How to lose 50$ on 2 hands !

InsaneGuyInsaneGuy
in Brags, Beats & Variance
People play like donks on this site... so first hand I really thought I was ahead by like a fking mile ...

PokerStars Game #16961850087: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/04/24 - 13:56:01 (ET)
Table 'Signe III' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: lostinspades ($44.25 in chips)
Seat 2: W.Coyne ($21.80 in chips)
Seat 3: 69beavis ($26.80 in chips)
Seat 4: muchacho_133 ($8.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Piri1 ($4.75 in chips)
Seat 7: Kaluza22 ($13.30 in chips)
Seat 8: InsaneGuy ($21.50 in chips)
Seat 9: ainomieli? ($18.65 in chips)
swytersoft will be allowed to play after the button
Piri1: posts small blind $0.10
Kaluza22: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to InsaneGuy [Th Kc]
InsaneGuy: calls $0.25
ainomieli?: calls $0.25
lostinspades: folds
W.Coyne: raises $0.75 to $1
69beavis: folds
muchacho_133: folds
Piri1: folds
Kaluza22: folds
InsaneGuy: calls $0.75
ainomieli?: calls $0.75
*** FLOP *** [Tc Js Ks]
InsaneGuy: bets $1
ainomieli?: calls $1
W.Coyne: raises $3.75 to $4.75
InsaneGuy: raises $15.75 to $20.50 and is all-in
ainomieli?: calls $16.65 and is all-in
W.Coyne: calls $15.75
*** TURN *** [Tc Js Ks] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [Tc Js Ks 5s] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
InsaneGuy: shows [Th Kc] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
W.Coyne: shows [Ac Qd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
W.Coyne collected $5.50 from side pot
ainomieli?: mucks hand
W.Coyne collected $53.50 from main pot



This is an "How to piss me off"


PokerStars Game #16962469057: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/04/24 - 14:24:59 (ET)
Table 'Signe III' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: lostinspades ($56 in chips)
Seat 2: skva ($5 in chips)
Seat 3: smooke28 ($9.65 in chips)
Seat 4: muchacho_133 ($11.20 in chips)
Seat 5: swytersoft ($10.40 in chips)
Seat 6: Piri1 ($4.55 in chips)
Seat 7: Paulus80 ($5.65 in chips)
Seat 8: InsaneGuy ($22.30 in chips)
Seat 9: michsandjr ($17.40 in chips)
InsaneGuy: posts small blind $0.10
michsandjr: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to InsaneGuy [Jh 9h]
lostinspades: raises $0.75 to $1
skva: folds
smooke28: folds
muchacho_133: folds
swytersoft: folds
Piri1: folds
Paulus80: folds
InsaneGuy: calls $0.90
michsandjr: folds
*** FLOP *** [4s Js 9d]
InsaneGuy: bets $1.50
lostinspades: raises $1.50 to $3
InsaneGuy: raises $6.25 to $9.25
lostinspades: calls $6.25
*** TURN *** [4s Js 9d] [6d]
InsaneGuy: bets $12.05 and is all-in
lostinspades: calls $12.05
*** RIVER *** [4s Js 9d 6d] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
InsaneGuy: shows [Jh 9h] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
lostinspades: shows [6s Ts] (a flush, Jack high)
lostinspades collected $42.70 from pot
lostinspades is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $44.85 | Rake $2.15
Board [4s Js 9d 6d 3s]

Comments

  • InsaneGuyInsaneGuy
    I'm so fucking sick and tired of the bullshit on Stars... the guy kept on hitting his fucking miracle fucking card on river ALL THE FUCKING TIME not only against me against EVERYONE AT THE FUCKING TABLE.

    WHAT THE FUCK.

    Anyways... no more playing on that fucking stupid poker bullshit site it's so fucking filled with luckbox who hits their fucking miracle card all the time while playing like stupid fucking donks.


    I feel better now.
  • UnknownUnknown
    The first hand you played pretty bad, limp calling out of position. Second hand is a maybe for me, since I'm a sucker for these kinds of hands(did I mention I'm a losing player?)

