You can't kill a stripper....

Kristy

'cuz, like this section, they are already dead inside.

Redington

Ok, that was obvious post whoring;

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

Kristy

I knew someone would say that...but...'no cpf bux are awarded for posts in this section'

The truth is I just really wanted to talk about strippers.

I actually played a cash game recently where a guy started measuring his raises in lap dances...ie: I raise you 5 lap dances =$100

I think I'm going to start doing that.

Redington

Kristy_Sea;136758 wrote I actually played a cash game recently where a guy started measuring his raises in lap dances...ie: I raise you 5 lap dances =$100

I need to move up in limits, Iam still at the table dancing level

I reraise you 5 table dances = $25

Kristy

It just takes time: First it is Tim Horton's (ie: I raise 8 coffees and a bagel) THEN table dances, THEN lapdances...I wonder what comes next?

Redington

Hookers and 8 balls baby...

hookers and 8 balls..... ohhh I wann be like Stu

AcidJoe

Kristy_Sea;136758 wroteI knew someone would say that...but...'no cpf bux are awarded for posts in this section'

The truth is I just really wanted to talk about strippers.

I actually played a cash game recently where a guy started measuring his raises in lap dances...ie: I raise you 5 lap dances =$100

I think I'm going to start doing that.

Can I just take the lap dance and see what "raise" comes out of it? :)

Graham2

You lost me... what was the point of this thread?

Kristy

lol @ n00b looking for 'meaning' in one of my threads.

(welcome to the forum!)

AcidJoe

Graham;137532 wroteYou lost me... what was the point of this thread?

I'ts Kristy Nuff said.

Milo

Okay, a memory has finally surfaced from the dark reaches of my brain. Knew a peeler who moonlighted as a legal secretary (or maybe it was the other way around, it was long time ago). Working Friday nights and Saturdays, she paid off a house in Mississauga, in just over three years. Table dances were $5.00 at the time, and "specials" were just coming into vogue, so you do the math. Her plan was to stick with it for two years after mortgage burning to build a nest egg. Wonder whatever became of that plan . . .

Kristy

goddammit...I hate being a girl,

what's a 'special'

Milo

lol, more than a lap dance, less than sex. Within those parameters lies a LOT of interpretation. But it's been a while, so who knows where the boundaries are now?

Nooner81

I need to move up in limits, Iam still at the table dancing level

I reraise you 5 table dances = $25

LOL!...reminds me of the late 80's to early 90's.

Unfortunately the VIP lounges have made the table dance obsolete.

Milo

I do not even want to know . . .

The_Awesome

This thread is useless without pics.

Kristy

I nominate The_Awesome for the best picture/signature combo.

(but I did say that we should keep that picture private baby. ;))

The_Awesome

Don't worry I'll keep the other, less dressed pictures private ;).

I always loved your last sig pic though and I would like to see a larger image of Graham's :).

Milo

Second Kristy's nomination. That is the sort of image of which it has been said, "I would crawl naked through a mile of broken glass to sniff the exhaust of the truck that takes away her laundry." Not as good as Kristy's previous avatar but, . . . DAMN

Kristy

HAHAHAHAHA...I clicked on this because I wanted to see my grafitti...and I just realized that I sassed Graham and called him a n00b on page 1 while he was still posting incognito.