Beat with a wet noodle
2 hands from an Omaha SnG today that I thought were pretty funny.....
Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker Game #6440932492: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (48945273), Table 1 - 100/200 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 16:33:51 ET - 2008/05/16
Seat 1: Magic Puppy (1,147)
Seat 2: PINGUFU (1,065), is sitting out
Seat 4: 8ball Joker (2,332)
Seat 5: Xwisit (2,158)
Seat 6: Pupsta (1,616)
Seat 7: A4Cabrio (860)
Seat 8: LUCYGOOSEY_22 (2,592)
Seat 9: doUknowshon (1,730)
Magic Puppy posts the small blind of 100
PINGUFU posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Xwisit [Ac Kc Qd Kd]
8ball Joker folds
Xwisit raises to 700
Pupsta raises to 1,616, and is all in
A4Cabrio folds
LUCYGOOSEY_22 folds
doUknowshon folds
Magic Puppy folds
PINGUFU folds
Xwisit calls 916
Pupsta shows [As Th Jd Ah]
Xwisit shows [Ac Kc Qd Kd]
*** FLOP *** [Ks 2h 7d]
*** TURN *** [Ks 2h 7d] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 2h 7d 2d] [Ad]
Pupsta shows a full house, Aces full of Twos
Xwisit shows a full house, Kings full of Twos
Pupsta wins the pot (3,532) with a full house, Aces full of Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,532 | Rake 0
Board: [Ks 2h 7d 2d Ad]
Seat 1: Magic Puppy (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: PINGUFU (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: 8ball Joker didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Xwisit showed [Ac Kc Qd Kd] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Twos
Seat 6: Pupsta showed [As Th Jd Ah] and won (3,532) with a full house, Aces full of Twos
Seat 7: A4Cabrio didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: LUCYGOOSEY_22 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: doUknowshon (button) didn't bet (folded)
Hand #2 (the very next hand)
Full Tilt Poker Game #6440938443: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (48945273), Table 1 - 100/200 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 16:34:23 ET - 2008/05/16
Seat 1: Magic Puppy (1,047)
Seat 2: PINGUFU (865), is sitting out
Seat 4: 8ball Joker (2,332)
Seat 5: Xwisit (542)
Seat 6: Pupsta (3,532)
Seat 7: A4Cabrio (860)
Seat 8: LUCYGOOSEY_22 (2,592)
Seat 9: doUknowshon (1,730)
PINGUFU posts the small blind of 100
8ball Joker posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Xwisit [Qs Qd 5s Kd]
Xwisit: that really figures
Xwisit has 15 seconds left to act
Xwisit raises to 542, and is all in
Pupsta calls 542
A4Cabrio folds
LUCYGOOSEY_22 folds
doUknowshon folds
Magic Puppy calls 542
PINGUFU folds
8ball Joker calls 342
*** FLOP *** [Ah 4h Th]
8ball Joker bets 1,790, and is all in
Pupsta folds
Magic Puppy folds
8ball Joker shows [2h 3h 9d 3s]
Xwisit shows [Qs Qd 5s Kd]
Uncalled bet of 1,790 returned to 8ball Joker
*** TURN *** [Ah 4h Th] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [Ah 4h Th 4d] [7s]
8ball Joker shows a flush, Ace high
Xwisit: lol
Xwisit shows two pair, Queens and Fours
8ball Joker wins the pot (2,268) with a flush, Ace high
Xwisit stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,268 | Rake 0
Board: [Ah 4h Th 4d 7s]
Seat 1: Magic Puppy (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: PINGUFU (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: 8ball Joker (big blind) showed [2h 3h 9d 3s] and won (2,268) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: Xwisit showed [Qs Qd 5s Kd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fours
Seat 6: Pupsta folded on the Flop
Seat 7: A4Cabrio didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: LUCYGOOSEY_22 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: doUknowshon didn't bet (folded)
Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker Game #6440932492: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (48945273), Table 1 - 100/200 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 16:33:51 ET - 2008/05/16
Seat 1: Magic Puppy (1,147)
Seat 2: PINGUFU (1,065), is sitting out
Seat 4: 8ball Joker (2,332)
Seat 5: Xwisit (2,158)
Seat 6: Pupsta (1,616)
Seat 7: A4Cabrio (860)
Seat 8: LUCYGOOSEY_22 (2,592)
Seat 9: doUknowshon (1,730)
Magic Puppy posts the small blind of 100
PINGUFU posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Xwisit [Ac Kc Qd Kd]
8ball Joker folds
Xwisit raises to 700
Pupsta raises to 1,616, and is all in
A4Cabrio folds
LUCYGOOSEY_22 folds
doUknowshon folds
Magic Puppy folds
PINGUFU folds
Xwisit calls 916
Pupsta shows [As Th Jd Ah]
Xwisit shows [Ac Kc Qd Kd]
*** FLOP *** [Ks 2h 7d]
*** TURN *** [Ks 2h 7d] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 2h 7d 2d] [Ad]
Pupsta shows a full house, Aces full of Twos
Xwisit shows a full house, Kings full of Twos
Pupsta wins the pot (3,532) with a full house, Aces full of Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,532 | Rake 0
Board: [Ks 2h 7d 2d Ad]
Seat 1: Magic Puppy (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: PINGUFU (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: 8ball Joker didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Xwisit showed [Ac Kc Qd Kd] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Twos
Seat 6: Pupsta showed [As Th Jd Ah] and won (3,532) with a full house, Aces full of Twos
Seat 7: A4Cabrio didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: LUCYGOOSEY_22 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: doUknowshon (button) didn't bet (folded)
Hand #2 (the very next hand)
Full Tilt Poker Game #6440938443: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (48945273), Table 1 - 100/200 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 16:34:23 ET - 2008/05/16
Seat 1: Magic Puppy (1,047)
Seat 2: PINGUFU (865), is sitting out
Seat 4: 8ball Joker (2,332)
Seat 5: Xwisit (542)
Seat 6: Pupsta (3,532)
Seat 7: A4Cabrio (860)
Seat 8: LUCYGOOSEY_22 (2,592)
Seat 9: doUknowshon (1,730)
PINGUFU posts the small blind of 100
8ball Joker posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Xwisit [Qs Qd 5s Kd]
Xwisit: that really figures
Xwisit has 15 seconds left to act
Xwisit raises to 542, and is all in
Pupsta calls 542
A4Cabrio folds
LUCYGOOSEY_22 folds
doUknowshon folds
Magic Puppy calls 542
PINGUFU folds
8ball Joker calls 342
*** FLOP *** [Ah 4h Th]
8ball Joker bets 1,790, and is all in
Pupsta folds
Magic Puppy folds
8ball Joker shows [2h 3h 9d 3s]
Xwisit shows [Qs Qd 5s Kd]
Uncalled bet of 1,790 returned to 8ball Joker
*** TURN *** [Ah 4h Th] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [Ah 4h Th 4d] [7s]
8ball Joker shows a flush, Ace high
Xwisit: lol
Xwisit shows two pair, Queens and Fours
8ball Joker wins the pot (2,268) with a flush, Ace high
Xwisit stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,268 | Rake 0
Board: [Ah 4h Th 4d 7s]
Seat 1: Magic Puppy (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: PINGUFU (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: 8ball Joker (big blind) showed [2h 3h 9d 3s] and won (2,268) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: Xwisit showed [Qs Qd 5s Kd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fours
Seat 6: Pupsta folded on the Flop
Seat 7: A4Cabrio didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: LUCYGOOSEY_22 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: doUknowshon didn't bet (folded)
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