FU FTP Poker and FU April too

cadillaccadillac
in Brags, Beats & Variance
FullTiltPoker Game #6216587642: Table Clayton (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:58:27 ET - 2008/04/28
Seat 1: kebz321 ($16)
Seat 2: nittany31 ($55.80)
Seat 3: IJackit ($73.45)
Seat 4: bigbob25 ($128.80)
Seat 5: CraigB10 ($19.20)
Seat 6: BlueOyster Bar ($49.85)
nittany31 posts the small blind of $0.25
IJackit posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1

Holecards:
Dealt to IJackit [ clubA.gifspadeA.gif ]
bigbob25 folds
CraigB10 folds
BlueOyster Bar raises to $1.75
kebz321 folds
nittany31 folds
IJackit has 15 seconds left to act
IJackit raises to $6
BlueOyster Bar calls $4.25

Flop :
[ heart7.gifdiamA.gifdiam4.gif ]
IJackit has 15 seconds left to act
IJackit checks
BlueOyster Bar bets $7
IJackit has 15 seconds left to act
IJackit calls $7

Turn :
[ heart7.gifdiamA.gifdiam4.gif ] [ diam6.gif ]
IJackit checks
BlueOyster Bar bets $20
IJackit raises to $60.45, and is all in
BlueOyster Bar calls $16.85, and is all in
IJackit shows [ clubA.gifspadeA.gif ]
BlueOyster Bar shows [ diamQ.gifheartQ.gif ]
Uncalled bet of $23 .60 returned to IJackit

River:
[ heart7.gifdiamA.gifdiam4.gifdiam6.gif ] [ diam2.gif ]
IJackit shows three of a kind Aces
BlueOyster Bar shows a flush Ace high
BlueOyster Bar wins the pot ($96 .95) with a flush Ace high
IJackit adds $26 .40

SUMMARY:
Total pot $99.95 | Rake $3
Board:
[ heart7.gifdiamA.gifdiam4.gifdiam6.gifdiam2.gif ]
Seat 1: kebz321 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: nittany31 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: IJackit (big blind) showed [ clubA.gifspadeA.gif ] and lost with three of a kind Aces
Seat 4: bigbob25 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: CraigB10 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: BlueOyster Bar showed [ diamQ.gifheartQ.gif ] and won ($96 .95) with a flush Ace high



FullTiltPoker Game #6216625827: Table Marrow (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:01:22 ET - 2008/04/28
Seat 1: emoneypitt ($107.45)
Seat 2: IJackit ($51.50)
Seat 3: serbianwarrior ($69.10)
Seat 4: barbie010 ($50.15)
Seat 5: I R smrt ($68.55)
Seat 6: YasouOpa ($14.80)
barbie010 posts the small blind of $0.25
I R smrt posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #3

Holecards:
Dealt to IJackit [ diamA.gifdiam7.gif ]
YasouOpa folds
emoneypitt folds
IJackit has 15 seconds left to act
IJackit raises to $1.75
serbianwarrior has been disconnected
serbianwarrior has reconnected
serbianwarrior calls $1.75
barbie010 folds
I R smrt folds

Flop :
[ spade2.gifclub7.gifheartQ.gif ]
IJackit has 15 seconds left to act
IJackit bets $3.75
serbianwarrior has been disconnected
serbianwarrior has reconnected
serbianwarrior calls $3.75

Turn :
[ spade2.gifclub7.gifheartQ.gif ] [ heart7.gif ]
IJackit has 15 seconds left to act
IJackit checks
serbianwarrior bets $15.50
IJackit has 15 seconds left to act
IJackit calls $15.50

River :
[ spade2.gifclub7.gifheartQ.gifheart7.gif ] [ clubK.gif ]
IJackit has 15 seconds left to act
IJackit bets $30.50 and is all in
serbianwarrior calls $30.50

Showdown :
IJackit shows [ diamA.gifdiam7.gif ] three of a kind Sevens
serbianwarrior shows [ spade7.gifspadeK.gif ] a full house Sevens full of Kings
serbianwarrior wins the pot ($100 .75) with a full house Sevens full of Kings
IJackit adds $50

SUMMARY:
Total pot $103 .75 | Rake $3
Board:
[ spade2.gifclub7.gifheartQ.gifheart7.gifclubK.gif ]
Seat 1: emoneypitt didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: IJackit showed [ diamA.gifdiam7.gif ] and lost with three of a kind Sevens
Seat 3: serbianwarrior (button) showed [ spade7.gifspadeK.gif ] and won ($100 .75) with a full house Sevens full of Kings
Seat 4: barbie010 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: I R smrt (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: YasouOpa didn't bet (folded)

No wonder I can't get unstuck this F#!%%#^%^@%#$ month.

F%^#&##$^& you and the F@#@#$^^ horse you rode in on.

