HELP! Blunt object wielding forumer needed
With only two days left until the cpf limit tournament, I'm looking for help in winning. Kindly apply with references, and successful applicant must provide own transportation and blunt object. Please supply nude photographs as well for consideration.
Duties include:
Hitting me in the back of the head with aforementioned blunt object every two to four minutes so as to maintain a constant state of confusion and poor decision making.
Wiping drool from corner of my mouth.
High fiving me when I suck out (which is to say, every time I win a hand)
And other activities conducive with being a member of one's 'posse'
Hourly rate negotiable.
Duties include:
Hitting me in the back of the head with aforementioned blunt object every two to four minutes so as to maintain a constant state of confusion and poor decision making.
Wiping drool from corner of my mouth.
High fiving me when I suck out (which is to say, every time I win a hand)
And other activities conducive with being a member of one's 'posse'
Hourly rate negotiable.
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If you promise to use this product I'm sure you'll get lots of takers.
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