Harthgosh i dontundertsand what your doing how much money do you want from me ive never even met you, i dont no what your trying to do. but how much money would make you happy because i think everyone here is getting sick of this and i def dont wanna read on the forum about me anymore soon iam goona ban myself.
and sloth can you please delete every post that has been made at me if people wanna discuss anything about me make it personal or they can PM and ill talk to harthgosh 1 on 1 and me and him will resolve this. andil try and figure out what he wants. but if you do go back hartgosh like a cople months i do remebre you fighting with another forum member i forget who it was but i know this hasent been the first time youve tried to humalate someone on the forum.
at least the wpt part is write and the entire post did contain two caiptol letters and three comas but i am only putting fourth the title for concideraton
For all those that don't play Omaha too often, I have some advice.
This is really advanced theory, so try and stay with me here...........
What you do is get four cards.
Doesn't matter much what they are because nobody really looks at them anyway.
Next, they put three cards on the board.
It doesn't matter what they are because nobody really pays any attention to the flop either.
Then one more card for the turn and another one for the river. Same betting scenario as before. Doesn't really matter much what they are, except, for a few of the players that may have "cheated" and looked at their hole cards. These players may now fold if they have absolutely no outs. (Mostly bad sports.)
Now, at the showdown, everybody turns over their cards and helps the dealer figure out who has the best hand.
You MUST play two cards out of your hand so this usually takes a while and the winning hand is usually found out after a little bit of searching by all of the players and a partially confused dealer.
The dealer now pushes the pot to the wrong player and everybody yells at him and he smiles glibly and says, "Oh yeah, sorry" and then sends it in the right direction. Then, after all of that excitement dies down, everybody lets out a collective sigh of relief and gets ready to wind up and do it all over again.
For all those that don't play Omaha too often, I have some advice.
This is really advanced theory, so try and stay with me here...........
What you do is get four cards.
Doesn't matter much what they are because nobody really looks at them anyway.
Next, they put three cards on the board.
It doesn't matter what they are because nobody really pays any attention to the flop either.
Then one more card for the turn and another one for the river. Same betting wscenario as before. Doesn't really matter much what they are, except, for a few of the players that may have "cheated" and looked at their hole cards. These players may now fold if they have absolutely no outs. (Mostly bad sports.)
Now, at the showdown, everybody turns over their cards and helps the dealer figure out who has the best hand.
You MUST play two cards out of your hand so this usually takes a while and the winning hand is usually found out after a little bit of searching by all of the players and a partially confused dealer.
The dealer now pushes the pot to the wrong player and everybody yells at him and he smiles glibly and says, "Oh yeah, sorry" and then sends it in the right direction. Then, after all of that excitement dies down, everybody lets out a collective sigh of relief and gets ready to wind up and do it all over again.
Fun game.
Ah, I see you've played PLO with us before!
Let's see who gets the first (or last) misdeal. (This includes when the dealer dishes out only 2 hole cards each, then puts the deck back on the felt, only too be yelled at by someone else.)
Let's see who gets the first (or last) misdeal. (This includes when the dealer dishes out only 2 hole cards each, then puts the deck back on the felt, only too be yelled at by someone else.)
Congratulations Kristy. I am very proud to be part of the first all-estrogen, heads-up, Bristol final table, especially since we were the only two women to start the tournament.
Although I desperately wanted to win my first Bristol and my first step in the triple-crown, I take consolation in the fact that I win the bounty on Mark. I don't play on Stars so I am happy with the virtual bounty, and the fact that I get to keep my forum custom user title.
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Yay Wolffy!!!
rob sin me uo
Cole!!
Where have you been....oh, wait. Never mind, false alarm.
Hi Kevin.
Johnnie
That is much worse than Cole has ever come up with.
I'll give $10 to anyone who finds a post by Cole with no more than 15 words that makes less sense. Please quote it here and provide the original link.
It will be judged by the following criteria:
-Punctuation (or lack there of)
-Spelling
-Coherency
Good luck.
Does this count??
...cause i hate when i get humalated.
For some reason, this one always makes me chuckle.
I forgot to mention I will be late. Every Wednesday.
Dave.
It looks like I will be about 40mins. late so please blind me in.
Thanks in Advance
Brent
http://www.pokerforum.ca/showthread.php?p=112942#post112942
"Wpt satelight fallsfiew"
at least the wpt part is write and the entire post did contain two caiptol letters and three comas but i am only putting fourth the title for concideraton
This is really advanced theory, so try and stay with me here...........
What you do is get four cards.
Doesn't matter much what they are because nobody really looks at them anyway.
Next, they put three cards on the board.
It doesn't matter what they are because nobody really pays any attention to the flop either.
Then one more card for the turn and another one for the river. Same betting scenario as before. Doesn't really matter much what they are, except, for a few of the players that may have "cheated" and looked at their hole cards. These players may now fold if they have absolutely no outs. (Mostly bad sports.)
Now, at the showdown, everybody turns over their cards and helps the dealer figure out who has the best hand.
You MUST play two cards out of your hand so this usually takes a while and the winning hand is usually found out after a little bit of searching by all of the players and a partially confused dealer.
The dealer now pushes the pot to the wrong player and everybody yells at him and he smiles glibly and says, "Oh yeah, sorry" and then sends it in the right direction. Then, after all of that excitement dies down, everybody lets out a collective sigh of relief and gets ready to wind up and do it all over again.
Fun game.
Ah, I see you've played PLO with us before!
Let's see who gets the first (or last) misdeal. (This includes when the dealer dishes out only 2 hole cards each, then puts the deck back on the felt, only too be yelled at by someone else.)
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/Greg
/g2
Holy shit...haha.
I guess that wins...maybe...haha.
Nik
Bounty on DrTyore stands, let me know who busts him, i'll transfer it to you on Stars.
Brutal news, buddy! We'll miss ya.
Hope everything is OK!
Johnnie
/g2
Take care Wolff..we will all miss you!
It's the same as my name on here..... Jeff...
I get the bounty if I win right/
Hope everything's good Dave... miss you tonight brother.
Mark
Although I desperately wanted to win my first Bristol and my first step in the triple-crown, I take consolation in the fact that I win the bounty on Mark. I don't play on Stars so I am happy with the virtual bounty, and the fact that I get to keep my forum custom user title.
Mark