Tilting fun... lol

InsaneGuyInsaneGuy
in Brags, Beats & Variance
So... I was fucking pissed at Stars so I decided to play a 1$ tourney and play like a stupid fuck... you know first card all in, all-in ...
did it the first 2 hands...
here are the result... is Stars rigged towards stupid players...? Hmm... looks like it.

PokerStars Game #16117230907: Tournament #81607085, $1.00+$0.10 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/03/20 - 14:11:08 (ET)
Table '81607085 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: MsStacy (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: JAYWACK (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: Benjolo (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: cashingin1 (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: A Happy Guy (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: Pippimann62 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: InsaneGuy (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: DMJFAN983 (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: Danylo10 (1500 in chips)
JAYWACK: posts small blind 10
Benjolo: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to InsaneGuy [4c 6d]
cashingin1: folds
A Happy Guy: calls 20
cashingin1 is sitting out
Pippimann62: folds
InsaneGuy: calls 20
DMJFAN983: raises 100 to 120
Danylo10: raises 240 to 360
MsStacy: folds
cashingin1 has returned
JAYWACK: folds
Benjolo: folds
A Happy Guy: folds
InsaneGuy: raises 1140 to 1500 and is all-in
DMJFAN983: calls 1380 and is all-in
Danylo10: calls 1140 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [9c 7d 3s]
*** TURN *** [9c 7d 3s] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [9c 7d 3s 9d] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
InsaneGuy: shows [4c 6d] (a straight, Three to Seven)
DMJFAN983: shows [Js As] (a pair of Nines)
Danylo10: shows [Qh Qd] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
InsaneGuy collected 4550 from pot
DMJFAN983 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4550 | Rake 0
Board [9c 7d 3s 9d 5s]
Seat 1: MsStacy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: JAYWACK (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Benjolo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: cashingin1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: A Happy Guy folded before Flop
Seat 6: Pippimann62 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: InsaneGuy showed [4c 6d] and won (4550) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 8: DMJFAN983 showed [Js As] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 9: Danylo10 showed [Qh Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines


PokerStars Game #16117261453: Tournament #81607085, $1.00+$0.10 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/03/20 - 14:12:42 (ET)
Table '81607085 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: MsStacy (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: JAYWACK (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: Benjolo (1480 in chips)
Seat 4: cashingin1 (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: A Happy Guy (1480 in chips)
Seat 6: Pippimann62 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: InsaneGuy (4550 in chips)
Benjolo: posts small blind 10
cashingin1: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to InsaneGuy [5d 4s]
A Happy Guy: folds
Pippimann62: raises 1480 to 1500 and is all-in
InsaneGuy: calls 1500
MsStacy: folds
JAYWACK: folds
Benjolo: folds
cashingin1: folds
*** FLOP *** [6h 4h 5c]
*** TURN *** [6h 4h 5c] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [6h 4h 5c 5h] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Pippimann62: shows [Ac Kc] (a pair of Fives)
InsaneGuy: shows [5d 4s] (a full house, Fives full of Fours)
cashingin1 said, "vnh"
InsaneGuy collected 3030 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3030 | Rake 0
Board [6h 4h 5c 5h 2h]
Seat 1: MsStacy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: JAYWACK (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Benjolo (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: cashingin1 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: A Happy Guy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Pippimann62 showed [Ac Kc] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 7: InsaneGuy showed [5d 4s] and won (3030) with a full house, Fives full of Fours

Comments

  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    So, YOU'RE that guy!!!!
  • GrahamGraham
    LOL....how did u end up doing?
  • InsaneGuyInsaneGuy
    still going strong after a couple more bad beats on my side...

    PokerStars Game #16117398140: Tournament #81607085, $1.00+$0.10 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/03/20 - 14:19:30 (ET)
    Table '81607085 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: LeoXXVI (890 in chips)
    Seat 2: JAYWACK (1180 in chips)
    Seat 3: Benjolo (2900 in chips)
    Seat 4: cashingin1 (1215 in chips)
    Seat 5: A Happy Guy (2020 in chips)
    Seat 6: alphasancho (1430 in chips)
    Seat 7: InsaneGuy (6645 in chips)
    A Happy Guy: posts small blind 15
    alphasancho: posts big blind 30
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to InsaneGuy [Qc Qs]
    InsaneGuy: raises 2610 to 2640
    LeoXXVI: folds
    JAYWACK: folds
    Benjolo: folds
    cashingin1: folds
    A Happy Guy: folds
    alphasancho: calls 1400 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [8d 2d 4h]
    *** TURN *** [8d 2d 4h] [3d]
    *** RIVER *** [8d 2d 4h 3d] [Qh]
    arpeggito is connected
    Titouch is connected
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    alphasancho: shows [Kc Kd] (a pair of Kings)
    InsaneGuy: shows [Qc Qs] (three of a kind, Queens)
    InsaneGuy said, "lol"
    InsaneGuy collected 2875 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2875 | Rake 0
    Board [8d 2d 4h 3d Qh]
    Seat 1: LeoXXVI folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: JAYWACK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Benjolo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: cashingin1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: A Happy Guy (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: alphasancho (big blind) showed [Kc Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
    Seat 7: InsaneGuy showed [Qc Qs] and won (2875) with three of a kind, Queens



