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  • FAVORITISM!!!

    Damn, wish I had boobs.

    Mark
  • DrTyore wrote: »
    FAVORITISM!!!

    Damn, wish I had boobs.

    Mark


    Or the ability to spell 'favouritism'?
  • Love the other tabs in your browser - well played ma'am.
  • Graham, do you really think that sucking up to Kristy will work? Hmmm, maybe I should try.
  • Love the other tabs in your browser - well played ma'am.
    lol, didn't notice that.... Well done water....
  • Jokes on him...he could have had my favour for $0.04 to $0.06!

    ;)
  • Love the other tabs in your browser - well played ma'am.
    what, no cockpump website?

    by any chance was this your share for the increased advertising revenue due to incremental site traffic?
  • DrTyore wrote: »
    FAVORITISM!!!

    Damn, wish I had boobs.

    Mark


    No you don't. I am starting to get some... it's not cool.
  • No you don't. I am starting to get some... it's not cool.
    Damn, just spit coffee all over my keyboard.... n1
  • No you don't. I am starting to get some... it's not cool.

    you're my favourite. POST MORE!:h:
  • BIDDING WAR!!!!!!

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  • Offer pending....

    I think beer is worth more than cents

    Mark
  • I will not be overbid!
  • lol, top mine if you can... My mustache is a little itchy tho.... :)

    *******************************************
    Hello compuease,


    We have transferred $0.69 from your account to 'Kristy_Sea' as per your request.

    Good luck to you both.


    Regards,

    PokerStars Cashier
  • compuease wrote: »
    lol, top mine if you can... My mustache is a little itchy tho.... :)

    *******************************************
    Hello compuease,


    We have transferred $0.69 from your account to 'Kristy_Sea' as per your request.

    Good luck to you both.


    Regards,

    PokerStars Cashier
    insta-ban this pervert
  • Is it poor form to say that this is my fav. thread ever- when I started it?

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    I'M RICH!

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  • pkrfce9 wrote: »
    insta-ban this pervert
    Get yer mind outa the gutter!
  • Now we want to see you really run this up Kristy so we can all say we knew you when.... GL...
  • lol..I was thinking that. I'm leaving for a MINIGOLF throwdown with Pete (trip report to follow)...but I'm going to see what I can do with this tomorrow afternoon.
  • what does the winner get? there just might be $3.48 waiting for you at the poker desk the next time you visit our favourite poker 'pit'...

    congrats kristy on making cool_teen your bitch.
  • Sure why not... I'm in.. enjoy the transfer
  • Couldn't sleep

    in:$1.93 (cumulative bids)
    out: $6.33

    approx. 45 min of nut peddling...

    off to lead the lifestyle this unexpected influx of $$$$ has afforded me!!
  • Fantastic! Knew we invested in the right girl...
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    off to lead the lifestyle this unexpected influx of $$$$ has afforded me!!

    back from buying my coffee.
  • hahahah...I'm playing .02/.05 i think..and they're shit talking each other:

    AdzISGay: all AK is is a drawing hand
    AdzISGay: so the idea is to draw as much as possible
    mr. stich: yup lost many times with it
    Ilovemuch$$: haha youre a donk
    AdzISGay: which is why u have to play post flop poker wiv it
    Ilovemuch$$: i had AKs..he is a pushing fish..i knew i had the better hand
    AdzISGay: cuz all ur bassically doing is going all in on a coin flip
    Ilovemuch$$: +ev obv
    Dealer: huntersr has two pair, Eights and Sevens
    Dealer: mr. stich has two pair, Eights and Threes
    Dealer: Game #17306452474: huntersr wins pot ($1.95) with two pair, Eights and Sevens
    AdzISGay: even if i held 22 im ahead of ur ak sir
    Ilovemuch$$: i knew who i was playing..
    AdzISGay: bad shove imo
    AdzISGay: u sahd called allin imo
    mr. stich: lol glad u think so
    AdzISGay: but how were u to kno wthat
    AdzISGay: its very complex
    mr. stich: but i bet i've played gameu u only dream of
    AdzISGay: wat
    mr. stich: i've played 5 k buy in games many times
    AdzISGay: lol
    Dealer: huntersr has a straight, Nine to King
    Dealer: Game #17306464924: huntersr wins pot ($6.10) with a straight, Nine to King
    AdzISGay: u must have done well thats y ur back at these limits
    AdzISGay: gg sir
    mr. stich: right now i'm "not playing poker"
    mr. stich: the wife won't allow it anymore lol
    Dealer: Game #17306480143: Kristy_Sea wins pot ($0.10)
    AdzISGay: or are u trying to gather enuff money to pay ur credit card bills
    mr. stich: i did pretty well got a seat in montecarlo ept
    AdzISGay: balance transfer ur visa to play 5000 nl
    AdzISGay: imo
    AdzISGay: gg people
    Dealer: Game #17306484169: Kristy_Sea wins pot ($0.40)
    AdzISGay: i love much
    mr. stich: lol
    AdzISGay: bad as.s move wiv ur ak
    mr. stich: no more visa

    EDIT: its .05/.10 and by Kristy, not Mario
  • Obv. Mario is not that good.
  • oh man!

    PokerStars Game #17309586829: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2008/05/09 - 13:08:41 (ET)
    Table 'Dabih II' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: slickydoo ($11.85 in chips)
    Seat 2: benny1017 ($5 in chips)
    Seat 3: xxxx Playa x ($15.25 in chips)
    Seat 4: csyga ($13.60 in chips)
    Seat 5: Kristy_Sea ($3.50 in chips)
    Seat 6: shaktale66 ($5.65 in chips)
    Seat 7: deigojd ($9.65 in chips)
    Seat 8: Rider8484 ($5.55 in chips)
    Seat 9: LordLeynad ($9.20 in chips)
    deigojd: posts small blind $0.05
    Rider8484: posts big blind $0.10
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Kristy_Sea [9s Td]
    LordLeynad: folds
    slickydoo: calls $0.10
    benny1017: calls $0.10
    xxxx Playa x: folds
    csyga: folds
    Kristy_Sea: raises $0.30 to $0.40
    shaktale66: folds
    deigojd: calls $0.35
    Rider8484: folds
    slickydoo: calls $0.30
    benny1017: calls $0.30
    *** FLOP *** [8h 9c Jh]
    deigojd: checks
    slickydoo: checks
    benny1017: checks
    Kristy_Sea: bets $3.10 and is all-in
    deigojd: folds
    slickydoo: folds
    benny1017: calls $3.10
    *** TURN *** [8h 9c Jh] [Qc]
    *** RIVER *** [8h 9c Jh Qc] [6c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    benny1017: shows [Tc 5c] (a flush, Queen high)
    Kristy_Sea: mucks hand
    benny1017 collected $7.55 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $7.90 | Rake $0.35
    Board [8h 9c Jh Qc 6c]
    Seat 1: slickydoo folded on the Flop
    Seat 2: benny1017 showed [Tc 5c] and won ($7.55) with a flush, Queen high
    Seat 3: xxxx Playa x folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: csyga folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: Kristy_Sea mucked [9s Td]
    Seat 6: shaktale66 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: deigojd (small blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 8: Rider8484 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: LordLeynad folded before Flop (didn't bet)


    balance= $6.70
  • Mario, get off Kristy's account.
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