Amusing chat transcript.
I was 'lucky' enough to be seated at the same table as Riverloser and TheBeat last night. Apparently, Sdouble knows these people, because he came to my table and would not stop talking. For those of you who have no idea who these people are, all three are very successful online NL tournament players, who win frequently enough that they get written and speculated about on RGP on a fairly regular basis.
I've played with TheBeat and Riverloser before, and both live up to the hype. I don't recall playing with Sdouble though. Hopefully nobody takes offense to the chat I'm about to copy to here... I think Sdouble and Riverloser know each other pretty well, so all the jabs are meant well. Funny stuff. Sdouble is insane.
Sdouble [observer] said, "wow"
Sdouble [observer] said, "pros at this table"
Sdouble [observer] said, "beat, riverloser, utaa, aces"
Sdouble [observer] said, "plankton too"
Sdouble [observer] said, "so 5 good players"
Sdouble [observer] said, "4 i've never heard of"
mal247 said, "i am the suck"
mal247 said, "dead money"
mal247 said, "against these guys"
mal247 said, "glad to donate"
mal247 said, "to the poker economy"
all aces said, "I enjoy the fact that you are not here Sdouble"
Riverloser said, "hi guys"
all aces said, "hello"
mal247 said, "hey loser"
all aces said, "that's just fun to say isn't it mal.... ;-)"
Riverloser said, "dont like that=)"
all aces said, "lol"
mal247 said, "hehe"
Riverloser said, "i prefer idiot=)"
Riverloser said, "we all are loser just hope we win more then we lose"
all aces said, "amen"
mal247 said, "where did pete's chips go" (Pete is TheBeat)
TheBeat said, "they started me with less chips"
all aces said, "lol"
Sdouble [observer] said, "oh riverloser!"
Sdouble [observer] said, "you have chat back"
Sdouble [observer] said, "can you speak some broken english to me my friend?"
Sdouble [observer] said, "and i'm glad to see the old pic is up!"
Riverloser said, "have had chat for a long long time now=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "oh i missed you without your chat"
Riverloser said, "well havent played more then 1 tourney for 3 week"
Sdouble [observer] said, "me either"
Riverloser said, "been moving and order a new internet and thought i would get it same day"
Riverloser said, "i DIDNT btw!!!"
Riverloser said, "how long have you had chat now=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "um"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i've had my chat for like"
Sdouble [observer] said, "3 weeks"
Riverloser said, "my was gone one month"
all aces said, "why did you guys lose your chat?"
Sdouble [observer] said, "like aces, if i told you what i thought of your icon"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i'd get my chat revoked"
all aces said, "lol"
Sdouble [observer] said, "and i was doing that"
all aces said, "that's me, man"
Sdouble [observer] said, "oh, i'm sorry"
Riverloser said, "told one guy what i thought about his game"
Sdouble [observer] said, "ACES, OMG, A CANADIAN!??!?!"
all aces said, "yep"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i always wanted to date a canadian"
Sdouble [observer] said, "can we make it happen?"
all aces said, "make what happen?"
Sdouble [observer] said, "u+me"
all aces said, "oh"
all aces said, "that"
all aces said, "no"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i know my calculus"
all aces said, "r u even a chick?"
Sdouble [observer] said, "it says u + me = us"
all aces said, "lol u r a freak"
TheBeat said, "now you got sdouble hitting on you"
TheBeat said, "hey river, i told you that picture was gay"
Riverloser said, "yep but i like it=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "this song is called vindicated"
Sdouble [observer] said, "its about........."
Sdouble [observer] said, "feeling vindicated"
Sdouble [observer] said, "hope, dangles on a string"
all aces said, "oh god"
Sdouble [observer] said, "like slow spinning redemption"
Sdouble [observer] said, "winding in, winding out"
all aces said, "that was beautiful"
Sdouble [observer] said, "VINDICATED I AM SELFISH I AM WRONG"
Sdouble [observer] said, "I AM RIGHT I SWEAR I'M RIGHT"
Sdouble [observer] said, "SWEAR I KNEW IT ALL ALONG"
all aces said, "oh it's not over"
Sdouble [observer] said, "AND I AM FLAWED, BUT I AM CLEANING UP SO WELL"
Riverloser said, "relax"
Gromnir [observer] said, "lol"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i'm relaxed"
Sdouble [observer] said, "so tired of the corners of your lips"
TheBeat said, "hey sdouble you a butt priate"
Sdouble [observer] said, "part them and feel my finger tips"
Sdouble [observer] said, "thats mean"
all aces said, "i think it's entirely possible...."
