included Kristy Sea, IM-ON-TILT, coach (Jr.), Al (of WSPC) and me. I can leave it up to The Prophet 22 to post the final table details, unless people want me to post them now.

AcidJoesHoe

ManiaclikeMatusow;99169 wroteThis was the BIGGEST crock of shit poker "tournament" (I use the term VERY loosely) i've ever been to in my life. First of all it was in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere...literally in a forrestry area with ppl having a camp fire like 20 feet away. I walk in the place and it smelled like shit, as expected I guess considering the location. Come to find out this "poker club" doesn't even have one goddamn real poker table. But wait, it gets worse once you find out that YOU, yes you have to deal for yourself. That's right folks, a "poker club" with no poker tables and no dealers, oh wait...they were nice enough to offer a dealer for the final table...wow

Needless to say I didn't enter this piece of shit tourney...i'm sorry...maybe that's how it's done in Kitchener...but not anywhere else i've been. I don't knock anybody for trying to do their thing. But if you're gonna run a piece of shit tournament than advertise it as such. Maybe something like this would've worked "65$ PIECE OF SHIT Freeze-out tourney in Kitchener...NO DEALERS, GARBAGE TABLES"...Atleast that way we know what were getting.

I'll leave you with this simple yet effective statement:

STEP YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' GAME UP!!!

Have a nice day! :)

FIRST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???
SECOND Brent and Cam put alot into these tournements.

If you want a professional poker game go to the wsop of poker .. or something like that. By the sounds of it, Most of us would not want you at our home games anyway. We may not be good enough for you. There is alot of very nice people on this forum and at these home games. That you have insulted. I go to Kitchener all the time to play poker with these people. Never have I not been welcomed and have not enjoyed myself playing.

You need to get off your high horse. The westside poker club. Is held at that location due to more then what you think.. IF only you had asked the right people the right questions about it before you even went.

To bad, you feel the way you do, All these people out in Kitchener/Waterloo area, and those who travel to play there are really great people and all put on great home games. I personally hope never to meet you. THis is not a way for a new member or new anyone to meet and get to know people who play poker.

To bad about your luck, cause it does sound like you did play there and lost lots of money. Now you are pissed because of that. IF that is not the case. and you really feel this way about westside. I suggest you go play in the underground clubs and not bother coming to any of the home games or other venues we have.

As to your comment of :
STEP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GAME UP!!!

WHY DONT YOU GET A MOTHERFUCKING LIFE!!!!!

IM-ON-TILT

Hey blondefish,

no apoligies needed! It was a great game, although I shud have played better poker considering my huge chip lead with 7 players left! Anyhow, it was the polish beer to blame...all 9 bottles, but hey thats no excuse! Please post the details, I remember you taking notes. by the way...how far did you make it in the CPO...you said your last hand was pocket 9's? I'm anticipating your gonna be at the next tourney on the 9th? See you at the final table!

ManiaclikeMatusow

My last reply...to the idiot who said I was intimidated all I have to say is "AHAHAHAHAH" please...I drove out to the tournament cause I thought it'd be legit. I don't care if it's only 65$, you get real goddamn dealers or otherwise it's no different than a drunken house game.

To the person that said "who advertised it as a poker club?"...probably the same idiot as mentioned above...READ THE POST FUCKFACE...It says "West Side Poker CLUB"...

It was unprofessional, plain and simple. I don't care if the blinds were "friendly" and the guys and gals were "nice". I'm there to play poker, with real poker tables and real goddamn dealers. That's how it is at any other "poker club" I play at. And at the very least, that's what I expect.

LMAO at "burning branches"...ok buddy, I'll let you know the next time I see people "burning branches" the next time i'm at one of my local poker clubs/rooms.

END.

The Prophet 22

I noticed you didn't have the guts to tell me what you thought yesterday, and seeing as you keep reading this thread all day let me say this and your only two post have been about our tournament, what does that say about you.

If you had any kind of game at all, you would have said something to me yesterday. Obviously you kept tabs on the day, other wise how would you have known about the dealer at the final.

You think you are so good and beneath our tournament, I have a challenge for me if you have the guts to PM so I can return the PM to you because I notice you can do that right now. Just say so in the reply to the post and I will get your prevledges turned on for a day, otherwise, back off.

