I need to take a break

I have this guy at 45/22.

FullTiltPoker Game #5401469809: Table Conway (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:50:34 ET - 2008/02/25
Seat 1: IJackit ($50)
Seat 2: Bobby Scully ($47.10)
Seat 3: crazysculler ($48.75)
Seat 4: SavageAg ($87.70)
Seat 5: buddley222 ($29.80)
Seat 6: JailBirdRN ($65.75)
Bobby Scully has 5 seconds left to act
Bobby Scully posts the small blind of $0.25
crazysculler posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1

Holecards :
Dealt to IJackit [ spadeQ.gifheartQ.gif ]
SavageAg raises to $1.75
buddley222 calls $1.75
JailBirdRN folds
IJackit has 15 seconds left to act
IJackit raises to $8.50
Bobby Scully folds
crazysculler folds
SavageAg calls $6.75
buddley222 folds

Flop :
[ spade2.gifheartJ.gifdiam9.gif ]
SavageAg has 15 seconds left to act
SavageAg bets $10
IJackit has 15 seconds left to act
IJackit raises to $41.50 and is all in
SavageAg : man man man
SavageAg has 15 seconds left to act
SavageAg : KK
SavageAg calls $31.50
IJackit shows [ spadeQ.gifheartQ.gif ]
SavageAg shows [ spadeK.gifdiamK.gif ]

Turn:
[ spade2.gifheartJ.gifdiam9.gif ] [ spade8.gif ]

River:
[ spade2.gifheartJ.gifdiam9.gifspade8.gif ] [ club4.gif ]
IJackit shows a pair of Queens
SavageAg shows a pair of Kings
SavageAg wins the pot ($99 .50) with a pair of Kings
IJackit adds $50

SUMMARY:
Total pot $102 .50 | Rake $3
Board:
[ spade2.gifheartJ.gifdiam9.gifspade8.gifclub4.gif ]
Seat 1: IJackit (button) showed [ spadeQ.gifheartQ.gif ] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: Bobby Scully (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: crazysculler (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: SavageAg showed [ spadeK.gifdiamK.gif ] and won ($99 .50) with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: buddley222 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: JailBirdRN didn't bet (folded)





bleh


FullTiltPoker Game #5401204730: Table Lindell (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:30:40 ET - 2008/02/25
Seat 1: IJackit ($50.50)
Seat 2: OMGRachelBilson ($50)
Seat 3: BabyCakes123 ($49.25)
Seat 4: TrashTalk68 ($60.30)
Seat 5: twomountains ($32.50)
Seat 6: Treybet3 ($153.20)
TrashTalk68 posts the small blind of $0.25
twomountains posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #3

Holecards:
Dealt to IJackit [ heart3.gifdiam3.gif ]
Treybet3 raises to $1.75
OMGRachelBilson is feeling happy
IJackit calls $1.75
OMGRachelBilson folds
BabyCakes123 folds
TrashTalk68 folds
twomountains folds

Flop:
[ heart5.gifspade7.gifclub3.gif ]
Treybet3 bets $3
IJackit has 15 seconds left to act
IJackit raises to $10
Treybet3 calls $7

Turn :
[ heart5.gifspade7.gifclub3.gif ] [ club7.gif ]
Treybet3 checks
IJackit has 15 seconds left to act
IJackit checks

River :
[ heart5.gifspade7.gifclub3.gifclub7.gif ] [ clubK.gif ]
Treybet3 has 15 seconds left to act
Treybet3 bets $21
IJackit has 15 seconds left to act
IJackit raises to $38.75 and is all in
Treybet3 calls $17.75

Showdown :
IJackit shows [ heart3.gifdiam3.gif ] a full house Threes full of Sevens
Treybet3 shows [ diam7.gifheart7.gif ] four of a kind Sevens
Treybet3 wins the pot ($98 .75) with four of a kind Sevens
IJackit adds $50