Sdouble [observer] said, "trace the moment for forever"
Sdouble [observer] said, "defense is paper thin just one touch and i'll be in too deep now to ever swim"
Sdouble [observer] said, "against the current, so let me slip awayyyyyyyy"
Gromnir [observer] said, "river har du ikke vaeret i seng endnu?"
Riverloser said, "yes sleept a couple of hours before"
Riverloser said, "only 4.19 AM
"
Sdouble [observer] said, "wow"
Sdouble [observer] said, "get some sleep man"
Sdouble [observer] said, "TWO HOURS ISN'T SLEEP"
Riverloser said, "a couple mean 2-3 i think"
Sdouble [observer] said, "in america, a couple is 2"
Riverloser said, "yes"
Sdouble [observer] said, "few is 3"
all aces said, "lol"
Riverloser said, "well i am in sweden"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i know"
Sdouble [observer] said, "so a couple is like 18"
Sdouble [observer] said, "and the word "than" is often mistaken for "then""
Sdouble [observer] said, "and most english is broken and all"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i know i know"
Riverloser said, "btw"
Riverloser said, "i dont play poker to get english lessons"
Sdouble [observer] said, "river, you know i think you're the best player on pokerstars?"
Sdouble [observer] said, "and ur the only player i fear being at a table w/?"
all aces said, "he's gonna ask u for a date soon"
Riverloser said, "then stop kick my *** when we play=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "? denotes a question"
Sdouble [observer] said, "river, i dont' try to"
TheBeat said, "why don't you two get a room?"
mal247 said, "sdouble don't you have a table to play"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i don't pay attention when playing"
mal247 said, "are you drinking again"
Sdouble [observer] said, "who wants to back me in the $55 o8 at 10:30?"
all aces said, "u need a backer"
all aces said, "yeah right"
Sdouble [observer] said, "pete, don't you love me?"
Riverloser said, "ask your mother that and you perhaps get a yes=)=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i used to play on pure genius, without odds or anything"
Riverloser said, "like now you said=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i have no clue what you're saying"
Sdouble [observer] said, "sorry, your english is breaking up"
Riverloser said, "SMD you get that?"
Riverloser said, "=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "yes"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i get that"
Sdouble [observer] said, "YMP you get that?"
Riverloser said, "no"
Sdouble [observer] said, "didn't think so"
Sdouble [observer] said, "see, even though you know the 3 letter abrvs, i'll always be more american"
Riverloser said, "i get one thing atleast"
Sdouble [observer] said, "and whats that?"
Riverloser said, "you talk A LOT!!!!!!!!!"
Sdouble [observer] said, "u know what was also cool"
Sdouble [observer] said, "you had it written, for me to ask"
Sdouble [observer] said, "that is very american and smart of u, good job"
Riverloser said, "almost sound like americans ar smart"
Riverloser said, "must be wrong=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "ouch"
Sdouble [observer] said, "americans are smart man"
Utaa said, "yea, all of us lol"
Utaa said, "one big brain we are"
Riverloser said, "loooool"
Gromnir [observer] said, "THIS SUCKS, every time i has a hand i don't get ANY callers"
Utaa said, "and this is our problem"
Gromnir [observer] said, "sadly yes"
all aces said, "lol"
Utaa said, "lol"
Utaa said, "i guess so, go on sir, im enthralled"
Gromnir [observer] said, "if noti will make it yours"
Sdouble [observer] said, "why does this gromnir person watch everyone"
Sdouble [observer] said, "it sannoying"
Gromnir [observer] said, "everyone, only this table"
John Whipper [observer] said, "Why are you watching this table when you are playing two tournaments, Sdouble?"
mal247 said, "he likes riverloser's pic"
The table was then broken. I thought it was some pretty funny stuff... there are some real freaks online lol.
