Brag: My first attempt at trash talk
Go ahead an criticize my play if you like, but what I am really interested in is pointers on my trash talk. However, after reading too much donkey commentary when playing online, I finally started to push back. Any suggestions for improving my trash talk is welcome.
Full Tilt Poker Game #6064125552: $28,000 Guarantee (45471071), Table 107 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:28:29 ET - 2008/04/16
Seat 1: waltsfriend (4,035)
Seat 2: Keebler Killer (3,210)
Seat 3: monstermash5 (1,341)
Seat 4: JProyal (2,845)
Seat 5: lilfishy897 (3,710)
Seat 6: Sahla (2,635)
Seat 7: victorytobee (2,976)
Seat 8: TimHortons-OK (2,690)
Seat 9: 11_mile (3,558 )
monstermash5 posts the small blind of 25
JProyal posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to waltsfriend [3h Ah]
lilfishy897 folds
Sahla calls 50
victorytobee folds
TimHortons-OK folds
11_mile folds
waltsfriend calls 50
Keebler Killer folds
monstermash5 calls 25
JProyal checks
*** FLOP *** [7c As Qs]
monstermash5 checks
JProyal checks
Sahla bets 165
waltsfriend calls 165
monstermash5 folds
JProyal folds
*** TURN *** [7c As Qs] [4d]
Sahla has 15 seconds left to act
Sahla bets 530
waltsfriend calls 530
*** RIVER *** [7c As Qs 4d] [8h]
Sahla has 15 seconds left to act
Sahla bets 1,590
waltsfriend calls 1,590
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Sahla shows [Ts 7s] a pair of Sevens
waltsfriend shows [3h Ah] a pair of Aces
waltsfriend wins the pot (4,770) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,770 | Rake 0
Board: [7c As Qs 4d 8h]
Seat 1: waltsfriend showed [3h Ah] and won (4,770) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: Keebler Killer (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: monstermash5 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: JProyal (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: lilfishy897 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Sahla showed [Ts 7s] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 7: victorytobee didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: TimHortons-OK didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: 11_mile didn't bet (folded)
Dealer: Hand #6064142300
Sahla: what a chimp call down
Dealer: Sahla has 15 seconds left to act
Sahla: fn worst players here
Keebler Killer: LOL
Sahla: idiot
waltsfriend: pretty clear bluff
Sahla: a 3.. it's soooooted.........
Sahla: i'll keep calling..
Sahla: ur terrible..
waltsfriend: just playing the player
Sahla: what you like mos thte sooted or the kicker?
Dealer: 11_mile wins the pot (125)
Dealer: Hand #6064153701
Sahla: fk nut
Dealer: waltsfriend has 15 seconds left to act
waltsfriend: the fact that I knew you didn't have the ace beaten
Dealer: Sahla has 15 seconds left to act
waltsfriend: by the way, 10-7 suited is a great preflop hand out of position
Dealer: Sahla has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Keebler Killer shows [Qs 6s]
Dealer: Sahla shows [8d 7s]
Dealer: Keebler Killer shows two pair, Queens and Threes
Dealer: Sahla shows two pair, Sevens and Threes
Dealer: Keebler Killer wins the pot (650) with two pair, Queens and Threes
Sahla: ok i hvae to focus on bigger tnys..
Tournament Director: The blinds are now 30/60
Dealer: Hand #6064169051
Sahla (Observer): ace soooted man don't fold it..
