Trying to milk a cash cow...
I'm typing this from my hotel room in Niagara falls where I partook in some 1/2 donkedness.
I'll save the trip report for another post but wanted to share one hand.
An older woman came and sat at our table, over a couple of hands I saw she was a real ATM, limping every hand, and calling all pre-flop raises. Several of us on the one side of the table were licking our lips at the prospect of getting a piece of her. She was also running hot so she had built a nice little stack in front of her.
I look down in late position to find KK. Player ahead raises to $10, she calls, guy 2 doors down calls. I decide to try to get as MUCH money in the middle as I realistically can. I raise to $50, original raiser folds, she calls, guy to my right also calls.
Flop comes 6c2c8d, she bets $50. I know this flop didn't give her a better hand than mine, guy 2 doors down calls (he actually had me worried but I'd seen him shove top pair crap kicker earlier so I thought maybe A8, A6, more likely a wired pair preflop 9's-Q's) I raise all-in for $112 on top.
She calls and guy beside me tosses in his last $6. I show my KK's, she shows......... Ac 4c....... guy beside show's QQ.
Turn is a Club, river is a club and she scoops a huge pot.
Guy 2 doors to my left likes my play of the hand, and starts insulting the woman calling her a donk and asking her how she calls $50 preflop with a ragged A. She instantly starts tightening up, she ends up leaving the table, telling my seat-mate and I that he (pointing the insulter) made her feel uncomfortable so I didn't even get a shot to get even.. What made the insulter even sadder is he's a reg around here, and yet still wants to scare off the tourists. I told him I'd take 3 or 4 losses like that, because I know at the end of the night, I'll have her chips.
Brag - Had a really cute regular to my left all night and had someone who felt for me when this hand happened. Hi Maria
Beat - Got all my money in as good as I could have and had a HUGE suckout in one of my first Live NL games and couldn't get a shot to get even
Variance - Guy who opened his mouth asked for a seat change about 30 minutes later.
I'll save the trip report for another post but wanted to share one hand.
An older woman came and sat at our table, over a couple of hands I saw she was a real ATM, limping every hand, and calling all pre-flop raises. Several of us on the one side of the table were licking our lips at the prospect of getting a piece of her. She was also running hot so she had built a nice little stack in front of her.
I look down in late position to find KK. Player ahead raises to $10, she calls, guy 2 doors down calls. I decide to try to get as MUCH money in the middle as I realistically can. I raise to $50, original raiser folds, she calls, guy to my right also calls.
Flop comes 6c2c8d, she bets $50. I know this flop didn't give her a better hand than mine, guy 2 doors down calls (he actually had me worried but I'd seen him shove top pair crap kicker earlier so I thought maybe A8, A6, more likely a wired pair preflop 9's-Q's) I raise all-in for $112 on top.
She calls and guy beside me tosses in his last $6. I show my KK's, she shows......... Ac 4c....... guy beside show's QQ.
Turn is a Club, river is a club and she scoops a huge pot.
Guy 2 doors to my left likes my play of the hand, and starts insulting the woman calling her a donk and asking her how she calls $50 preflop with a ragged A. She instantly starts tightening up, she ends up leaving the table, telling my seat-mate and I that he (pointing the insulter) made her feel uncomfortable so I didn't even get a shot to get even.. What made the insulter even sadder is he's a reg around here, and yet still wants to scare off the tourists. I told him I'd take 3 or 4 losses like that, because I know at the end of the night, I'll have her chips.
Brag - Had a really cute regular to my left all night and had someone who felt for me when this hand happened. Hi Maria
Beat - Got all my money in as good as I could have and had a HUGE suckout in one of my first Live NL games and couldn't get a shot to get even
Variance - Guy who opened his mouth asked for a seat change about 30 minutes later.
Comments
My guess is the insulter was probably a young self proclaimed hot shot who thought he was invincible to a suckout, and deserved to win every pot he got into because he's that good.
Gotta make it down there again. Sounds ripe.
Actually QQ guy was a different guy than the insulter.. The Insulter WASN"T EVEN IN THE HAND!!!
..because they do precisely that.
edit: I'm not centering any of the above out.
There is only one solution, but you've got to have balls: (which reader-on-average..you surely lack)
Step 1: find something about donkey's play that you DO like and compliment them on it.
IF coach keeps chirping...
Step 2: find something about coaches play that is bad and razz him as hard as you can until he leaves.
The most efficient at step 1 on the forum is g2, step 2: Haddon. I highly suggest you watch them play sometime.
I actually got into a fight at the table once with some douche bag who was openly trying to intimidate a donkey woman (both conditions are near and dear to my heart)
The thing that really pisses me off is that it happens so often to women...bunch of fucking pussies bullying the 'weaker sex' because they're having a shitty night...and just as bad is the bunch of fucking pussies who don't say 'enough'
the only comfort I have is that eventually...
they run into me.
That's even worse. I thought it was the QQ guy when I read your post.
WOW KRISTY. Let go of the anger and tell us how you really feel.
Unfortunately most of what you posted is completely correct.