Funny Poker Expressions

JimmyHo

Looking for some funny poker expressions that you have heard for some t-shirts. You know the kind, "Ship the cookies", "Just give me those chips, chips..", etc. Suggestions please.

Tonychanman

there was a TV show a while ago about poker where some friends picked up a quote I love.

-You might as well be a corpse artist.

Cause you're drawing dead.

JohnnieH

Tonychanman;348936 wrotethere was a TV show a while ago about poker where some friends picked up a quote I love.

-You might as well be a corpse artist.

Cause you're drawing dead.

haha. That's funny.

What I am sick of is "Winner winner, chicken dinner"

djgolfcan

"But they were suited"

Milo

"Milo gets back to back wins . . ."

That one still cracks me up

JimmyHo

djgolfcan;349009 wrote"But they were suited"

getting warmer :)

Wetts1012

I would never wear a shirt w poker expressions on it, but if I did, it would say:

Play bad, run good.

wildbill7145

"Givin' 'er all up and goin' pro!"?

Milo

wildbill7145;349035 wrote"Givin' 'er all up and goin' pro!"?

Only if the back of the tee had the name of a moving company . . .

compuease

wildbill7145;349035 wrote"Givin' 'er all up and goin' pro!"?

Milo;349037 wroteOnly if the back of the tee had the name of a moving company . . .

You guys trying to stir up ****? >:D

Milo

compuease;349041 wroteYou guys trying to stir up ****? >:D

Reported

SuitedPair

djgolfcan;349009 wrote"But they were suited"

but were they also paired? true skill in that case

SuitedPair

"Quit bitchin', No One Gives A F*#k What You Folded"