cliffs: guy buys gloves from a snowboard shop which don't work, tries to return them and is told to F off. Guy gets revenge by posting a fake ad for the store advertising free snowboard, boots and bindings which floods the store with calls and people showing up for free stuff. Long read but it's gold.
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home so she puts her lover in the closet not realizing that her son is hiding in there.
The little boy says ''It's dark in here''
The man replies ''Yes, it is''
Boy - "I have a baseball."
...Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together once again.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "It's Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!''
Comments
Absolutely used to love that show and that episode was indeed classic.
Show barely holds up over time though. Isad.
It's OK to have it as a kid, but if you get it as an adult seek medical attention.
Used to watch this all the time
I always found Bailey Quarters to be wayyyy hotter than whoever Loni Anderson played.
No question . . . Bailey over Jennifer EVERY time.
Loni's boob job always weirded me out . . .
Great episode - right up there witrh the "Phone Cops" episode.
And yes, Bailey over Jennifer 100%!
She's right there with Kotter's wife.
They did have a very similar look, but I'd still stick with Bailey.
This made me laugh..
"I stabbed you first" - fucking classy!
Mark
"in an order that might surprise you" had me rolling. pretty well done
The first 5 seconds of this video are awesome ^^'
Tee hee
Mark
That's fucking awful.....so why am I laughing?
Faked by some a-hole who is writing a book about his a-hole internet fakes, even though real businesses suffer.
Two minutes of my life I'll never get back.
you made it the full two minutes ?
http://youtu.be/U_9J2oJjjd4
[HTML]<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/U_9J2oJjjd4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>[/HTML] .. I dont know how to embed
Timex: Looks like I'll be playing the PCA 100k. Selling action at 1.05-1 if anyone is interested
Me: How many entries?
Timex: I imagine 40-60ish
Such a balla.
pretty sure he means 40-60 runners , not re buys.
I know. Just sounded funny cause it's a reentry.
Never would I dream of hearing the phrase "strategic reserve" when referring to Maple Syrup.
Police make arrests in massive maple syrup heist | CTV News
The little boy says ''It's dark in here''
The man replies ''Yes, it is''
Boy - "I have a baseball."
...Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together once again.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "It's Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!''
Mark
Please ban Mark for being an obvious misogynist who promotes hatred against women.