F*ck you stars

piggypie123piggypie123
in General Poker Chat
I hate poker stars! Time for a break.

PokerStars Hand #80761296090: Tournament #559263353, €2.00+€0.25 EUR Hold'em No Limit - Level XVIII (500/1000) - 2012/05/20 18:42:00 ET
Table '559263353 48' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Przemo_88 (22687 in chips)
Seat 2: pokero1969 (22507 in chips)
Seat 3: iskander755 (31472 in chips)
Seat 4: codyhogan38 (5517 in chips)
Seat 6: piggypie123 (12430 in chips)
Seat 7: liro63 (30832 in chips)
Seat 8: I win 1991 (52710 in chips)
Seat 9: Sensa69 (35710 in chips)
Przemo_88: posts the ante 125
pokero1969: posts the ante 125
iskander755: posts the ante 125
codyhogan38: posts the ante 125
piggypie123: posts the ante 125
liro63: posts the ante 125
I win 1991: posts the ante 125
Sensa69: posts the ante 125
liro63: posts small blind 500
I win 1991: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to piggypie123 [As Ah]
Sensa69: folds
Przemo_88: folds
pokero1969: folds
iskander755: folds
codyhogan38: folds
piggypie123: raises 11305 to 12305 and is all-in
liro63: folds
I win 1991: calls 11305
*** FLOP *** [Js 7s Ks]
*** TURN *** [Js 7s Ks] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Js 7s Ks 9c] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
I win 1991: shows [3c Kh] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
piggypie123: shows [As Ah] (a pair of Aces)
I win 1991 collected 26110 from pot
piggypie123 finished the tournament in 76th place and received €3.75.
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26110 | Rake 0
Board [Js 7s Ks 9c 3d]
Seat 1: Przemo_88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pokero1969 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: iskander755 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: codyhogan38 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: piggypie123 (button) showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: liro63 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: I win 1991 (big blind) showed [3c Kh] and won (26110) with two pair, Kings and Threes
Seat 9: Sensa69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Comments

  • UnknownUnknown
    lol
  • wildbill7145wildbill7145
    This is not general poker chat. Your aces got cracked.
  • SuperNedSuperNed
    If I posted about it every time something like that happened to me my post count would be about 5000 :-[
  • neverlookbackneverlookback
    OMG dude..did you sleep ok after all of that? just want to make sure your ok.
  • MackeMacke
    I can beat that.

    *********** # 1 **************
    PokerStars Game #71951690177: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2011/12/10 18:46:16 ET
    Table 'Laetitia III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: yipyiphupdup ($2 in chips)
    Seat 2: DaguyisBack ($0.95 in chips)
    Seat 3: Validboy ($5.38 in chips)
    Seat 5: susi189 ($5.95 in chips)
    carlsen18 will be allowed to play after the button
    susi189: posts small blind $0.02
    yipyiphupdup: posts big blind $0.05
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DaguyisBack [Qs Qh]
    DaguyisBack said, "lol"
    DaguyisBack said, "cool"
    DaguyisBack: calls $0.05
    Validboy: calls $0.05
    susi189: raises $0.65 to $0.70
    yipyiphupdup: folds
    DaguyisBack: raises $0.25 to $0.95 and is all-in
    carlsen18 leaves the table
    Validboy: calls $0.90
    LacoMelisko joins the table at seat #4
    susi189: calls $0.25
    *** FLOP *** [4s Tc Qc]
    susi189: bets $0.05
    Validboy: raises $0.35 to $0.40
    susi189: calls $0.35
    *** TURN *** [4s Tc Qc] [Jc]
    susi189: bets $4.60 and is all-in
    Validboy: folds
    Uncalled bet ($4.60) returned to susi189
    *** RIVER *** [4s Tc Qc Jc] [Jh]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    susi189: shows [Jd Js] (four of a kind, Jacks)
    susi189 collected $0.77 from side pot
    DaguyisBack: mucks hand
    susi189 collected $2.76 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $3.70 Main pot $2.76. Side pot $0.77. | Rake $0.17
    Board [4s Tc Qc Jc Jh]
    Seat 1: yipyiphupdup (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: DaguyisBack mucked [Qs Qh]
    Seat 3: Validboy (button) folded on the Turn
    Seat 5: susi189 (small blind) showed [Jd Js] and won ($3.53) with four of a kind, Jacks
  • kwstevekwsteve
    Sickening, Macke. Just sickening.
  • piggypie123piggypie123
    wildbill7145 wrote: »
    This is not general poker chat. Your aces got cracked.
    Sorry General asshole, I couldn't fine the bad beat thread. Next time I will look harder General asshole:p
  • piggypie123piggypie123
    neverlookback wrote: »
    OMG dude..did you sleep ok after all of that? just want to make sure your ok.
    Yes I am O.K. I apreciate your concern.

