djgolfcan This idiot starts shoving all in every hand. Must have had somewhere to go. PokerStars Hand #76762131960: Tournament #563010422, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (600/1200) - 2012/03/06 16:30:32 ET Table '563010422 50' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: maclaut969 (39097 in chips) Seat 2: rustyruss161 (55904 in chips) Seat 3: $Big|Ger1.de (5832 in chips) Seat 4: marmitethcat (26793 in chips) Seat 5: voice_aa77 (59980 in chips) Seat 7: dave_foeh (10693 in chips) Seat 8: djgolfcan (15524 in chips) Seat 9: Dmitriy77728 (51346 in chips) maclaut969: posts the ante 125 rustyruss161: posts the ante 125 $Big|Ger1.de: posts the ante 125 marmitethcat: posts the ante 125 voice_aa77: posts the ante 125 dave_foeh: posts the ante 125 djgolfcan: posts the ante 125 Dmitriy77728: posts the ante 125 $Big|Ger1.de: posts small blind 600 marmitethcat: posts big blind 1200 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to djgolfcan [Qs Qd] voice_aa77: folds dave_foeh: folds djgolfcan: raises 1200 to 2400 Dmitriy77728: raises 48821 to 51221 and is all-in maclaut969: folds rustyruss161: folds $Big|Ger1.de: folds marmitethcat: folds djgolfcan: calls 12999 and is all-in Uncalled bet (35822) returned to Dmitriy77728 *** FLOP *** [Ac 2c Kd] *** TURN *** [Ac 2c Kd] [5s] *** RIVER *** [Ac 2c Kd 5s] [9c] *** SHOW DOWN *** djgolfcan: shows [Qs Qd] (a pair of Queens) Dmitriy77728: shows [Ah 6c] (a pair of Aces) Dmitriy77728 collected 33598 from pot djgolfcan finished the tournament in 283rd place and received $11.25.
Cerberus 'cause you stole his milk money when you went to elementary school, you stole his friends in junior high, you stole his girlfriend in college, you beat him out for that job at the condom factory and, of course, aliens. Also, (insert clip of Worm asking "Yeah, what'd I ever do to that guy?" and Mike responding "You fucked his mother.")