OnLine poker has cost me another laptop !

FullStack66FullStack66
in Brags, Beats & Variance
Not because I sold it for poker chips, not because I BET it, because I get pissed and BEAT it ! FUCK! It's not bad enough I lose however much in the hand, then I lose a fucking laptop on top of it all. Fuck my life !!

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  • DjexactoDjexacto
    ouch. I lost a desktop from kicking the shit out if it
  • tellboxtellbox
    Someone needs a full tilt stress ball.

    ;)
  • pkrfce9pkrfce9
    somebody needs a lot more than that
  • GrahamGraham
    Hahaha... this post made me laugh... sorry about the laptop.
  • MonteroyMonteroy
    Technically the laptop should be posting here.
  • 13CARDS13CARDS
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  • DennisGDennisG
    Does someone need a hug?
  • KristyKristy
    Ihaveyourname wrote: »
    Does someone need a hug?



    billy-and-ted1.jpg
  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    Funny fact:

    It wasn't online poker that cost you a laptop

    Mark
  • jpajamasjpajamas
    I have a UB sponge puck you can throw around...
  • NoVeLTeKNoVeLTeK
    sounds like your not properly rolled
  • DennisGDennisG
    fukitol.jpg
  • ChuckielandChuckieland
    yo, buy extend warranty from whichever notebook brand (exclusing Futureshop)
    so when you accidentally drop your notebook hard,...just call in and get a new one sent to you free.
  • FullStack66FullStack66
    Good call let's see if it's covered, it doesn't help that there's a perfect fist-shap in the middle of the screen ??? Thnx for all the advice tho folks,

    Mark: Funny fact: You're not funny =)
  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    Wizard's first rule

    Mark
  • FullStack66FullStack66
    I looked you up in Wikipedia, here's what came up:

    "The antonym of a winner, one who increases ones self confidence by attempting to derease that of others, clouded with false belief of higher intellegence and knowledge then those around him"

    ???
  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    Possibly...

    Though I didn't go busting up a laptop and blame a game of cards.

    Mark
  • FullStack66FullStack66
    Perhaps not, but what you did manage to do was troll onto a thread full of good laughs and kill the buzz with your poisonous self-righteous negativity :)
  • pkrfce9pkrfce9
    FullStack66 wrote: »
    I looked you up in Wikipedia, here's what came up:

    "The antonym of a winner, one who increases ones self confidence by excessive consumption of beer often resulting in the removal of ones pants and the mounting of tables and nearby males."

    ???
    fyp
  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    FullStack66 wrote: »
    Perhaps not, but what you did manage to do was troll onto a thread full of good laughs and kill the buzz with your poisonous self-righteous negativity :)

    This....


    Not because I sold it for poker chips, not because I BET it, because I get pissed and BEAT it ! FUCK! It's not bad enough I lose however much in the hand, then I lose a fucking laptop on top of it all. Fuck my life !!


    Hardly seems to me like good laughs, but maybe I'm just out of touch... personally I thought it was a pretty strong sign that you may want to look into anger counseling. The very topic of "online poker cost me a laptop" and then reading this fits the wizard's first rule perfectly.

    Mark
  • BlondeFishBlondeFish
    Yes, online poker is evil. Just when I had stopped playing live poker for the year, I get an online offer that I can't refuse, so now I know what it feels like to be an addicted whore, a bonus whore that is. :redface: Despite winning multiple online satellite steps, multi-tabling penny cash games for hours just to try to clear a bonus is not fun. Now I remember why playing at a B&M casino is much more fun and profitable for me.
    FullStack66 wrote: »
    It's not bad enough I lose however much in the hand, then I lose a fucking laptop on top of it all. Fuck my life !!
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    BlondeFish wrote: »
    Despite winning multiple online satellite steps, multi-tabling penny cash games for hours just to try to clear a bonus is not fun. Now I remember why playing at a B&M casino is much more fun and profitable for me.
    Ummmm, why not add a couple of zeros to your buyin and play real poker? lol..... Although I must admit I built my online roll, small as it is, up from 5-10 cent.. I still feel that 25/50 cent blinds online is about the same level of difficulty as $1/2 live.
  • FullStack66FullStack66
    Blondfish straight up f**k it! I would be LOADED if not for online poker, yet I keep crawlin back !! My profits from live poker games are very impressive, yet I'm probably about even ??? So the lessons from all this are:

    - Online poker is a joke
    - Mark sucks
    - I have anger issues

    Have a good Friday ya'lls :)
  • GTA PokerGTA Poker
    FullStack66 wrote: »
    Blondfish straight up f**k it! I would be LOADED if not for online poker, yet I keep crawlin back !! My profits from live poker games are very impressive, yet I'm probably about even ??? So the lessons from all this are:

    - Online poker is a joke
    - Mark sucks
    - I have anger issues

    Have a good Friday ya'lls :)

    If you kept detailed stats as the online numbers force you to you would likely find that you aren't beating live games for as much as you think, if at all. If you get that pissed at an online poker session then I doubt you are a winning live player.
  • MiloMilo
    FullStack66 wrote: »
    Blondfish straight up f**k it! I would be LOADED if not for online poker, yet I keep crawlin back !! My profits from live poker games are very impressive, yet I'm probably about even ??? So the lessons from all this are:

    - Online poker is something I cannot win at
    - Mark is an ass, albeit a hilarious one
    - I have anger issues

    Have a good Friday ya'lls :)

    Fixed it for you.
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