    PokerStars Game #16117697938: Tournament #81607085, $1.00+$0.10 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2008/03/20 - 14:34:25 (ET)
    Table '81607085 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: masc69 (970 in chips)
    Seat 2: jimmyg0610 (3705 in chips)
    Seat 4: cashingin1 (2580 in chips)
    Seat 5: A Happy Guy (4755 in chips)
    Seat 6: JAYWACK (4310 in chips)
    Seat 7: InsaneGuy (5510 in chips)
    Seat 8: Titouch (2980 in chips)
    InsaneGuy: posts small blind 75
    Titouch: posts big blind 150
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to InsaneGuy [3s 5d]
    masc69: raises 150 to 300
    jimmyg0610: folds
    cashingin1: folds
    A Happy Guy: folds
    JAYWACK: calls 300
    InsaneGuy: calls 225
    Titouch: calls 150
    *** FLOP *** [5h 4h 5s]
    InsaneGuy: checks
    Titouch: checks
    masc69: bets 670 and is all-in
    JAYWACK: folds
    InsaneGuy: calls 670
    Titouch: folds
    *** TURN *** [5h 4h 5s] [Kd]
    *** RIVER *** [5h 4h 5s Kd] [8d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    InsaneGuy: shows [3s 5d] (three of a kind, Fives)
    masc69: shows [Qh Qd] (two pair, Queens and Fives)
    InsaneGuy collected 2540 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2540 | Rake 0
    Board [5h 4h 5s Kd 8d]
    Seat 1: masc69 showed [Qh Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fives
    Seat 2: jimmyg0610 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: cashingin1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: A Happy Guy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: JAYWACK (button) folded on the Flop
    Seat 7: InsaneGuy (small blind) showed [3s 5d] and won (2540) with three of a kind, Fives
    Seat 8: Titouch (big blind) folded on the Flop


    PokerStars Game #16117712694: Tournament #81607085, $1.00+$0.10 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2008/03/20 - 14:35:08 (ET)
    Table '81607085 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 2: jimmyg0610 (3705 in chips)
    Seat 4: cashingin1 (2580 in chips)
    Seat 5: A Happy Guy (4755 in chips)
    Seat 6: JAYWACK (4010 in chips)
    Seat 7: InsaneGuy (7080 in chips)
    Seat 8: Titouch (2680 in chips)
    Titouch: posts small blind 75
    jimmyg0610: posts big blind 150
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to InsaneGuy [Ts Qs]
    cashingin1: calls 150
    A Happy Guy: folds
    JAYWACK: folds
    moneybagssss is connected
    InsaneGuy: raises 450 to 600
    Titouch: folds
    jimmyg0610: folds
    cashingin1: calls 450
    *** FLOP *** [9h Js Qh]
    cashingin1: bets 1980 and is all-in
    InsaneGuy: calls 1980
    *** TURN *** [9h Js Qh] [Ks]
    *** RIVER *** [9h Js Qh Ks] [7s]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    cashingin1: shows [Tc Kc] (a straight, Nine to King)
    InsaneGuy: shows [Ts Qs] (a flush, King high)
    InsaneGuy collected 5385 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 5385 | Rake 0
    Board [9h Js Qh Ks 7s]
    Seat 2: jimmyg0610 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: cashingin1 showed [Tc Kc] and lost with a straight, Nine to King
    Seat 5: A Happy Guy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: JAYWACK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: InsaneGuy (button) showed [Ts Qs] and won (5385) with a flush, King high
    Seat 8: Titouch (small blind) folded before Flop