Put up or shut up.

Brent "Prophet 22"
West Side Poker Club

compuease

ManiaclikeMatusow;99242 wroteMy last reply...to the idiot who said I was intimidated all I have to say is "AHAHAHAHAH" please...I drove out to the tournament cause I thought it'd be legit. I don't care if it's only 65$, you get real goddamn dealers or otherwise it's no different than a drunken house game.

To the person that said "who advertised it as a poker club?"...probably the same idiot as mentioned above...READ THE POST FUCKFACE...It says "West Side Poker CLUB"...

It was unprofessional, plain and simple. I don't care if the blinds were "friendly" and the guys and gals were "nice". I'm there to play poker, with real poker tables and real goddamn dealers. That's how it is at any other "poker club" I play at. And at the very least, that's what I expect.

LMAO at "burning branches"...ok buddy, I'll let you know the next time I see people "burning branches" the next time i'm at one of my local poker clubs/rooms.

END.

Typical kid with no guts, no class, and definitely no idea of the "real" world.... Brent/Cam put on a good game with great people for the "average" part time player. This is not Vegas, but it's also a heck of a lot less expensive. Grow up child, and if you ever do get to Vegas, they will eat you alive in a real game.... Trust me, we've seen thousands of your kind before, all talk with NOTHING to back it up. So how much did you lose on Saturday? You can pm me on the side, I won't tell........ hehehe

WebHeadJames

My last reply...to the idiot who said I was intimidated all I have to say is "AHAHAHAHAH" please...I drove out to the tournament cause I thought it'd be legit. I don't care if it's only 65$, you get real goddamn dealers or otherwise it's no different than a drunken house game.

Is that all you got? I'm an idiot? LMAO, whatever man, at least I had the balls to get into the mix and handle bad beats and good wins without acting like a 19 year spoiled brat. You want dealers, you pay for them. 65 bucks was a decent price a game of that size less dealers. If I was paying 100 bucks or more I might expect dealers, but in this case, you seem to be the only one with grudge about the event.
Grow up, or is that beyond your rhealm of comprehension?
Jamie

QueenNine

A special invitation for FuckfacelikeMatusow.......

West Side Poker Club
Presents

Our 65.00 10,000 Chip Freeze Out (If Mike comes out he will of course be staked, people of his ilk should never pay for anything)

Here's how it is going to work. There is no re-buys and no add-ons. (Except of course for Mike, he is obviously allowed as many rebuys and add ons as he sees fit, we MUST impress him)

• Each pre-registered player will pay 65.00. (See above, tee hee don't tell anyone)
• Walk-ins will pay 75.00 (Suckers)
• Each player will receive 10 000 chips (Mike will receive 50,000, just cuz)
• Blinds will go up every 20 minutes The goal is to end the tournament between 9:30 and 10:30 pm, although we will have the hall till midnight.
• We will be looking to payout the top 10% players. (Mike will still get paid for his time, whether he makes the cash or not. $300 per hour for his appearance)

The date will be Saturday November 18, 2006. The doors open up at 11:00 am. Shuffle up and deal will be at 12:00 pm. We have room for 120 people. This tournament will be held in a hall between Kitchener and Guelph. (Of course, transportation will be provided free of charge for Mike, the Limo, including fully stocked bar, will arrive at your house at 11:30 am, if those lesser people have to wait for you so be it, they are afterall only pee ons compared to Mike)

Mike will only play on our feature table, a $25,000 custom built authentic table donated for our use by the Rio in Vegas. This table was last used as the final table in the 2006 WSOP ME. Jamie Gold's sweat stains are still in seat 4. Of course, this table will be given to Mike at the end of the day.

As always there will be a 2/4 NL ring game available with a min buy in of 60.00 and a max buy in of 300.00 (Mike will grace us with his presence and of course be given a starting roll of $5000)

Players must be pre-register here on the forum or at westsidepokerclub@rogers.com

Thank you Mike for taking the time to attend our event. Just for doing so, we have provided you a free trip to Vegas, $10,000 spending money, 1 week stay at Bellagio and a seat at the 2007 WSOP ME.

Your ever humble poker patrons,

Cameron and Brent
Westside Poker Club

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