2019 WSOP Main Event.

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Toronto Pimp;413962 wroteJeff, if I make day 4 I will fly you out to supervise.

There will be curfews, drinking only fruit juice, milk and water, eating only vegetables and fruit.. Are you sure?

Gogie

compuease;413937 wroteYou are NO fish, that's for sure. You have just as much chance as any and likely more than half.

I might take issue with the first sentence, as evidenced by his share of the bar bills from last night. Seems to me he drinks like one! 😜

Toronto Pimp

It is alkostb6am Vegas time. I am a very tired still drunk man. Drankmmore than one man shouldninna week . Played 25-50 at the Encore and ran very very well. Was a very good night, drankmVodka tiĺl now. Have to sleep for hours then shower up and head to the Rio . I really didn't mean to ķķ drink all night, just kinda happens e

Gonna try my hardest.

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MrCaspan

For some reason I can't wait to see ToPimp at the final table... this is what I imagine...

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Toronto Pimp

We made to the Rio just after 1pm. Now on first break with 57,000 chips. I am hung over and have 2 young Z Germans on my table. We have been tryi g to explain to them the slang meaning of beaver because one has a beaver card protector. First he thought we were calling him a vagina. He now understands that he is not a vagina amd even laughed one time.

Toronto Pimp

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Toronto Pimp

https://twitter.com/sdaviespoker/status/1147254092755943429?s=01

MrCaspan

Toronto Pimp;413975 wrotehttps://twitter.com/sdaviespoker/status/1147254092755943429?s=01

Wow I have seen tilt before but this is crazy!

Toronto Pimp

130,000. Got a full double up with A2 flopped a wheel against set of fives. He bet i raised he shoved i called.

trigs

Toronto Pimp;413975 wrotehttps://twitter.com/sdaviespoker/status/1147254092755943429?s=01

Jeez Pimp! Wait until final table before you start taking your pants off. Everyone knows that!

Toronto Pimp

Ok..... This guy on next table has been getting massaged for 6 hours straight. 2 bucks a min. You do the math. [ATTACH=CONFIG]2640[/ATTACH]

Toronto Pimp

Aint never been in an earthquake....till yesterday. But todays earthquake was huge. Marty and I went to the basement in tge wine cellar and drank with our friend Hung who works there.

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Toronto Pimp

Last level of the night. I am drunk and i have 150,000 chips. That was my super ultimate goal to finish the day. I must not be a donkey. I must not be a donkey ..... I love my table. Have them all figured out and have made 2 amazing folds to bigger over pairs on the last level. Feeling good. Hqve to find a midget to parrtty with when this is done. No sleeeeep....

Wooooot

Toronto Pimp

Well boys..... bagged 170,100 chips to take to Sunday day 2.

I just decided that I do not like earthquakes.

kwsteve

Good luck in the Main.

trigs

Toronto Pimp;413986 wroteWell boys..... bagged 170,100 chips to take to Sunday day 2.

I just decided that I do not like earthquakes.

Congrats on making day 2!

I remember when I was in South Korea and felt an earthquake that was nearby. It woke me up. It wasn't even big but it shook the room for about 15 seconds. Scared the shit out of me. The ground is not supposed to move like that.

Toronto Pimp

https://www.pokernews.com/tours/wsop/2019-wsop/main-event/

This sums up the crazy shit from day 1C.... when an earthquake is not the most interesting thing about a day that day is pretty wild. The best part about the guy that pulled a mooner is that he did it to my friend Patrick Eskandar who is one of the sweetest nicest people you could ever meet.

Today I am going to be poolside relaxing in my extra small Speedo and enjoying a couple of fruity drinks.

Toronto Pimp

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One last thing. Guy who mooned the drop was later arrested after doing this..... click link for video. Confirmed that it was the same guy.

[/FONT]Jeremy Brown (@JGBrown22) Tweeted:The #nakedbandit strikes again. First the Rio, and now a show for everyone at the Luxor. &#55357;&#56906;&#55358;&#56631;*♂️&#55358;&#56614;*♂️&#55357;&#56878;&#55358;&#56596;@Joeingram1 @WSOP https://t.co/yxxoopzTsJ https://twitter.com/JGBrown22/status/1147354491928211456?s=17

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Only Mike can cause all these crazy things to happen in Vegas when he is there..... Damn, I hate missing it...:)

Bfillmaff

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