The Heart of PokerStars

The Heart of PokerStars is the beats. (Luey, Dewis and the Mews)

Can't look, don't look, its everything they say,
but there's no where else I can play
Where else can you see a half a million beats
all before level three

When they play those cards, ooh those trashy cards
they bet it with a lot of style
But its still that same old god damn river
that really drives me wild

They say the heart of Poker Stars is the beats
and from what I've seen I believe 'em
My bankrolls barely breathing
but the heart of pokerstars, the heart of pokerstars is the beats

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  • djgolfcan wrote: »
    The Heart of PokerStars is the beats. (Luey, Dewis and the Mews)

    Can't look, don't look, its everything they say,
    but there's no where else I can play
    Where else can you see a half a million beats
    all before level three

    When they play those cards, ooh those trashy cards
    they bet it with a lot of style
    But its still that same old god damn river
    that really drives me wild

    They say the heart of Poker Stars is the beats
    and from what I've seen I believe 'em
    My bankrolls IT IS barely breathing
    but the heart of pokerstars, the heart of pokerstars is the beats

    missed some beats there...I listened to this on my drive yesterday lol
  • No Limit Holdem Tournament
    PokerStars
    9 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
    $3.19+$0.31

    Stacks:
    UTG jützu (19,693) 20bb
    UTG+1 wejo13 (6,592) 7bb
    MP1 derlude89 (8,485) 8bb
    MP2 chat720 (7,640) 8bb
    MP3 The pouce (14,160) 14bb
    CO ninester (13,328) 13bb
    BTN jasper (16,676) 17bb
    SB baxi77 (11,037) 11bb
    BB fakka13336 (3,140) 3bb

    Blinds: 500/1,000 Ante 100

    Pre-Flop: (2,400, 9 players) jasper is BTN :ac :ah
    jützu calls 1,000, 5 folds, jasper raises to 2,750, 1 fold, fakka13336 goes all-in 3,040, jützu calls 2,040, jasper calls 290

    Flop: :7h :7d :kh (10,520, 3 players, 1 all-in)
    jützu checks, jasper checks

    Turn: :3h (10,520, 3 players, 1 all-in)
    jützu bets 1,000, jasper calls 1,000

    River: :7c (12,520, 3 players, 1 all-in)
    jützu bets 1,000, jasper goes all-in 12,536, jützu calls 11,536

    Final Pot: 37,592
    jützu shows four of a kind, Sevens
    :8d :7s
    jasper shows a full house, Sevens full of Aces
    :ac :ah
    fakka13336 shows three of a kind, Sevens
    :td :ad

    jützu wins 37,592 (net +20,916)

    jasper lost 16,676
    fakka13336 lost 3,140
  • darbday wrote: »
    No Limit Holdem Tournament
    PokerStars
    9 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
    $3.19+$0.31

    Stacks:
    UTG jützu (19,693) 20bb
    UTG+1 wejo13 (6,592) 7bb
    MP1 derlude89 (8,485) 8bb
    MP2 chat720 (7,640) 8bb
    MP3 The pouce (14,160) 14bb
    CO ninester (13,328) 13bb
    BTN jasper (16,676) 17bb
    SB baxi77 (11,037) 11bb
    BB fakka13336 (3,140) 3bb

    Blinds: 500/1,000 Ante 100

    Pre-Flop: (2,400, 9 players) jasper is BTN :ac :ah
    jützu calls 1,000, 5 folds, jasper raises to 2,750, 1 fold, fakka13336 goes all-in 3,040, jützu calls 2,040, jasper calls 290

    Flop: :7h :7d :kh (10,520, 3 players, 1 all-in)
    jützu checks, jasper checks

    Turn: :3h (10,520, 3 players, 1 all-in)
    jützu bets 1,000, jasper calls 1,000

    River: :7c (12,520, 3 players, 1 all-in)
    jützu bets 1,000, jasper goes all-in 12,536, jützu calls 11,536

    Final Pot: 37,592
    jützu shows four of a kind, Sevens
    :8d :7s
    jasper shows a full house, Sevens full of Aces
    :ac :ah
    fakka13336 shows three of a kind, Sevens
    :td :ad

    jützu wins 37,592 (net +20,916)

    jasper lost 16,676
    fakka13336 lost 3,140


    Same freaking thing happened to me... Except it was AA vd Q10o. Trip 10 on the flop, quads on the river. Or AA vs. 67 and flop comes 458. Or AA vs 8 10s and the guy rivers a straight or AA vs 55 and he hits a set. Cracked 5 out of 6 times last weekend. That's poker!
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