Dear 3 CPFers who remember who I am...

Kristy

I cheated on you, and I'm sorry. I shared something special with another forum first and I felt dirty and cheap...

..I promise the other thread meant nothing to me and you are my one true love

Getting Married in a week and

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7 months.

If you need to talk about your feelings; I am here to support you*

Kristy

Ps. I cleaned the mirror upon looking at the picture

[deleted]

<3 you kristy!!!!!!!!!

babies not mine fwiw btw imo iirc

Kristy

No the bush you hide behind and my double-pane window are excellent contraception devices.

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[x] would bang iirc

walleye is a lucky dude imo

Kristy

Thanks Fed. We'll see if he still feels that way in October when he's sleepless and knee deep in diapers...

..but enough about my first chance to drink again, the baby will also be a new experience for him.

Pinhead

Congrats Kristy... On being able to drink again soon

piggypie123

I don't know you Kristy, but congrats on your pregnancy.

Milo

Wow, you're so domesticated . . . who would have thunk it? Congratulations in all respects, although you were ratted out on all of this a short time ago. Do you know the gender, yet? How about the gender of the baby?

Hobbes

Gratz

Wetts1012

Kristy_Sea;327210 wrotePs. I cleaned the mirror upon looking at the picture

Why is to toilet paper stuffed in the toilet?

Is this a more efficient process Im not aware of?

Kristy

Milo;327225 wroteWow, you're so domesticated . . . who would have thunk it? Congratulations in all respects, although you were ratted out on all of this a short time ago. Do you know the gender, yet? How about the gender of the baby?

It is "likely" a girl.

Wetts1012;327227 wroteWhy is to toilet paper stuffed in the toilet?

Is this a more efficient process Im not aware of?

For demonstration. I will not have any one on the internet thinking that I might have hung my toilet paper incorrectly!

Milo

You already did . . . once your bundle of joy arrives, you will learn that under is better than over.

Kristy

wat

Hobbes

Kristy_Sea;327229 wroteIt is "likely" a girl.

For demonstration. I will not have any one on the internet thinking that I might have hung my toilet paper incorrectly!

Milo;327230 wroteYou already did . . . once your bundle of joy arrives, you will learn that under is better than over.

Kristy_Sea;327233 wrotewat

when the TP goes over ... it's fun for kids. :D

JohnnieH

See what a little American meet can do for you?

Congrats KS!

Kristy

@Hobbes

I'm still a little lost.

Aside from making birds nests and flowers and leaving them in the bathroom for the next person I don't recall any overhand-related TP shenanigans from my childhood.

Hobbes

Pretty sure I could dump a full roll faster than Usain Bolt in the 100m when I was young. :D

Would need to confirm with the parents.

screenman

Nice, on two counts.
1 to hear from your quick sharp wit
2 that you are getting familied

Milo

Okay, since impending motherhood seems to have rendered you unable to grasp the obvious . . . when the TP roll goes "over the top", it is very easy for a child that is potty training to unspool the roll simply by spinnning it, leaving Mom or Dad to clean rewind the mess. The "under the bottom" positioning makes this much more difficult to accomplish.

Clear?