    In the first hand, your moving all in on that super draw heavy board, even when you are ahead, you could be in tough shape.

    Plus, you were playing the pot against Wayne Coyne, lead singer of the Flaming Lips, that guy is fucking clairvoyant man. You never stood a chance.
  • UnknownUnknown
    InsaneGuy wrote: »
    I'm so fucking sick and tired of the bullshit on Stars... the guy kept on hitting his fucking miracle fucking card on river ALL THE FUCKING TIME not only against me against EVERYONE AT THE FUCKING TABLE.

    WHAT THE FUCK.

    Anyways... no more playing on that fucking stupid poker bullshit site it's so fucking filled with luckbox who hits their fucking miracle card all the time while playing like stupid fucking donks.


    I feel better now.

    By miracle card are you referring to when your opponent flops the nuts?
  • InsaneGuyInsaneGuy
    ohhh I know the first hand was bad
    I'm not even complaining about that one... maybe a wee bit the fact that I was completly card dead so I thought I'd give this one a shot... people play bad maybe he had like AK and I'd stack him with his high card, you now...

    But yeah it was a dumb move ...

    The 2nd hand just like... I was in awe.
  • actyperactyper
    Better your hand selection and hopefully you post more brags than beats.

    Limp utg with KTo = never
    Calling with J9s to just an utg raiser = never
  • philliiveyphilliivey
    dino beat me to it, ya your pushing to hard on heavy draw boards, if you know your opponents are donks they are going to call anyway esp on stupid stars where stars is going to reward them.

    are you keeping track of what hands your opponents play and how loose and tight they are?
  • InsaneGuyInsaneGuy
    I know I shouldn't have been in the pot on both hand in the first time... especially with an UTG raiser I cannot agree more and usually I'd fold on a heartbeat... BUT the guy was a complete jerk (2nd hand) and he raised with crap so I thought I'd get him if I hit and run away if I didn't ...

    But yeah he hit his spades on the river... too bad I guess....
    610s.... lol

    anyways
  • 13CARDS13CARDS
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  • cadillaccadillac
    Thanks. I buddy listed that fish.....









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  • InsaneGuyInsaneGuy
    lol
    Go ahead, heck I'd list myself as a fish if I could take my own money!

    Like I said... I know I've made a shit decision in the first hand but not the second... say whatever you want I knew he had crap and he did... sadly he got lucky.

    But yea... I suck at poker, sadly...
  • ChuckielandChuckieland
    InsaneGuy wrote: »
    lol
    Go ahead, heck I'd list myself as a fish if I could take my own money!

    Like I said... I know I've made a shit decision in the first hand but not the second... say whatever you want I knew he had crap and he did... sadly he got lucky.

    But yea... I suck at poker, sadly...
    1. once you get used to those badbeat,.....you'll start seem the even worse kind.....just so you know.
    villian hitting that flush or straight, i don't consider them badbeat anymore......since it's a 8 outter and 9 outter.
    there will be time, you keep getting nail by that 2 outter and 1 outter.

    2.unless you have reload, why are you playing 25NL?
    you just post that you are gonna be real about br mgt, now you play 25NL with $50bux????

    3. Do yourself a favorite, don't play at the site that offer no reward for small volume player.......leave stars now

    4. get yourself some kind of bankroll say $3-500.
    go to PSO for see their cash bonus offer, and start picking site.
    this way, you can clear poker bonus, and pso bonus.
    you are missing out alot of free money by insisting playing at Pstars.

    5. stox poker has promotion with lucky ace poker (888.com skin) all you need to do is get 3 lucky ace point to qualify 6 month free membership.
    you get to learn cash and SNG from the pro.
    3 lucky ace poker point, should take you less then 5 minute to clear in 25NL.

    6. buy pokertracker or hold'em manager. or sng wizard.
    so you can view your mistake, and improve your skill.

    IF it make you feel better
    i drop $175 yesturday, and i drop $466 today.....i have set stop loss at 3BI, but somehow go on monkey tilt...........
    good luck
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