SUMMARY:
Total pot $101 .75 | Rake $3
Board:
[ heart5.gifspade7.gifclub3.gifclub7.gifclubK.gif ]
Seat 1: IJackit showed [ heart3.gifdiam3.gif ] and lost with a full house Threes full of Sevens
Seat 2: OMGRachelBilson didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: BabyCakes123 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: TrashTalk68 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: twomountains (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Treybet3 showed [ diam7.gifheart7.gif ] and won ($98 .75) with four of a kind, Sevens




FullTiltPoker Game #5401912916: Table Hargrove (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:14:37 ET - 2008/02/25
Seat 1: Meteu103 ($146.45)
Seat 2: Jim Leach ($63.20)
Seat 3: MF28 ($50)
Seat 4: IJackit ($48.25)
Seat 5: guerrillaRadio ($19.50)
Seat 6: jmeliax ($66.80)
Meteu103 posts the small blind of $0.25
Jim Leach posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #6

Holecards:
Dealt to IJackit [ club7.gifheart7.gif ]
MF28 folds
IJackit raises to $1.75
guerrillaRadio folds
jmeliax folds
Meteu103 raises to $3
Jim Leach folds
IJackit has 15 seconds left to act
IJackit calls $1.25

Flop :
[ spadeA.gifdiamK.gifdiam7.gif ]
Meteu103 bets $6.50
IJackit has 15 seconds left to act
IJackit raises to $22
Meteu103 raises to $37.50
IJackit raises to $45.25 and is all in
Meteu103 calls $7.75
IJackit shows [ club7.gifheart7.gif ]
Meteu103 shows [ diamA.gifheartA.gif ]

Turn :
[ spadeA.gifdiamK.gifdiam7.gif ] [ heart2.gif ]

River:
[ spadeA.gifdiamK.gifdiam7.gifheart2.gif ] [ spade10.gif ]
IJackit shows three of a kind Sevens
Meteu103 shows three of a kind Aces
Meteu103 wins the pot ($94) with three of a kind Aces
IJackit adds $50

SUMMARY:
Total pot $97 | Rake $3
Board:
[ spadeA.gifdiamK.gifdiam7.gifheart2.gifspade10.gif ]
Seat 1: Meteu103 (small blind) showed [ diamA.gifheartA.gif ] and won ($94) with three of a kind Aces
Seat 2: Jim Leach (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: MF28 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: IJackit showed [ club7.gifheart7.gif ] and lost with three of a kind Sevens
Seat 5: guerrillaRadio didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: jmeliax (button) didn't bet (folded)




Comments

  • OUCH...

    That HURTS caddy

    Mark
  • All those within 45 minutes? Dude, did you kick a dog this morning or what?
  • Yep, that's been my run this entire year... no wonder I'm so crabby with you folks. Want a mod job caddy, will make losing like that seem like childs play....
  • i feel you man
    in 45 minute is brutal
    i have that kind of run last month.
    you give me pretty good advise. now because this unlucky month, i patch on of the biggest blood leak in my games.
    hope this is over soon.
  • I just had a set over set in a tourney I just played...

    Dealt 44 on Button...

    Left of Button raises 3xBB... I call

    Flop comes 345

    Villian bets pot... strange I think and assume big overpair... I flopped my set so I shove. Villian turns over 55... crap!
  • compuease wrote: »
    Yep, that's been my run this entire year... no wonder I'm so crabby with you folks. Want a mod job caddy, will make losing like that seem like childs play....

    LOL. Thanks, but no thanks. I have fairly good tilt control on the tables but I would embrace my tilt as mod. Here is a preview:

    thor2wk4.gif
  • Lol...did you make that thing?
  • I want a bio of Caddy, Graham...but I want it MTV cribs style...someone needs to go to his house and webcam opening his My pictures and My videos files.
  • Ouch, I feel your pain caddy. :(
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    I want a bio of Caddy, Graham...but I want it MTV cribs style...someone needs to go to his house and webcam opening his My pictures and My videos files.

    LOL... That would be fun, and what about your bio?
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    I want a bio of Caddy, Graham...but I want it MTV cribs style...someone needs to go to his house and webcam opening his My pictures and My videos files.