Regards,
all_aces
I've played with TheBeat and Riverloser before, and both live up to the hype. I don't recall playing with Sdouble though. Hopefully nobody takes offense to the chat I'm about to copy to here... I think Sdouble and Riverloser know each other pretty well, so all the jabs are meant well. Funny stuff. Sdouble is insane.
Sdouble [observer] said, "wow"
Sdouble [observer] said, "pros at this table"
Sdouble [observer] said, "beat, riverloser, utaa, aces"
Sdouble [observer] said, "plankton too"
Sdouble [observer] said, "so 5 good players"
Sdouble [observer] said, "4 i've never heard of"
mal247 said, "i am the suck"
mal247 said, "dead money"
mal247 said, "against these guys"
mal247 said, "glad to donate"
mal247 said, "to the poker economy"
all aces said, "I enjoy the fact that you are not here Sdouble"
Riverloser said, "hi guys"
all aces said, "hello"
mal247 said, "hey loser"
all aces said, "that's just fun to say isn't it mal.... ;-)"
Riverloser said, "dont like that=)"
all aces said, "lol"
mal247 said, "hehe"
Riverloser said, "i prefer idiot=)"
Riverloser said, "we all are loser just hope we win more then we lose"
all aces said, "amen"
mal247 said, "where did pete's chips go" (Pete is TheBeat)
TheBeat said, "they started me with less chips"
all aces said, "lol"
Sdouble [observer] said, "oh riverloser!"
Sdouble [observer] said, "you have chat back"
Sdouble [observer] said, "can you speak some broken english to me my friend?"
Sdouble [observer] said, "and i'm glad to see the old pic is up!"
Riverloser said, "have had chat for a long long time now=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "oh i missed you without your chat"
Riverloser said, "well havent played more then 1 tourney for 3 week"
Sdouble [observer] said, "me either"
Riverloser said, "been moving and order a new internet and thought i would get it same day"
Riverloser said, "i DIDNT btw!!!"
Riverloser said, "how long have you had chat now=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "um"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i've had my chat for like"
Sdouble [observer] said, "3 weeks"
Riverloser said, "my was gone one month"
all aces said, "why did you guys lose your chat?"
Sdouble [observer] said, "like aces, if i told you what i thought of your icon"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i'd get my chat revoked"
all aces said, "lol"
Sdouble [observer] said, "and i was doing that"
all aces said, "that's me, man"
Sdouble [observer] said, "oh, i'm sorry"
Riverloser said, "told one guy what i thought about his game"
Sdouble [observer] said, "ACES, OMG, A CANADIAN!??!?!"
all aces said, "yep"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i always wanted to date a canadian"
Sdouble [observer] said, "can we make it happen?"
all aces said, "make what happen?"
Sdouble [observer] said, "u+me"
all aces said, "oh"
all aces said, "that"
all aces said, "no"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i know my calculus"
all aces said, "r u even a chick?"
Sdouble [observer] said, "it says u + me = us"
all aces said, "lol u r a freak"
TheBeat said, "now you got sdouble hitting on you"
TheBeat said, "hey river, i told you that picture was gay"
Riverloser said, "yep but i like it=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "this song is called vindicated"
Sdouble [observer] said, "its about........."
Sdouble [observer] said, "feeling vindicated"
Sdouble [observer] said, "hope, dangles on a string"
all aces said, "oh god"
Sdouble [observer] said, "like slow spinning redemption"
Sdouble [observer] said, "winding in, winding out"
all aces said, "that was beautiful"
Sdouble [observer] said, "VINDICATED I AM SELFISH I AM WRONG"
Sdouble [observer] said, "I AM RIGHT I SWEAR I'M RIGHT"
Sdouble [observer] said, "SWEAR I KNEW IT ALL ALONG"
all aces said, "oh it's not over"
Sdouble [observer] said, "AND I AM FLAWED, BUT I AM CLEANING UP SO WELL"
Riverloser said, "relax"
Gromnir [observer] said, "lol"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i'm relaxed"
Sdouble [observer] said, "so tired of the corners of your lips"
TheBeat said, "hey sdouble you a butt priate"
Sdouble [observer] said, "part them and feel my finger tips"
Sdouble [observer] said, "thats mean"
all aces said, "i think it's entirely possible...."
