cadillac;151604 wroteOr better yet. Escrow the money to a well respected member and battle it out on a play money table so you don't pay any rake. Forum members can fill the vacant seats and sit out so no one interrupts you.
Seems to be a one sided battle anyways.
Here's my one time offer: Pick a site with $0.10 SNGs and all the other players sit out. We will play 7 HU rounds to determine the winner. The winner will no longer post on pokerforum.ca and will collect the $0.70.
I will let you play for me. Here's what you do: go all-in pre-flop every hand unless you get dealt AA, at which point you fold. Let me know how I did.