DIAGF and YSSCKY you F#@%#$^@ God Forsaken excuse for a poker site

Comments

  • GTA PokerGTA Poker
    lol, hand converters are your friend
  • cadillaccadillac
    like i can be bothered to convert that horseshit
  • actyperactyper
    Nice, reminds me of my Feb.
  • zunni74zunni74
    This is my April too.. I don't know wtf is going on anymore, but I used to like going into coin flips ahead.. Now it really doesn't matter because I'll get drawn out on regardless.
  • cadillaccadillac
    zunni74 wrote: »
    but I used to like going into coin flips ahead

    "The future ain't what it used to be"
  • zunni74zunni74
    cadillac wrote: »
    "The future ain't what it used to be"

    T
    R
    U
    T
    H

    In SnG's you basically have to win 1 or 2 coin flips, so I like going into them ahead, even better if you can be dominating your oppt. But lately, it's draw out city... population... me.
  • GTA PokerGTA Poker
    zunni74 wrote: »
    T
    R
    U
    T
    H

    In SnG's you basically have to win 1 or 2 coin flips, so I like going into them ahead, even better if you can be dominating your oppt. But lately, it's draw out city... population... me.

    you realize the term coinflip means 50:50 or a close approximation?
  • zunni74zunni74
    GTA Poker wrote: »
    you realize the term coinflip means 50:50 or a close approximation?

    Yes.. and going into a coin flip up 54:46 would be me going in winning...

    Dominating hands are something else. I apologize for putting them in the same sentence. I see how you might have thought I was insane.
  • BBC ZBBC Z
    you realize the term coinflip means 50:50 or a close approximation?

    Zunni only flips imbalanced coins.
  • zunni74zunni74
    BBC Z wrote: »
    Zunni only flips imbalanced coins.
    Only if they are in my favour.. :)
  • cadillaccadillac
    "This is like deja vu all over again."
  • g2g2
    zunni74 wrote: »
    Only if they are in my favour.. :)
    LOL, you can't have a coinflip that's in your favour. If you're ahead, you're ahead. It's only called a coinflip if its ~50:50.

    /g2
  • cadillaccadillac
    g2 wrote: »
    LOL, you can't have a coinflip that's in your favour. If you're ahead, you're ahead. It's only called a coinflip if its ~50:50.

    LOL. Please provide example of an exact 50/50


    provide a pic of a hot chick as well. This thread needs a hot chick!
  • g2g2
    cadillac wrote: »
    LOL. Please provide example of an exact 50/50
    ~ It's called a tilda, and it means "approximately".

    /g2
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    cadillac wrote: »
    provide a pic of a hot chick as well. This thread needs a hot chick!

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  • cadillaccadillac
    g2 wrote: »
    ~ It's called a tilda, and it means "approximately".

    /g2


    hehehe. zunni's 54/46 didn't cut the mustard with you so I just trying to figure out where the line is.


    Fine. I'll do it.



    Jessica-Alba-nude.jpg
  • cadillaccadillac
    I like mine better
  • g2g2
    cadillac wrote: »
    LOL. Please provide example of an exact 50/50
    Done and done haha :)

    Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

    10,273,824 games 0.066 secs 155,664,000 games/sec

    Board:
    Dead:

    equity win tie pots won pots tied
    Hand 0: 50.000% 02.08% 47.92% 214008 4922904.00 { 22 }
    Hand 1: 50.000% 02.08% 47.92% 214008 4922904.00 { 22 }

    /g2
  • zunni74zunni74
    g2 wrote: »
    LOL, you can't have a coinflip that's in your favour. If you're ahead, you're ahead. It's only called a coinflip if its ~50:50.

    /g2

    wat??

    I have 22 you have AKo

    equity win tie pots won pots tied
    Hand 0: 52.649% 52.34% 00.31% 64528740 380250.00 { 22 }
    Hand 1: 47.351% 47.04% 00.31% 57996648 380250.00 { AKo }

    you win essentially 50% of the time.. This would be considered a coin-flip yet..... I'm ahead.
  • zunni74zunni74
    zunni74 wrote: »
    wat??

    I have 22 you have AKo

    equity win tie pots won pots tied
    Hand 0: 52.649% 52.34% 00.31% 64528740 380250.00 { 22 }
    Hand 1: 47.351% 47.04% 00.31% 57996648 380250.00 { AKo }

    you win essentially 50% of the time.. This would be considered a coin-flip yet..... I'm ahead.

    even better

    equity win tie pots won pots tied
    Hand 0: 50.107% 49.78% 00.32% 20458116 133374.00 { 22 }
    Hand 1: 49.893% 49.57% 00.32% 20370432 133374.00 { AKs }

    coin flip.. but I'm ahead..
  • g2g2
    g2 wrote: »
    LOL, you can't have a coinflip that's in your favour. If you're ahead, you're ahead. It's only called a coinflip if its ~50:50.

    /g2
    Admittedly, I shouldn't post anything even remotely mathy so early in the morning.

    /g2
  • cadillaccadillac
    g2 wrote: »
    Admittedly, I shouldn't post anything even remotely mathy so early in the morning.