    Thanks for the post:bs:
  • JohnnieHJohnnieH
    piggypie123 wrote: »
    Sorry General asshole, I couldn't fine the bad beat thread. Next time I will look harder General asshole:p

    1. Major Asshole is way funnier. Or Real Admiral Asshole.

    2. There's no way that Bill ranks that high in the Asshole dept. Hobbes, certainly. I'd rank Bill as Captain Asshole.

    3. I thought you were going to work on controlling your emotions?

    4. Sick bad beat. But what did you expect with an M of 5?
  • MiloMilo
    johnnie, as official pilot of CPF, that would autmatically entitle you to the honorific of Captain. As Bill has been apprenticing a little longer, I would agree that Major asshole would seem more appropriate. Hobbes is DEFINITELY the Five Star Asshole around here.

    Piggie, even if you would have held, you would have lost. Sorry . . . about your damn luck.
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    I think most of you guys are assh***s.... of one type or another..
  • JohnnieHJohnnieH
    compuease wrote: »
    i think most of you guys are assh***s.... Of one type or another..

    qft
  • MackeMacke
    *********** # 1 **************
    PokerStars Hand #80805729341: Tournament #562531575, $1.00+$0.25+$0.10 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2012/05/21 16:44:30 ET
    Table '562531575 9' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: spappy34 (10710 in chips)
    Seat 2: The_Liqour (2765 in chips)
    Seat 3: Rakij@ (1775 in chips)
    Seat 4: thereal4real (2060 in chips)
    Seat 5: KRIMIC26 (10045 in chips)
    Seat 6: TomasR8 (8045 in chips)
    Seat 7: smayll (3620 in chips)
    Seat 8: DaguyisBack (3000 in chips)
    Seat 9: bananarum (3000 in chips)
    TomasR8: posts small blind 25
    smayll: posts big blind 50
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DaguyisBack [2d 2c]
    DaguyisBack: raises 50 to 100
    bananarum: calls 100
    spappy34: folds
    The_Liqour: folds
    Rakij@: folds
    thereal4real: raises 250 to 350
    KRIMIC26: folds
    TomasR8: folds
    smayll: calls 300
    DaguyisBack: calls 250
    bananarum: calls 250
    *** FLOP *** [4s 2h 8d]
    smayll: checks
    DaguyisBack: bets 500
    bananarum: folds
    thereal4real: folds
    smayll: calls 500
    *** TURN *** [4s 2h 8d] [8h]
    smayll: checks
    DaguyisBack: bets 1100
    smayll: raises 1670 to 2770 and is all-in
    DaguyisBack: calls 1050 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (620) returned to smayll
    *** RIVER *** [4s 2h 8d 8h] [4c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    smayll: shows [8s Ah] (a full house, Eights full of Fours)
    DaguyisBack: shows [2d 2c] (a full house, Deuces full of Eights)
    smayll collected 6725 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 6725 | Rake 0
    Board [4s 2h 8d 8h 4c]
    Seat 1: spappy34 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: The_Liqour folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Rakij@ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: thereal4real folded on the Flop
    Seat 5: KRIMIC26 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: TomasR8 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: smayll (big blind) showed [8s Ah] and won (6725) with a full house, Eights full of Fours
    Seat 8: DaguyisBack showed [2d 2c] and lost with a full house, Deuces full of Eights
    Seat 9: bananarum folded on the Flop.
  • JohnnieHJohnnieH
    Don't Cross post!






































    I'm getting promoted in the Asshole Army.
  • wildbill7145wildbill7145
    Milo wrote: »
    johnnie, as official pilot of CPF, that would autmatically entitle you to the honorific of Captain. As Bill has been apprenticing a little longer, I would agree that Major asshole would seem more appropriate. Hobbes is DEFINITELY the Five Star Asshole around here.

    Piggie, even if you would have held, you would have lost. Sorry . . . about your damn luck.

    Apprenticing, no. You and Johnnie are mistaken. I made a major move one day that Hobbes officially approved as an official upgrade to General Asshole under his Admiralty. It was really quite worthy, but so assholish I'm almost reluctant to link.

    Major is beneath me at this point..
  • holychowholychow
    compuease wrote: »
    I think most of you guys are assh***s.... of one type or another..

    Why is the guy pulling the donkey into the water naked?!?
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