    PokerStars Game #16117954439: Tournament #81607085, $1.00+$0.10 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2008/03/20 - 14:46:31 (ET)
    Table '81607085 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: moneybagssss (860 in chips)
    Seat 2: jimmyg0610 (4205 in chips)
    Seat 3: johnsondelux (2035 in chips)
    Seat 4: bboy gambler (5675 in chips)
    Seat 5: A Happy Guy (10220 in chips)
    Seat 6: JAYWACK (3695 in chips)
    Seat 7: InsaneGuy (8490 in chips)
    Seat 9: jane2000 (2055 in chips)
    moneybagssss: posts the ante 25
    jimmyg0610: posts the ante 25
    johnsondelux: posts the ante 25
    bboy gambler: posts the ante 25
    A Happy Guy: posts the ante 25
    JAYWACK: posts the ante 25
    InsaneGuy: posts the ante 25
    jane2000: posts the ante 25
    johnsondelux: posts small blind 200
    bboy gambler: posts big blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to InsaneGuy
    A Happy Guy: calls 400
    JAYWACK: folds
    InsaneGuy: calls 400
    jane2000: folds
    moneybagssss: folds
    jimmyg0610: folds
    johnsondelux: folds
    bboy gambler: checks
    *** FLOP *** [3c Ts 7d]
    bboy gambler: checks
    A Happy Guy: bets 400
    InsaneGuy: calls 400
    bboy gambler: folds
    *** TURN *** [3c Ts 7d] [4s]
    A Happy Guy: bets 400
    InsaneGuy: calls 400
    *** RIVER *** [3c Ts 7d 4s] [Qd]
    A Happy Guy: bets 400
    InsaneGuy: calls 400
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    A Happy Guy: shows [5h Ah] (high card Ace)
    InsaneGuy: shows (a pair of Tens)
    InsaneGuy collected 4000 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 4000 | Rake 0
    Board [3c Ts 7d 4s Qd]
    Seat 1: moneybagssss folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: jimmyg0610 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: johnsondelux (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: bboy gambler (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 5: A Happy Guy showed [5h Ah] and lost with high card Ace
    Seat 6: JAYWACK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: InsaneGuy showed and won (4000) with a pair of Tens
    Seat 9: jane2000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    You have now convinced me that the Stars RNG isn't so R after all!!!

    FIXED I TELL YA!! How else can you explain it!!
  • InsaneGuyInsaneGuy
    It's a load of fun honestly... I feel a bit bad for some of those people but hey that's poker as everyone says ...

    I did a buch of very very stupid calls and even though I did lose most of them all the one I wins gave me so much chips that I was able to keep the chip lead without any real trouble...

    It's weird cuz.. in a way I'm playing without any real pressure, stealing blinds around.. people are actually AFRAID to go in a pot with me lol
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    So are you up or down with this technique?
  • InsaneGuyInsaneGuy
    No data on that yet lol... plus I wouldn't dare try it on higher buy in...
    It was just a "vent experience" ... but it's really disturbing.
  • InsaneGuyInsaneGuy
    Woops... a costly mistep on the first hand of the final table...

    PokerStars Game #16118274252: Tournament #81607085, $1.00+$0.10 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2008/03/20 - 15:01:10 (ET)
    Table '81607085 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: moneybagssss (10780 in chips)
    Seat 2: StaNel (15195 in chips)
    Seat 3: johnsondelux (7225 in chips)
    Seat 4: ITT8TH (3047 in chips)
    Seat 5: A Happy Guy (5715 in chips)
    Seat 6: JAYWACK (2740 in chips)
    Seat 7: InsaneGuy (8280 in chips)
    Seat 8: jimmyg0610 (3195 in chips)
    Seat 9: emeraldsrus (11323 in chips)
    moneybagssss: posts the ante 50
    StaNel: posts the ante 50
    johnsondelux: posts the ante 50
    ITT8TH: posts the ante 50
    A Happy Guy: posts the ante 50
    JAYWACK: posts the ante 50
    InsaneGuy: posts the ante 50
    jimmyg0610: posts the ante 50
    emeraldsrus: posts the ante 50
    InsaneGuy: posts small blind 400
    jimmyg0610: posts big blind 800
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to InsaneGuy
    emeraldsrus: folds
    moneybagssss: calls 800
    StaNel: folds
    johnsondelux: calls 800
    ITT8TH: folds
    A Happy Guy: calls 800
    JAYWACK: folds
    InsaneGuy: raises 4000 to 4800
    jimmyg0610: calls 2345 and is all-in
    moneybagssss: folds
    johnsondelux: folds
    A Happy Guy: raises 865 to 5665 and is all-in
    InsaneGuy: calls 865
    *** FLOP *** [Js Qc 8s]
    *** TURN *** [Js Qc 8s] [4h]
    *** RIVER *** [Js Qc 8s 4h] [2h]
    emeraldsrus said, "wow"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    InsaneGuy: shows (high card Ace)
    A Happy Guy: shows [9s Th] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
    InsaneGuy said, "lol"
    A Happy Guy collected 5040 from side pot
    jimmyg0610: shows [6s 6h] (a pair of Sixes)
    A Happy Guy collected 11485 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 16525 Main pot 11485. Side pot 5040. | Rake 0
    Board [Js Qc 8s 4h 2h]
    Seat 1: moneybagssss folded before Flop
    Seat 2: StaNel folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: johnsondelux folded before Flop
    Seat 4: ITT8TH folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: A Happy Guy showed [9s Th] and won (16525) with a straight, Eight to Queen
    Seat 6: JAYWACK (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: InsaneGuy (small blind) showed and lost with high card Ace
    Seat 8: jimmyg0610 (big blind) showed [6s 6h] and lost with a pair of Sixes
    Seat 9: emeraldsrus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
  • InsaneGuyInsaneGuy
    Next hand after the costly mistep...
    Out in 8th place (bubble) lol

