How to play JJ

Fold those pieces of shit!!
0/4 today :-\


POKERSTARS GAME #22086525351: TOURNAMENT #120865883, $5.00+$0.50 HOLD'EM NO LIMIT - LEVEL V (75/150) - 2008/11/16 8:16:17 ET
Table '120865883 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: 1time4mikey (1132 in chips)
Seat 3: Hobbes614 (1869 in chips)
Seat 6: ML1380 (2335 in chips)
Seat 7: konny1982 (4571 in chips)
Seat 8: mikeok (3593 in chips)
1time4mikey: posts small blind 75
Hobbes614: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hobbes614 [Jd Js]
ML1380: folds
konny1982: raises 300 to 450
mikeok: folds
1time4mikey: folds
Hobbes614: raises 1419 to 1869 and is all-in
konny1982: calls 1419
*** FLOP *** [Ks 6h 2d]
*** TURN *** [Ks 6h 2d] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 6h 2d Qs] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hobbes614: shows [Jd Js] (a pair of Jacks)
konny1982: shows [Ac Kh] (a pair of Kings)
konny1982 collected 3813 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3813 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 6h 2d Qs 5h]
Seat 2: 1time4mikey (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Hobbes614 (big blind) showed [Jd Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: ML1380 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: konny1982 showed [Ac Kh] and won (3813) with a pair of Kings
Seat 8: mikeok (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

#2
Shortly after getting crippled with QQ vs 22


POKERSTARS GAME #22086208556: TOURNAMENT #120866738, $5.00+$0.50 HOLD'EM NO LIMIT - LEVEL III (25/50) - 2008/11/16 7:55:13 ET
Table '120866738 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: hej99999 (1570 in chips)
Seat 2: Luca121212 (2050 in chips)
Seat 3: Hobbes614 (420 in chips)
Seat 5: Buerger1972 (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: steamindemon (990 in chips)
Seat 7: sam.baley (2650 in chips)
Seat 8: jjppww (1510 in chips)
Seat 9: Sternchen77 (2840 in chips)
Sternchen77: posts small blind 25
hej99999: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hobbes614 [Jc Js]
Luca121212: folds
Hobbes614: raises 370 to 420 and is all-in
Buerger1972: folds
steamindemon: folds
sam.baley: raises 2230 to 2650 and is all-in
jjppww: folds
Sternchen77: folds
hej99999: folds
Uncalled bet (2230) returned to sam.baley
*** FLOP *** [Kc 3c 2h]
*** TURN *** [Kc 3c 2h] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 3c 2h 4s] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hobbes614: shows [Jc Js] (a pair of Jacks)
sam.baley: shows [Kh Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
sam.baley collected 915 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 915 | Rake 0
Board [Kc 3c 2h 4s 7d]
Seat 1: hej99999 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Luca121212 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Hobbes614 showed [Jc Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 5: Buerger1972 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: steamindemon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: sam.baley showed [Kh Kd] and won (915) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 8: jjppww (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Sternchen77 (small blind) folded before Flop

#3
After being card dead


POKERSTARS GAME #22086493112: TOURNAMENT #120868627, $5.00+$0.50 HOLD'EM NO LIMIT - LEVEL III (25/50) - 2008/11/16 8:14:16 ET
Table '120868627 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: D@niels0n001 (2025 in chips)
Seat 2: bjornsonn (1855 in chips)
Seat 3: eum72 (2770 in chips)
Seat 4: ndejjij (1475 in chips)
Seat 5: Tommy1943 (1240 in chips)
Seat 6: DiomedesII (1360 in chips)
Seat 7: Hobbes614 (575 in chips)
Seat 9: Hold1Heb (2200 in chips)
Hobbes614: posts small blind 25
Hold1Heb: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hobbes614 [Jh Js]
D@niels0n001: folds
bjornsonn: folds
eum72: folds
ndejjij: raises 1425 to 1475 and is all-in
Tommy1943 has timed out
Tommy1943: folds
Tommy1943 is sitting out
DiomedesII: folds
Hobbes614: calls 550 and is all-in
Hold1Heb: folds
Uncalled bet (900) returned to ndejjij
*** FLOP *** [7c 3s Qc]
*** TURN *** [7c 3s Qc] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [7c 3s Qc 2d] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hobbes614: shows [Jh Js] (a pair of Jacks)
ndejjij: shows [Ac Kc] (a flush, Ace high)
ndejjij collected 1200 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1200 | Rake 0
Board [7c 3s Qc 2d 6c]
Seat 1: D@niels0n001 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bjornsonn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: eum72 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ndejjij showed [Ac Kc] and won (1200) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: Tommy1943 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: DiomedesII (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Hobbes614 (small blind) showed [Jh Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 9: Hold1Heb (big blind) folded before Flop

#4
I even hit a set. Can I win? NOOOOOOOO!!!

POKERSTARS GAME #22087259339: TOURNAMENT #120871315, $5.00+$0.50 HOLD'EM NO LIMIT - LEVEL V (75/150) - 2008/11/16 8:59:56 ET
Table '120871315 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: jirikzacek (4570 in chips)
Seat 2: Loumot (5935 in chips)
Seat 7: dnm02 (1755 in chips)
Seat 8: Hobbes614 (1240 in chips)
Hobbes614: posts small blind 75
jirikzacek: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hobbes614 [Jh Jd]
Loumot said, "ul m8"
Loumot: folds
dnm02: folds
Hobbes614: raises 1090 to 1240 and is all-in
jirikzacek: calls 1090
*** FLOP *** [6h 8c 9c]
*** TURN *** [6h 8c 9c] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [6h 8c 9c Jc] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hobbes614: shows [Jh Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)
jirikzacek: shows [Ac Kd] (a flush, Ace high)
jirikzacek collected 2480 from pot
Loumot said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2480 | Rake 0
Board [6h 8c 9c Jc 4c]
Seat 1: jirikzacek (big blind) showed [Ac Kd] and won (2480) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: Loumot folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: dnm02 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Hobbes614 (small blind) showed [Jh Jd] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks

Comments

  • Wowzors, that is disgusting.
  • lol you need the jj master to help you:p, i can't even win being a god dam 98 percent favourite, stupid freakin runner runner:rage:, so your not alone.


    in lol donkaments do not reraise with jacks:) cause they think kq offsuit is the nuts even after a big reraise, BLACKJACK!!!!!!!!
  • An old friend of mine once bestowed a bit of truth to me...

    There is no wrong way to play JJ...alas, there is no right way to play them either.

    No other pockets can be more frustrating at times imho.
  • With JJ there are 66 combinations of cards that can beat you and they get 5 shots at doing that, and yet they seem to do it 66% of the time.
  • atleast the positive side of variance kicked in later with 2 2nds and a 1st in my next 4. (after I cooled down a bit).

    Oh ya and QQ ran into KK in my only loss :D
  • haha..1/3 today/last night with JJ myself. Nice. 1 slowplay, 1 3x raise, 1 push. Only the slowplay worked..lol..I think because of my tight image, everyone figured I had something better. 7/10 ITM..man, not playing junk works!
Sign In or Register to comment.