Sahla (Observer): ever
Keebler Killer: WHAT A SMUCK
Dealer: Keebler Killer has 15 seconds left to act
Sahla (Observer): FU
waltsfriend: not against you
Keebler Killer: ENJOY THE RAIL
Full Tilt Poker Game #6064125552: $28,000 Guarantee (45471071), Table 107 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:28:29 ET - 2008/04/16
Seat 1: waltsfriend (4,035)
Seat 2: Keebler Killer (3,210)
Seat 3: monstermash5 (1,341)
Seat 4: JProyal (2,845)
Seat 5: lilfishy897 (3,710)
Seat 6: Sahla (2,635)
Seat 7: victorytobee (2,976)
Seat 8: TimHortons-OK (2,690)
Seat 9: 11_mile (3,558 )
monstermash5 posts the small blind of 25
JProyal posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to waltsfriend [3h Ah]
lilfishy897 folds
Sahla calls 50
victorytobee folds
TimHortons-OK folds
11_mile folds
waltsfriend calls 50
Keebler Killer folds
monstermash5 calls 25
JProyal checks
*** FLOP *** [7c As Qs]
monstermash5 checks
JProyal checks
Sahla bets 165
waltsfriend calls 165
monstermash5 folds
JProyal folds
*** TURN *** [7c As Qs] [4d]
Sahla has 15 seconds left to act
Sahla bets 530
waltsfriend calls 530
*** RIVER *** [7c As Qs 4d] [8h]
Sahla has 15 seconds left to act
Sahla bets 1,590
waltsfriend calls 1,590
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Sahla shows [Ts 7s] a pair of Sevens
waltsfriend shows [3h Ah] a pair of Aces
waltsfriend wins the pot (4,770) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,770 | Rake 0
Board: [7c As Qs 4d 8h]
Seat 1: waltsfriend showed [3h Ah] and won (4,770) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: Keebler Killer (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: monstermash5 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: JProyal (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: lilfishy897 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Sahla showed [Ts 7s] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 7: victorytobee didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: TimHortons-OK didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: 11_mile didn't bet (folded)
Dealer: Hand #6064142300
Sahla: what a chimp call down
Dealer: Sahla has 15 seconds left to act
Sahla: fn worst players here
Keebler Killer: LOL
Sahla: idiot
waltsfriend: pretty clear bluff
Sahla: a 3.. it's soooooted.........
Sahla: i'll keep calling..
Sahla: ur terrible..
waltsfriend: just playing the player
Sahla: what you like mos thte sooted or the kicker?
Dealer: 11_mile wins the pot (125)
Dealer: Hand #6064153701
Sahla: fk nut
Dealer: waltsfriend has 15 seconds left to act
waltsfriend: the fact that I knew you didn't have the ace beaten
Dealer: Sahla has 15 seconds left to act
waltsfriend: by the way, 10-7 suited is a great preflop hand out of position
Dealer: Sahla has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Keebler Killer shows [Qs 6s]
Dealer: Sahla shows [8d 7s]
Dealer: Keebler Killer shows two pair, Queens and Threes
Dealer: Sahla shows two pair, Sevens and Threes
Dealer: Keebler Killer wins the pot (650) with two pair, Queens and Threes
Sahla: ok i hvae to focus on bigger tnys..
Tournament Director: The blinds are now 30/60
Dealer: Hand #6064169051
Sahla (Observer): ace soooted man don't fold it..
Sahla (Observer): ever
Keebler Killer: WHAT A SMUCK
Dealer: Keebler Killer has 15 seconds left to act
Sahla (Observer): FU
waltsfriend: not against you
Keebler Killer: ENJOY THE RAIL
Comments
Didn't have a good response for the 10,7 out of position though did he?
I like the idea of nailing the douche for the "Sahla: ok i hvae to focus on bigger tnys.."
at low limits you can use these types of conversations to point out that you are a woman if you want more info on your table..doesn't hurt if you've been recently seated or are trying to pidgeon-hole your players since they'll fairly often degenerate into woman-raisers, nice guys etc
just a thought.
LMAO
What's yplcs?
My talking game needs work.
I just ignore the talk box and pretend it isn't there.
I never trash talk at the table live or online.
Boy, are you EVER missing out on alot of comedy!
he sucks, too...
Sahla is exactly the kind of player you want to play heads up for net worth...
I think I'd try to get him in a room heads up, maybe goad him a bit so he thinks he can take you?
Anyone sucessfully done this with trash talk?
the success rate of heads up challenges is close to zero. usually what happens is they challenge you... you accept... they realize you are serious about playing heads up... they back down or you challenge... they accept... they then realize you are actually gonna play... they back down. my all time favourite is the heads up challenge for 1000x times the stakes you are currently playing
Too bad I checked this guy out and he seems to consistently lose a few thousand a month....
Anyone ever got a fish to a heads up match using trash talk?
My cards were pretty uneventfull until KK early made a double the blinds raise, 3 callers, 2,7,Q flop, rainbow, I bet the pot, one caller, one fold, mouthy doubles the bet, I push, ((s)he had been playing crap and I thought what the hell) to get the other player out and go heads up, the other player doesn't leave and of course Mr(s) Mouth called, nothing, nothing turn and river nice pot. Thought for a minute and all I typed was "No Comment?"
(S)he can type quicker and nastier than me! oh well, felt good.