Milo;354474 wroteAll of the big papers are going this route except for the Star, it seems. NatPo, Canoe, Globe . . . I guess the Star (also known as FordNews - All Ford, all the time) feels they can grab some hits by delaying.
and posting crap like this.
Miss Utah is an excellent question answerer at Miss USA pageant | Toronto Star
Copied for posterity before someone at the Star actually reads their own content:
To help future beauty queens avoid this type of embarrassment, here are three sample answers that will work with a variety of questions:
Math questions: “Look at my breasts. They are perfect. They cost $5,000. That’s $4,000 more than I spend on school.”
Geography: “If my breasts were Europe, Europe would look very nice.”
Politics: “My breasts will not run for office because one is to the left and one is to the right. I made a joke.”