Welcome back motherfuckrs.
My account is at zero, wtf else is new.
So fri before i head out to the farm I decide to play one last hand, gods have dealt me a fullhouse, but just for fun they give the russian a better fullhouse, wtf can you do but go all-in and lose.
So I come home Sunday " clear headed and fresh", open the iPad and wait for a hand,check this out:
Transcript for your last 1 hands requested by Leperkonvict (
all_one_mind@hotmail.com)
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PokerStars Hand #120250770132: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2014/08/17 20:27:58 ET
Table 'Admete III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Micholin21 ($9.07 in chips)
Seat 2: rodgthedodg ($5.07 in chips)
Seat 3: braNCR ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: PureSemiWool ($9.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Espoler ($5 in chips)
Seat 6: Leperkonvict ($2.54 in chips)
PureSemiWool: posts small blind $0.02
Espoler: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Jh Js]
Leperkonvict: raises $0.10 to $0.15
Micholin21: folds
rodgthedodg: calls $0.15
braNCR: folds
PureSemiWool: folds
Espoler: folds
*** FLOP *** [9h 3h 8h]
Leperkonvict: bets $0.15
rodgthedodg: calls $0.15
*** TURN *** [9h 3h 8h] [Jc]- mother of god
Leperkonvict: bets $0.30
rodgthedodg: raises $0.30 to $0.60-wtf does he have? No way he fckin flopped a flush, he's got KJ,QJ
Leperkonvict: raises $1.64 to $2.24 and is all-in
rodgthedodg: calls $1.64
*** RIVER *** [9h 3h 8h Jc] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Leperkonvict: shows [Jh Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
rodgthedodg: shows [Kh 7h] (a flush, King high)
rodgthedodg collected $4.94 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5.15 | Rake $0.21
Board [9h 3h 8h Jc 7c]
Seat 1: Micholin21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: rodgthedodg showed [Kh 7h] and won ($4.94) with a flush, King - Fuck me sideways
So Later on I open up the iPad and deposit 12 bucks and wait for a hand, aces, beautiful sight and of course everyone folds but I'm a patient man and can u believe this, pocket aces again, fuck yeah, now check this out:
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Ah As]
goldenwipe: raises $0.15 to $0.20- omg omg omg!!!
igorrek1: folds
WilliamC94: folds
highwaymoses: folds
Leperkonvict: raises $0.20 to $0.40
Andrew2737: folds
goldenwipe: calls $0.20
*** FLOP *** [Qs 7s 3h]
Leperkonvict: checks and rolls his eyes waiting for the bullshit bet
goldenwipe: bets $0.40-lol
Leperkonvict: raises $0.40 to $0.80- a big fuck you
goldenwipe: calls $0.40
*** TURN *** [Qs 7s 3h] [4h]
Leperkonvict: bets $1- even though he ain't gonna call with most of his stack no way
goldenwipe: calls $1-Fer fucksakes, wtf does he have? Trips? Is he trapping me ? Nah he's got shit ,he thinks I'm gonna check fold the river.
*** RIVER *** [Qs 7s 3h 4h] [3s]
Leperkonvict: bets $1.11 and is all-in
goldenwipe: calls $1.11
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Leperkonvict: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
goldenwipe: shows [Ts Js] (a riverd flush, Queen high)-sucker of satans cock no h fckin didn't.
goldenwipe collected $6.39 from pot
So I close the motherfcker and next morning i play a hand before work, waited patiently and got KK. The guy on my right has been trying to bully me around and I couldn't fckin wait to fuck him.
** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Ks Kh] -(you know what it is)
JH@mmer-87: folds
trenerok: folds
wwwok94: folds
InfinityNavi: raises $0.05 to $0.10- stupid wannabe bully is up to his shit again
Leperkonvict: raises $0.10 to $0.20- I'm a tight player who hasn't reraised his bets,any higher I think he's gonna fold
InfinityNavi: calls $0.10
*** FLOP *** [Jd Ts 4d]
InfinityNavi: bets $0.10 with fuck all
Leperkonvict: raises $0.15 to $0.25- ya heard motherfcker?! Ya see this?
InfinityNavi: calls $0.15
*** TURN *** [Jd Ts 4d] [9s]
InfinityNavi: checks
CherT678 leaves the table
Ara Baycon joins the table at seat #4
Leperkonvict: bets $0.45-call mothfcker
InfinityNavi: raises $1 to $1.45- u playing chicken? Cuz ain't no fckin way u call my preflop and post flop reraises with Q8 and a 15% chance of winning no fuckin way
Leperkonvict: raises $1.90 to $3.35
InfinityNavi: raises $8.18 to $11.53 and is all-in
Leperkonvict: calls $0.98 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($7.20) returned to InfinityNavi
*** RIVER *** [Jd Ts 4d 9s] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
InfinityNavi: shows [Qs 8c] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Leperkonvict: shows [Ks Kh] (a pair of Kings)
Not sure if I'm gonna redeposit or wait till fri and play live.