Sdouble [observer] said, "trace the moment for forever"
Sdouble [observer] said, "defense is paper thin just one touch and i'll be in too deep now to ever swim"
Sdouble [observer] said, "against the current, so let me slip awayyyyyyyy"
Gromnir [observer] said, "river har du ikke vaeret i seng endnu?"
Riverloser said, "yes sleept a couple of hours before"
Riverloser said, "only 4.19 AM
"Sdouble [observer] said, "wow"
Sdouble [observer] said, "get some sleep man"
Sdouble [observer] said, "TWO HOURS ISN'T SLEEP"
Riverloser said, "a couple mean 2-3 i think"
Sdouble [observer] said, "in america, a couple is 2"
Riverloser said, "yes"
Sdouble [observer] said, "few is 3"
all aces said, "lol"
Riverloser said, "well i am in sweden"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i know"
Sdouble [observer] said, "so a couple is like 18"
Sdouble [observer] said, "and the word "than" is often mistaken for "then""
Sdouble [observer] said, "and most english is broken and all"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i know i know"
Riverloser said, "btw"
Riverloser said, "i dont play poker to get english lessons"
Sdouble [observer] said, "river, you know i think you're the best player on pokerstars?"
Sdouble [observer] said, "and ur the only player i fear being at a table w/?"
all aces said, "he's gonna ask u for a date soon"
Riverloser said, "then stop kick my *** when we play=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "? denotes a question"
Sdouble [observer] said, "river, i dont' try to"
TheBeat said, "why don't you two get a room?"
mal247 said, "sdouble don't you have a table to play"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i don't pay attention when playing"
mal247 said, "are you drinking again"
Sdouble [observer] said, "who wants to back me in the $55 o8 at 10:30?"
all aces said, "u need a backer"
all aces said, "yeah right"
Sdouble [observer] said, "pete, don't you love me?"
Riverloser said, "ask your mother that and you perhaps get a yes=)=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i used to play on pure genius, without odds or anything"
Riverloser said, "like now you said=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i have no clue what you're saying"
Sdouble [observer] said, "sorry, your english is breaking up"
Riverloser said, "SMD you get that?"
Riverloser said, "=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "yes"
Sdouble [observer] said, "i get that"
Sdouble [observer] said, "YMP you get that?"
Riverloser said, "no"
Sdouble [observer] said, "didn't think so"
Sdouble [observer] said, "see, even though you know the 3 letter abrvs, i'll always be more american"
Riverloser said, "i get one thing atleast"
Sdouble [observer] said, "and whats that?"
Riverloser said, "you talk A LOT!!!!!!!!!"
Sdouble [observer] said, "u know what was also cool"
Sdouble [observer] said, "you had it written, for me to ask"
Sdouble [observer] said, "that is very american and smart of u, good job"
Riverloser said, "almost sound like americans ar smart"
Riverloser said, "must be wrong=)"
Sdouble [observer] said, "ouch"
Sdouble [observer] said, "americans are smart man"
Utaa said, "yea, all of us lol"
Utaa said, "one big brain we are"
Riverloser said, "loooool"
Gromnir [observer] said, "THIS SUCKS, every time i has a hand i don't get ANY callers"
Utaa said, "and this is our problem"
Gromnir [observer] said, "sadly yes"
all aces said, "lol"
Utaa said, "lol"
Utaa said, "i guess so, go on sir, im enthralled"
Gromnir [observer] said, "if noti will make it yours"
Sdouble [observer] said, "why does this gromnir person watch everyone"
Sdouble [observer] said, "it sannoying"
Gromnir [observer] said, "everyone, only this table"
John Whipper [observer] said, "Why are you watching this table when you are playing two tournaments, Sdouble?"
mal247 said, "he likes riverloser's pic"
The table was then broken. I thought it was some pretty funny stuff... there are some real freaks online lol.
Regards,
all_aces
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Cheers,
all_aces
Good read.