    You would be disappointed. Every pic, video, concept and idea that I have ever posted has been stolen. My entire online identity is an elaborate house of cards based on plagarism and misdirection. In keeping with that vane I present my bio:


    I'm sure my story is similar to many other pokerforum.ca members. One morning I was pulled out of my 7th grade English class and told to go to the principal's office. There was a tall man with a briefcase standing next to my mother and father, who were smiling strangely - like they were sad and scared but trying to be brave.

    The man's name was Mr. Morgenstern and he told me about his job studying school records looking for children who had a certain rare combination of mathematical ability and pathological aggression. He said these children had a special gift and that no-one is truly happy if they don't reach their full potential.

    Then he handed me a deck of cards and told me to say goodbye to my parents.

    The Camp I was sent to was a converted boy's school somewhere in the desert. In the mornings we drilled Markov chains and Nash equilibria, in the afternoons we drilled transverse psychology and all the differential calculations of greed and fear necessary to map the currents of the coldest and hottest tables. In the evenings we were given fruit plates and watery cocktails and we played cards.

    We slept in staggered 4 hour shifts in blackout curtained cabins. When we couldn't sleep we would sometimes play poker from our bunks, calling out bets and raises while one boy, who kept the entire deck in his head, would shuffle from bunk to bunk whispering hole cards.

    And it was no secret many of the boys practiced another kind of hold'em to stave off the lonely chill of those cloudless desert nights.

    The Camp had its own baroque hierarchy of influence and respect only loosely associated with the different stakes that we played. We never payed much attention to bankrolls because they were given out and taken back pseudo-randomly by the counsellors. But we knew we knew each other's edges down to the fraction of a degree. And we kept our distance from the "plankton". Every two weeks the mulch at the bottom of the pool would be culled, and a handful of boys would be picked up by shamefaced parents and taken away to careers as investment bankers and computer programmers. This was the only risk of ruin that haunted our nightmares.

    Because we had nothing to spend it on we came to view money as a cipher, and we craved it not for its tawdry exchange value but for its ultimate and true meaning as leading indicator in the economics of domination and control.

    Eventually it became clear that the counsellors set up our games for something more than educational purposes. Top boys were pitted against each other at tables where the stacks, positions, and temperaments were carefully composed analogues to certain real-world economic and geo-political situations. Through one-way glass the optimal solutions to complex multi-agent dilemmas were recorded by balding men with visors and clipboards.

    The internet bubble, for example, corresponded to a ridiculously long run of good cards caught by one "Tubby" Peterson, who eventually went mega-tilt and lost everything in a spectacular reverse rush. Later that night he tried to hang himself but the rope broke.

    Certain key confrontations of the Serbo-Croation conflict were modelled with tense heads-up matches between notorious LAG Micky "The Tooth" Chambers and a brilliant but insane little TAG named Steven who was widely rumoured to have kept a severed human finger under his mattress.

    Most of us, myself included, had no curiousity about the shadow world behind the mirror. To us these messy scenarios of civil unrest, disease control, and oil prices were just warped reflections of the ideal realm of pips and digits whose combinatory circulation was the alpha and omega of our private, perfect empire.

    When I was too old to play they sent me home. I was 15.

    Nowadays, I'm allowed to make a certain amount per month, and the counsellors monitor my accounts to make sure my win rate stays sub-anomalous. But to be honest, I'm not sure I'm even capable of breaking that rule anymore. I have a family now and hobbies and interests. I shop, I ski, I watch television. These things, and the pills I take, have dulled my edge enough to make me harmless. I can cut but not kill and so I'm safe.

    And I'm happy enough, I guess, to have reached the full potential of something once, though I'm not sure what it was.
  • umm, wow..sooooo I got nothing....


    ...nope, just 'wow'....

    (who's responsible for that originally?)
  • Probably one of the most creative responses I have ever seen on a forum... NH!
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    (who's responsible for that originally?)

    Monty Cantsin a 2+2er

    I googled Monty Cantsin when I first read it. Here's the Wiki

    Whoever he is I'd like to drink a jug of beer with him.
Sign In or Register to comment.