    Well well... guess crime doesn't pay !

    PokerStars Game #16118302064: Tournament #81607085, $1.00+$0.10 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (600/1200) - 2008/03/20 - 15:02:23 (ET)
    Table '81607085 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 1: moneybagssss (9930 in chips)
    Seat 2: StaNel (15145 in chips)
    Seat 3: johnsondelux (6375 in chips)
    Seat 4: ITT8TH (2997 in chips)
    Seat 5: A Happy Guy (16525 in chips)
    Seat 6: JAYWACK (2690 in chips)
    Seat 7: InsaneGuy (2565 in chips)
    Seat 9: emeraldsrus (11273 in chips)
    moneybagssss: posts the ante 75
    StaNel: posts the ante 75
    johnsondelux: posts the ante 75
    ITT8TH: posts the ante 75
    A Happy Guy: posts the ante 75
    JAYWACK: posts the ante 75
    InsaneGuy: posts the ante 75
    emeraldsrus: posts the ante 75
    emeraldsrus: posts small blind 600
    moneybagssss: posts big blind 1200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to InsaneGuy [Ac Qh]
    moneybagssss said, "n1"
    emeraldsrus said, "some flop"
    InsaneGuy said, "wow... I actualyl lost with the best hand for once that's different"
    StaNel: folds
    johnsondelux: folds
    ITT8TH: folds
    A Happy Guy: folds
    JAYWACK: folds
    InsaneGuy: raises 1290 to 2490 and is all-in
    emeraldsrus: calls 1890
    moneybagssss: calls 1290
    *** FLOP *** [Kd Qc 3h]
    emeraldsrus: checks
    moneybagssss: bets 1200
    emeraldsrus: calls 1200
    *** TURN *** [Kd Qc 3h] [5s]
    emeraldsrus: checks
    moneybagssss: checks
    *** RIVER *** [Kd Qc 3h 5s] [2h]
    emeraldsrus: checks
    moneybagssss: checks
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    emeraldsrus: shows [Kh Td] (a pair of Kings)
    moneybagssss: shows [Qs Jd] (a pair of Queens)
    emeraldsrus collected 2400 from side pot
    InsaneGuy: shows [Ac Qh] (a pair of Queens)
    emeraldsrus collected 8070 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 10470 Main pot 8070. Side pot 2400. | Rake 0
    Board [Kd Qc 3h 5s 2h]
    Seat 1: moneybagssss (big blind) showed [Qs Jd] and lost with a pair of Queens
    Seat 2: StaNel folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: johnsondelux folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: ITT8TH folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: A Happy Guy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: JAYWACK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: InsaneGuy (button) showed [Ac Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
    Seat 9: emeraldsrus (small blind) showed [Kh Td] and won (10470) with a pair of Kings
  • _obv__obv_
    donking around in low buyins is a lot of fun and a great way to get off tilt
  • InsaneGuyInsaneGuy
    For some reason here's my "conspiracy theory".

    Stars is making sure that stupid plays gets rewarded so bad players and new players are like "WTF I pwned j00" and puts more money in the site... pay rakes so Stars make more money.

    People that gets sucked out on go on tilt, asay FUCK U STARS and lose their money when they try to get it back on high buyin they can't afford...

    They lose their house, friend, family and their sex life is reduced to a portable USB pussy.

    Man.. Stars is very very shady... I don't like it.
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    InsaneGuy wrote: »
    They lose their house, friend, family and their sex life is reduced to a portable USB pussy.

    See? It's not a TOTAL loss afterall ;)
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