trigs;398696 wrotethe fact that neither of you were around when fed was here and neither of you were like "wtf? what is a fed?" makes me believe even more that you are both in fact fed.
I don't know who or what "fed" is and because I don't care I never bothered to question it.
someone wasn't around when another user was isn't much of a fact worth debating.
last year around this time someone didn't agree with my operating system choices so you or they floated around the idea that I was "haim" who also favored XP
So year one haim, next year fed. Given my connection to both people is
1). windows xp
2). wasn't around when he was
Give yourself some time to figure out the math. You probably have a .0000001% chance of being right.