    /g2

    LOL.jpg
  • g2g2
    Like I said... so early in the morning

    /g2 <--- student, duh
  • ChuckielandChuckieland
    cad
    i'll update my blog, in few day
    view it. you'll feel a lot better.
    anal raping 16BI down in the toilet.
    i am getting pretty sick of FTP now.
    Full Tilt Poker Game #6242134618: Table St Croix (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:01:55 ET - 2008/04/30
    Seat 1: Seppo Winnipeg ($98)
    Seat 2: jrotsen ($36.55)
    Seat 3: NickyJB ($51.20)
    Seat 4: allyasia ($63.50)
    Seat 5: susie777 ($0), is sitting out
    Seat 6: theR ($50)
    allyasia posts the small blind of $0.25
    theR posts the big blind of $0.50
    The button is in seat #3
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to allyasia [Kc Ad]
    jrotsen: lol
    Seppo Winnipeg raises to $1.75
    jrotsen folds
    NickyJB folds
    susie777 adds $20
    jrotsen: too funny
    susie777 has returned
    allyasia raises to $5.75
    theR adds $0.50
    theR folds
    Seppo Winnipeg calls $4
    *** FLOP *** [Kh Ac 6c]
    allyasia checks
    Seppo Winnipeg bets $8
    susie777 adds $20
    allyasia raises to $36
    Seppo Winnipeg raises to $64
    allyasia calls $21.75, and is all in
    Seppo Winnipeg shows [Qs Th]
    allyasia shows [Kc Ad]
    jrotsen has been disconnected
    Uncalled bet of $6.25 returned to Seppo Winnipeg
    *** TURN *** [Kh Ac 6c] [Jh]
    jrotsen has reconnected
    *** RIVER *** [Kh Ac 6c Jh] [3h]
    Seppo Winnipeg shows a straight, Ace high
    allyasia shows two pair, Aces and Kings
    Seppo Winnipeg wins the pot ($124.50) with a straight, Ace high
    allyasia adds $50
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $127.50 | Rake $3
    Board: [Kh Ac 6c Jh 3h]
    Seat 1: Seppo Winnipeg showed [Qs Th] and won ($124.50) with a straight, Ace high
    Seat 2: jrotsen didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: NickyJB (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: allyasia (small blind) showed [Kc Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
    Seat 5: susie777 is sitting out
    Seat 6: theR (big blind) folded before the Flop
  • cadillaccadillac
    oddly enough I your villain in my database. LOL

    16 hands
    87.5 VPIP
    56.25 PFR
    ($67.05) Net
    (419.06) BB/100


    I have a ton of hands a 50NL on FTP. If you are playing there now let me know and I'll ship them to ya!
  • ChuckielandChuckieland
    thanks for offer
    i may move out of FTP soon....
    move to ongames, going with serval site
    bonus is big clearable, i did like to make it up for 20days of anal raping at FTP.
    i just can't believe the doomswitch lining up for me there.
    turn and river don't like me.
    however Prima, i continue to run hotter then then sun...mainly best hand held up.
    but due to shaddyness by microgaming with tust and eurolinx. I decide to go to Ongame, got some good offer at redkings, hollywood, and tower.
    I must on a really bad run
    tower is my first pick
    500% bonus up to 10k.
    8x clearing rate ( i can do it in 90days easy)
    plus 30% rb. i'm in heaven.
    doing the signup
    TOWER DON'T ACCEPT CANADIAN...........WTF, holly the downswing follow me off the table.

    This hand I normall would call to see the flop.
    but because doomswitch, I decided to play less hand. Folded preflop.
    am i glad i did. FU FTP. FU FU FU
    now tell me, who isn't going broke here? I would if i see that flop.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #6254771987: Table Dawes (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:00:55 ET - 2008/05/02
    Seat 1: Poker IMO ($185.50)
    Seat 2: NastyOldGeezer ($69.90)
    Seat 3: Show da Scrilla ($112.25)
    Seat 4: Pohaku ($94.50)
    Seat 5: Junak ($101.10)
    Seat 6: allyasia ($153.20)
    allyasia posts the small blind of $0.50
    Poker IMO posts the big blind of $1
    The button is in seat #5
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to allyasia [Jd Qd]
    NastyOldGeezer folds
    Show da Scrilla raises to $3.50
    Pohaku folds
    Junak calls $3.50
    allyasia folds
    Poker IMO folds
    *** FLOP *** [Js Jh 3d]
    Show da Scrilla bets $5
    Junak calls $5
    *** TURN *** [Js Jh 3d] [Kd]
    Show da Scrilla checks
    Junak bets $10
    Show da Scrilla raises to $27
    Junak calls $17
    *** RIVER *** [Js Jh 3d Kd] [3h]
    Show da Scrilla bets $72.50
    Junak calls $65.60, and is all in
    Uncalled bet of $6.90 returned to Show da Scrilla
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Show da Scrilla shows [Qc Ah] two pair, Jacks and Threes
    Junak shows [3s 3c] four of a kind, Threes
    Junak wins the pot ($200.70) with four of a kind, Threes
    Show da Scrilla adds $88.85
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $203.70 | Rake $3
    Board: [Js Jh 3d Kd 3h]
    Seat 1: Poker IMO (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: NastyOldGeezer didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: Show da Scrilla showed [Qc Ah] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Threes
    Seat 4: Pohaku didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: Junak (button) showed [3s 3c] and won ($200.70) with four of a kind, Threes
    Seat 6: allyasia (small blind) folded before the Flop
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